Newborns.

After that lovely chat with Jane I figured I should wake up the newborns. The prison cells I had were all fitted with special little slots you could pour in potions and they would be misted into the cell. This was for easy prisoner transfer if they were dangerous or you needed to conduct a search you could just knock their asses out with potions.

I popped in a vial of the sleeping potion antidote and let it spread into the cells.

I pull up a chair and a little wheeled desk.

As soon as the newborn vampires wake up they are frantically trying to break out of the cells. These are all cells made with runes to be unbreakable and there are runes to drain the magic from the area. This prevents wandless style magic. I also have anti apparition, anti portkey and anti elf wards set up.

I slap a bottle of calming draught into the mister and let that do its work.

"As you all can see right now you are currently under arrest. You may call me Agent Steele. You are wanted for the crimes of threatening the statute of secrecy by committing a feeding frenzy in the city of Seattle. This has brought attention to you and you all are classified currently as the largest serial killing case ever to hit America. You are all over the news and attracting attention to counter this I was hired to either kill or capture the cause of this problem. And here you are." I tap my pen on the table and bring out photos of missing people all of which are the vampires in front of me.

"Now I have full belief that you have zero knowledge of anything magical related besides the fact that vampires exist. Your creator Victoria made you all to seek revenge for her dead mate which was killed by the Cullen family for trying to kill one of their family members." I inform them. "In turn you basically brought a massacre to Seattle with your unrestrained feeding frenzy. Great for population control bad for publicity so you only get half marks." I say with a small clap.

"You literally have super human strength and speed and your telling me you can't even hide bodies properly? For fucks sake watch some csi or something. You didn't even try you just kinda dumped them in allies." I look at the idiots. "Me teaching you how to hide bodies properly though isn't the reason we are here."

"I need each of your stories and memories of the event which will all be recorded you won't be able to hear what each other says so I expect the stories to line up. 11 and a half or 5 prisoners makes no difference to me Victoria is already a smoldering pile of ash and your vice leader is mostly in that box in the corner. If you are honest I'm pretty sure we can seek out some kind of deal." I say twirling my pen and popping off the first silencing seal.

This happens to be a male teen about 17 years old got that whole punk thing going on.

"I'm not saying shit without a lawyer." He spits at the glass.

"Ding ding ding you've won a prize for saying the catch phrase of the night. Calling for a lawyer when your truly fucked is the right call in most situations." He smiles at me smugly.

"However this isn't the right situation as I don't have to give you a lawyer, your grand prize is a flame bath enjoy!" I click a rune and the cage locks down they can see scorching hot flames burning the man alive but they can't hear anything. It also had an auto cleaning rune which makes everything smell like new car when its done.

"I'll just pretend I never met him. Moving on!" I slide my desk and chair to the next vampire.

I look at the person kindly. He he could shit himself he probably would at this point.

"Are you going to talk? Or ask for a lawyer?" I ask him with my hand inching towards the button.

"Wait! Wait! I'll talk!" He shouts at me and I press the rune.

This man is also burned to a crisp.

"Sorry sorry! He startled me and my hand slipped I'll pretend that never happened either. New rule don't shout I like calm people. I'm very easily frightened." I move over to the next vampire.

They look absolutely terrified of me.

"Just relax you know pretend we are all out with your friends and enjoying a nice barbecue." I say with a smile.

With a horrified look they begin to tell me the story of what happened.

"See it wasn't that hard all you needed to do is take a nice deep breathe and tell the truth." I calmly move down the row of prisoners getting stories from all of them.

"Looking over all of these stories most of them match. Who is really going to believe that you said you didn't kill anyone and your an innocent bystander who was forced into this? At any point in time you can literally fucking run at over 100mph. You sir are a fucking liar!" I press another rune as the liar turns to ash. There's always at least one who will try to bullshit their way out of it.

"Well my job here is done. I dunno why I have to do fucking paperwork. You all will be transported by me personally to a proper facility where you'll be judged according to your crimes and blah blah blah. First person to act up or try to escape gets turned into jerked chicken alright?" I get some violent head nods as they look at the slightly charred prison cells.

I press the cleaning button and the cells shine like new. There's a little psshhhh noise as the air smells new car fresh. Perfect.

Looks like my first mission is a success so far.