Eneimus Sleepus (Dookie)

Mike: "Yeah. You guys better listen to me! YEAH! Rock on! Ok here's one off of "Dookie". This is a little tune called Eneimus Sleepus." (They played)

(Dante jumped around and did the Gangnam Style music video dance. And Triple D was waving like they were in a parade, but Jake told them to cut it out.) (They got mad)

Mike: "I saw my friend the other day, and I don't know, exactly just what he became. It goes to show: that it wasn't long ago, that I was just like you! And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home!!" (DJ was vibing by the amps as if it was quiet.) (Dawkins was teasing the crowd with Princess Positron)

Mike: "How have I been, how have you been? It's been so long! What have you done with all your time? And what went wrong? And I knew you way back when, and you, you knew me. And now I think YOU'RE sick and I wanna go home!" (The Dimitris were squirting water at people after someone goated them into doing it.) (The breakdown then began)

Mike (with just Seth drumming and Jake playing): "Anybody ever say no? Tell you that you weren't right? Were did all the little kid go?! Did you lose it in a hateful fight? (Hunter resumed) And you know it's true! It wasn't long ago, that I was just like you. And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home!" (Delgado raced around the stage and then raced into the crowd, now crowdsurfing!) (And with that, they played the last chords and ended the song) The crowd roared.

Mike: "Thank you! Your a good crowd! Hey, uh if you turn your attention to the front row here, you'll see a kid and a painter dog kissing each other!" (The cameras pointed at Michael and Da Vinci, and DV was licking him in the face while her tail wagged happily and her cheeks were red in love, like she kind of liked him.) (Mike laughed like Daffy Duck And Michael shooed the cameramen away and went back to Da Vinci licking him and her in his arms and we tail still wagging.)

Mike: "Somewhat true love. I'm glad I let Da Vinc hang with Michael back at the Mudfest in Yuba City."

Jake: "For once, I guess a kid found love with a dog."

Mike: "Well Da Vinci loves everyone."

Dawkins: "I concur."

Mike: "Like the 1'786 times you've concurred."

Dante: I think there should be a concurring ban. And also, DOOMSDAY IS UPON US!!!!!"

Mike: "Dante, please not here. These are rude teenagers who tease people for every single thing in the world! So save your doomsday crap for later."