"You see how Viran language makes no sense?
Viran was a language that human used.
"How so?"
Ayame asked to Kuro who was complaining about Viran which was infinitely close to 'English'
"Hmm… here is some example: I took a shit while taking a shit and accidentally took a douse of shit. I used 3 SAME sentences but each have a different meaning."
"What does it mean?"
Ayame who was studying seriously, asked back to Kuro. Although she didn't understand what Kuro said, each tone, rhythm was basically the same and she didn't find any difference, except Kuro saying a sentences 3 times.
"…Ahem, I will teach you the meaning some day that may never come."
"Okay."
This happened when Ayame suddenly asked that she wanted to try and learn human language called: Viran.
…
Meanwhile these 2 was training/learning an amazing continuous event was happening somewhere.
"What is this hammer, Peko? Don't tell me, it's that legendary excalibur!? Did it chose it owner and came toward to me, Peko!?"
There talked a rabbit with brazen imagination. Little did she know, the so-called excalibur was in the hand of a certain pirate.
"I can't analyses its material…!?"
Meanwhile, Moona who was exceptionally well in structure aspect, was trying to study this strange hammer.
"The origin of this hammer is so mysterious and ancient. So old that the material used here may be the ore that has been existed since the birth of universe, so durable that it was capable to exist even after the passage of millennium. Furthermore, it is imbued with powerful mythical magic. Although I don't know what it is, there may not exist a wizard that can dispel it."
"Anyway, Moona! Ley's try pulling it like excalibur the adventurers talked about! Pekora may be the chosen hero, Peko!"
"Wa-wait! It's dange-"
Without waiting for Moona's sentences to finish, Pekora tried to lift up the Mjolnir which was not buried deeply to the ground. It seemed so easy to lift as long as one use their strength but no matter how much Pekora tried, she couldn't pull the hammer.
"What is this, Peko! It's a fraud! This weapon is rigged, Peko!"
'What is happening? From its width and height, at most, it can weight from 18kg to 50kg and with Pekora-san's strength, she could lift it up but it is not even budging? Are the mythical magic casted in this hammer a magic that controls the gravity or, the type that makes this hammer more heavier?'
'Both magic won't endanger Pekora-san's life, but I am not sure if there's only 1 magic casted here. Besides, the the powerful thunder properties in this hammer also bothers me…'
"Moona! Try lifting this hammer, Peko!"
"Wha-, okay…?"
Powerless against her innocent friend, she casted all sorts of complicated thinking asides, and decided to live more simpler. She tried lifting the hammer.
She thought it wouldn't budge as her strength was similar to Pekora, but the Mjolnir went beyond her expectation. He easily picked it up. Its mass was exactly 19kg.
With a bit of proud that prediction from her before was correct, she was also smug about that she was able to pick up the hammer her friend couldn't do.
"That's amazing Moona! How did you do it, Peko?"
Actually, there was no tricks or something shady behind. She just tried lifting it up and she was successful. But she wanted to amaze Pekora more, so she quickly thought of what to say.
"I never gave up until the end to save my citizens! The hammer must have noticed that accomplishment and decided to give me the permission to lift it up!"
'Huh the hammer got a little bit heavier?'
Moona thought of whatever she think awesome and said with smug smile to Pekora. About the case of Mjolnir getting heavier a bit, she directly ignored that fact.
"I saved your citizens though, peko…"
"…"
"…"
"Ahem! Pekora-san's achievement is too great that this hammer may have thought that it would feel inferior if he was wielded by Pekora-san!"
'Huh? The weight doubled?'
"Really, Peko!?"
"Maybe!"
I haven’t slept for many hours. My brain is very active yet at the same time, I am also braindead. My last 3 braincells turned into 3 Polkas.
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