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"Hmm, Now that I think, If the day last more than a hundred hours... Does the night last all this, too?

Before, when I was worried, how long the day lasts here. It was just, because, I didn't know how much time I was going to have, to explore... If the day had only a few hours, I would have less time to explore!

In the case of the day lasted only a few hours, then the night would probably be the same, and that wouldn't affect me!

After all, I could use those few hours to rest! On the other hand, if the day was too long, and its duration was a few days on Earth.

It would be horrible, because, although during the day, I have much more time, to explore and hunt, when it gets dark, Well... basically I would be fucked! After all, the night would last for a few days! Therefore, it would be, much more difficult, and dangerous, to go hunting or exploring!

Huehuehue! However, this is now irrelevant! After all... I have night vision! Therefore, no matter if it's day or night, I can see everything very well! I'm glad I'm not human anymore!"

After laughing for a while, I decide to leave this place, and continue my journey

"Okay, I have nothing else to do around here! So, I think I'm leaving! However, first, I'm going to get these claws!

There's only one problem! How am I going to transport this? After all, in addition to burning, they also paralyze!

Hmm, Oh, I already know! I just need to cut off one of his paws! Thus, I do not need to make direct contact with the claws!

Wow, Icarus, you really are a genius!"

After easily finding a solution to the transportation problem, something else starts to bother me

"Well, now that I've solved that... What do I do with this body? I'm not hungry right now! Still, it seems a shame to leave him here!"

I stand for a while, thinking about what to do with the body

At this moment, a certain image comes to my head

"I could give that to those lions..."

When I realize what I'm thinking, I close my eyes

The moment I do that, I imagine a person just like me standing in front of me

That other me, is looking at me with a big smile

Seeing that big smile, I quickly shake my head as I say

"No no and no! I will not do it!"

Hearing this, the other me looks at me and still with a smile says

"Come on, you know this is the best choice, in this situation! Dude, you don't even care about that body! Besides, we both know that this is what you want to do!"

"No! You're wrong! I means, yes, I don't care about the body. However, that's not the point here! This is a matter of principles! Before leaving, I said, with a serious and dramatic expression: 'I hope you can find food!'"

"Yes, I know I was there too... but what does it matter?"

"What does it matter? It's simple when I said that, I implied that it was not my problem! And now, do you want me to show up just a few hours later, as if nothing has happened?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay, and with what kind of face, do you expect me to show up there? You expect me to show up there and say: 'Oh, here's a small gift! However, don't get used to it, this, just this once, okay? Bye!'"

"Yeah! That's exactly what you would do in this kind of situation!"

I keep silent as I stare the other me for a few seconds.

However, I quickly click the tongue and say

"Tsk! You know me well... I would really say that! However, if I did that, where would my dignity be?"

Hearing my question, the other me, freezes

After recovering, he quickly looks at me with a strange face and asks

"Dignity? You? Wait a minute! Let me see if I got it right, are you telling me, that you, Icarus, the person, who died happily, just because, did not pay the restaurant bill. You, have dignity?"

"Yeah, I have!"

Hearing my answer the other me, keeps looking at me seriously in silence, but soon he starts laughing

"Huehuehue!"

"..."

He starts rolling on the floor, laughing, so he looks at me and says

"Huehuehue! This is the funniest joke I've ever heard"

Hearing this, I get a little embarrassed because I agree with him

However, I quickly clear my throat and change the subject

"Ahem... Anyway! Back to the subject! This is not even, the best choice! The best choice in this situation would be for me to eat this monster now! The second best choice would be for me to take this monster's body to my base, and save it, to eat later, when I was hungry!"

The other me stops laughing, slowly gets up from the floor, and wipes the dust off his clothes

Then he looks at me and sighs, and then when he's ready to argue with me, he stops, and says

"Sigh! Listen me! Actually, you know what... Go ahead and do what you want I will not stop you!"

Not even having heard his words, I quickly start to deny, his arguments

However, I soon realize that something is wrong, so I look at him with a suspicious face and ask

"No, I already said no- W,wait... what? Will you just agree with me that way? You will not try to argue back, saying that I'm being an idiot, childish or something like that? That's is sus! What the hell are you planning?"

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