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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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Chapter 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin!_3

"On the islands where you reside, there are special tributes that The Inferior Tribe plundered from our Blue Star over three hundred years ago."

"Your mission is to find these tributes and destroy them!"

"New professionists who destroy the tributes on their respective islands will be awarded an additional one thousand points!"

"If the corresponding tribute on each island is not destroyed after ten days, the overall score of all new professionists in the entire province will be reduced by one hundred!"

Lord Xin Ruhuo's voice is unhurried and clear, striving to ensure everyone could hear his words.

"The current list of islands and their corresponding tributes is as follows..."

"Qianshan Island, the corresponding tribute is the Tower of Invasion!"

"Ghost Island, The corresponding tribute is the General Figurine!"

"Jinshan Island, the corresponding tribute is the Four-men Row!"

"Purple Cloud Island..."