Fun Fact: One of the Scariest SCP got killed by an Howitzer... To be precise SCP-2317-K yeah... There's Infinite SCP Universe in one of those it happend.
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[2005 August 17, Pangaea, 3243000000 August 17, Africa Continent, Spawning Point, Pangaea, ??? World, SCP Universe]
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[Felix Harp Pov]
We start of this Chapter zooming in a vast Grassland where a Corpse of a T-Rex is located and a random Badass SCP Agent Corpse resides. Oh and there's an idiot pointing his Wand at a Girl holding a Gun... Yeah this World is ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ up.
Felix: "DROP THE GUN NOW!"
Felix said threateningly.
SCP-507: "WHAT GUN?!"
SCP-507 Answered back in confusion.
Felix: "THAT GUN! RIGHT OVER THERE YOU BLIND BIGOT!"
Felix said pointing his Wand at SCP-507's Hand.
SCP-507: "Oh! A Gun... HOLY ꜱʜɪᴛ A GUN!"
SCP-507 Said while panicking, And dropping the Pistol.
SCP-507: "I-i-i am sorry i-i didn't know."
SCP-507 said while panicking waving her Hand's up in the Air, While a certain Niffler sneakily exited her Bag.
Felix: "You didn't know you're holding a GUN?! What the Hell is wrong with you Woman?!"
Felix said while snickering and dropped his Guard on the Woman but he didn't put his Wand back at his Robes.
SCP-507: "I-i mean Y-yeah no! Wait i meant n-no... wait what was the question again?"
Felix: "Jesus Cries Woma- Nifty?"
Felix stopped mid sentence and looked at SCP-507 Leg's... No i didn't mean that you horny readers what i meant is near her Right Leg where the Pistol was dropped.
SCP-507: "Nifty who?"
SCP-507 Said tilting her Head to the Side.
Felix: "Nifty that!"
Felix said pointing his Wand near her Feet, In response SCP-507 looked down and saw Nifty waving at her.
SCP-507: "What the?"
Of course SCP-507 is confuse and look at Nifty scanning the Weird Creature.
SCP-507: "I-is this a Beaver?"
Nifty then stopped waving at her and looked offended Nifty then decided to steal the Gun as compensation for the Emotional Trauma she cause her. Nifty then went to Felix's Side and climbed his Shoulder's.
Felix: "... Well i guess she hates you."
Felix said rubbing Nifty's Beak, Nifty in response purred.
Felix then looked back at SCP-507 and realised he hasn't told her his name yet.
Felix: "Oh! Anyways i think an introduction is necessary this is Nifty my Companion she is an Niffler, And you could call me Felix Harp."
Felix said while doing a Bow.
SCP-507: "Well it's nice meeting you Mr Harp and you too Nifty i a- What's going on?"
[Ding!]
[Foreign Entity has appeared in ??? World...]
[Commencing Forceful Extraction...]
Hearing this Felix Eye's went wide he tried stopping the System.
<Felix: W-W-WAIT! STOP.>
But all his efforts were in Vain.
SCP-507: "Why is it happening so s-"
Before she could finish her sentence a Black Portal swallowed her and she disappeared leaving an confused Felix.
[Forceful Extraction Complete!]
Felix was confused his new Friend just disappeared because of the System, But before he could question what the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ is going on the System's Screen appeared infront of him.
Felix: "What the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ is going on?"
[Ding!]
[Showing Training Tapes...]
Felix read the System Text infront of him he can still hear the System doe think of an English Movie that has Subtitle's.
<Felix: What Training Tapes?>
[Loading Traning Tape #1!]
After saying those Word's a man in an old Wizarding Robe appeared infront of him, With a long unkept White Beard.
[???: "Ah! Hello wait is this thing on?"]
The Old Man said waving and then looking behind the Camera probably talking to the Camera Man.
[???: "It is sir don't worry.]
[???: "Ah! That's great.]
The Old Man said clapping his Hand's, While Felix is questioning Reality.
<Felix: What the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ is happening?>
[???: "Anyways. Hello Mr Felix Harp, You might be confuse right now about everything that's happening for Days? Weeks? Months? I do not know, The System is the one deciding whenever you're ready to see this.>
<Felix: What the Hell?!>
[???: "Anyways you must be so confuse right now. Alright i'm gonna cut this short. You kid.]
The Old Man said pointing to Felix.
Felix: "Me?"
Felix said pointing to himself.
[???: "Yes you. You are fated to either Destroy or Save this Universe... Alright i'll give you a few second's to let that sink in."
