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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Autor: Yiqian Qingdai
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

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It's an average read. A story about a guy in a world where he could awaken abilities and has a status board. He's a priest but his abilities are weird and not priesty. It has an engaging storyline with good abilities and characters. I didn't get bored. However, it falls heavily when it comes to character interactions and the whole world view and mentality presented... -------- Character interactions: - Girls somehow fall for MC after their first meeting when there's no reason or proper interaction between them. - Side characters are the brain dead type that always gossip and praise MC or put him down, the same usual move Chinese novels use to show us how MC is awesome or how he face slaps them later. - There's nothing deep, relationships are superficial and interactions are even more dry. --------------- World view & Mentality: A whole bunch of Propaganda. It has the usual Chinese propaganda but it's set on high intensity. - People are praised for protecting the country and ignoring family. - Sacrificing for the country is a great merit. - Foreigners are bad guys and can't intrude on the benefits of China. - Forces that surrender must be integrated into China, and that integration is by severity their bloodline and treating them like livestock and gifting them to others. - The usual strong headed MC that always puts his country first. - Somehow during a battle, the souls of millions of soldiers help MC, and then he's sentimental and goes on about how china is great and every thing is for china and wants to pay back to his predecessors by fighting for China.

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