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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Spiele
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601 Chs

Chapter 110: The Assessment Begins! The Secret of the World's Wonders!

The skill description and effects of Adrenaline Excitement Technique flickered before Zheng Cheng, leaving him momentarily lost in awe.

Are you sure this isn't a stimulant?

And it's a large dose of stimulant, injected directly into the main artery.

This is not just a cow flying in a plane, it's a cow soaring up to the sky!

A group of cows flying in a plane, cows are flying everywhere!

"How about...we find someone to test it?"

Zheng Cheng rubbed his chin, then shook his head: "No, the combined entrance examination for newcomers of Professions starts tomorrow, I wouldn't want any trouble if they can't sleep."

"We'll talk about it tomorrow!"

After that, he opened a group he created before called 'The small team of twelve iron chickens'.

With a twitch twitching at the corner of his mouth every time he saw this group name, he wanted to drag the chicken out and beat him up.

If people don't know better, they might think they're doing something indecent in the group!