If one closely look one would be able to see a buffering screen in Felix's Head.
Felix: "I beg your pardon?"
[???: "Yup kid you are fated to either Save or Destroy the SCP Universe. Oh! You might be asking how i know you're question if this is just a video.]
Felix: "Actually yes i am wondering."
[???: "Well uhhh. How can i put this in a simpler term well to be precise there's thing's Fated to Happend like that Girl getting teleported here, That Agent getting killed.]
Felix: "And that Girl... Getting send back by the System is fated too?"
[???: "Actually yes."]
Felix: "... So what the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ am i suppose to do? Go Sam and Dean Winchester on those SCP or what?"
[???: "Well~ Yes and No. You are actually gonna capture and protect other SCP's but you have to colonise this World aswell.]
Felix: "I beg you're pardon?"
[???: "You didn't heared me wrong. You would have to colonise this World."]
Felix: "That's cool."
Felix answered back keeping his Cool but inside him he was celebrating.
<Felix: HELL YEAH!>
[???: "You must be Happy. Aren't you?"]
Felix: "Pft yeah right i'm... I'm not."
[???: "Yeah whatever... Anyways every Month the System would give you a Quest of some sort they can vary from "Capturing." "Killing." and finally "Protecting." in short CKP...]
An awkward pause happend between the 2 that even Nifty is confused.
Felix: "That's... Uhhh, You know i don't wanna say it because it would hurt you're feelings... Scratch that it will."
[???: "... I am gonna send you infront of SCP-001 if you don't stop joking..."]
Felix: "Chill i'm just kidding."
[???: "Alright let's go back to the important things alright. Anyways you can teleport to the SCP World because you know you killed that T-Rex. Right?"]
Felix: "Yes sir."
[???: "Well i suggest that you don't go there."]
Felix: "But si-"
Felix was about to question and argue with the Old Man but he was stopped by the Old Man.
[???: "You didn't let me finish explaining. So sit down and listen and talk after i explain alright?"]
Felix then followed the Old Man's orders and sit down in the Grass while the System Screen lowered following him.
[???: "Alright... Every Month the System would give you a Quest that you will finish if you wanna Conquer that SCP. What do i mean by Conquer, That's exactly what it sound's like. Every Month the System would give you protection from the Powerful SCP's from detecting you but it has a time-limit, To be able to fully walk the SCP World without you know SCP's breathing down you're neck you have to wait until you're 19th Birthday, Now you have to Finish the Quest you we're assign too, To be able to Capture the SCP. Now you might be asking, Where would i put them then?]
Felix nodded while Nifty is playing with her new Toy in the background.
[???: "In the Gallery... That's exactly what it sound's, That's where every SCP you Conquered will go. How the Hell does it work? Well you see the Gallery i am talking about is connected to you... The System implanted it when he chose you. So basically i didn't chose you the System did... Yeah i would have gone for that Merlin Guy if the System didn't chose you."]
[???: "Now of course after completing the Quest you would be rewarded accordingly. I'm a believer of Yin and Yang so basically every Bad things has a Good thing you get it? Anyways i suggest you Train because the System is an unpredictable thing well anyways goodbye and goodlu-"]
The Recording then cutted off mid sentence leaving an confuse Felix.
Felix: "What the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ?!"
*BANG*
Felix then heard a Gunshot noise and Felix instinctively aimed his Wand where the noise coming from...
Felix: "Oh Nifty what am i gonna do with you..."
Yes Nifty fired the Shot in accident while playing with her New Toy.
Nifty in response pocketed the Pistol. Hiding the Evidence.
[❤️To Be Continued❤️]
* Felix alignment is Chaotic Good.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* So you might be wondering. That i said that SCP-507 reappeared in the Foundation in August 24 right? Well the System kicked her out because the System kicked her out forcefully the System has to pay a price For every action, There is an equal opposite reaction. And that for her it was like a Minute but for Felix and everyone its 7 Day's you get it now?
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* In Hogwart's Legacy there's this Niffler with different color it was colored Cyan i think...
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* How can the Old Man know his Question if that's just a Video. Well to be precise there's things Fated to Happend and the Old Man knows that Best... He is the one keeping the Timeline Safe afterall, If he didn't then you would be seeing Marvel Character's in the SCP Universe.
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* Merlin is an SCP...
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
* So basically Felix would go Sam and Dean Winchester on those SCP that would be fun...
-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)
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Words: 1564 Words
Writen: March 24 2022
Posted: March 24 2022