Chapter 41: Eris pads her chest

Chapter 41: Eris pads her chest

Fanfic by: Geraint124x

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(Harukin's POV)

In the middle of meeting on heavenly realm, I was pulling both of her cheeks.

"You Useless Goddess, what have I've done to you, for me to be kicked out of my home world!" I said to Aqua with angry tone.

She was holding both of my wrist, struggling to push me away from her. She became teary-eyed in pain.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop it! Let me go!"

Suddenly, Earth-chan hit my head again with Karate chop,

"Ouch!"

I let go of Aqua and massage my head.

"Arata! The sole purpose of this meeting is reconcile with the goddesses from your home world so that you can get back home! So stop being angry and at least listen to their explanation." Earth-chan scolded me.

All of us took a sit. Earth-chan and I together then in front of us is Eris and Useless Aqua.

I was glaring at Aqua.

My body started to emit intense heat, glowing in this dark room.

"Ouch!"

Earth-chan slapped my head.

"Stop using your powers here! You're gonna cause me a global warming." she scolded me again.

*Sigh*

Then, she sighed.

She glanced at Goddess Eris and Useless Goddess Aqua then said,

"Please explain to him why he's been banned from his home world."

"Ummm... Actually..."

Eris was about to say something, but she blushed and became embarrass.

"This guy! It's all his fault that my followers are decreasing lately." Useless Aqua pointed at me.

"Huh?"

I reacted with annoying expression.

"So, you don't believe me?"

"Yes... In the first place, I didn't even got involved on anything related to your crazy cult." I responded.

"It's not a cult, it's Axis Church!"

She glanced at Eris and said,

"Show it to him, Eris. Let him see the evidence we got for him."

Goddess Eris was trembling, she looked at Aqua with very embarrassed expression,

"... I'm sorry, Aqua-senpai. I can't..."

...

"See! It's not my fault. Your followers must be slowly being enlightened that the goddess that they're devoting upon is an idiot."

Aqua became teary-eyed while pouting, she grabbed Goddess Eris's dress, taking something from her chest.

"Waaah!! Eris, you traitor! I gonna confiscate those breast pad of yours."

Goddess Eris became flustered, trying to resist Aqua.

"Wait! I'm sorry, Aqua-senpai! I'm gonna show him now!" she said in panic.

Useless Goddess Aqua let go of her.

Eris summoned something on the table.

It was a colored statues, paintings, figurines, painted mugs and hand drawn poster of a very beautiful girl wearing a slightly revealing dress. It was a well-endowed girl with curvaceous figure.

Oh, aren't those things I sold from our family shop.

Those are really big hit that it sells well really fast.

Even from far places like Arcanretia and Axel, people from there and other far away places came to our shop just to buy those things.

I even hidden it from my parents and twin sister that I secretly making it and sell a lot of those to my customers just to make profit to pay my father's debt.

As I expected from Goddess Eris, she's really popular that her merchandise really sold fast. Hahaha

...

Wait.

"Aqua-senpai... I can't take this anymore." Eris spoke, covering her face by both of her hands in embarrassment.

"Because of these things, a lot of my followers are being led ashtray, tempting them to switch their faith to Eris." Useless Aqua angrily said.

Several sweat appeared on my forehead.

"In the first place, the body figure of Eris on these things are totally different... Eris's chest is padded you know? They're padded!" Aqua clearly said.

"Aaaahh! Aqua-senpai! What are you saying him?!" Goddess Eris screamed.

"I don't know what are you talking about and I don't know these things." I lied as naturally as I breathed.

"You!..."

Useless Aqua pointed at me, teary-eyed while trembling.

She jumped on me, grabbing my collar and shaking me.

"How dare you to lie in front of a goddess! I'm gonna give you a divine punishment!"

"You? A goddess..." I said with disbelieving expression.

"Aaaahh! How dare you treat me like that!" she shouted angrily while shaking me.

Suddenly, Earth-chan smacked both of our heads.

*Thud!* *Thud!*

"That hurts!" Both Useless Aqua and I said in pain.

"Stop it! You two, this meeting won't be finished if the two of you don't get along!" she scolded both of us.

Useless Aqua returned to her seat while Goddess Eris put away the merchandise that I created on the table.

Earth-chan glanced at Goddess Eris,

"Eris, do you have any complain to my reincarnator?"

Goddess Eris looked at me with slightly reddened face,

"Nothing really, more like I'm thankful to him that he's increasing my followers, but please make me in normal dress, I felt like I'm becoming a gravure idol than a worshipped goddess." Eris said then she gave a embarrassed smile.

Earth-chan switched her glance at Useless Goddess Aqua,

"Now, Aqua. Can you forgive him already?"

"Hmph! I refuse." Useless Goddess Aqua just hmphed and said.

"Looks like you won't no matter what, then how about this."

Earth-chan took out a sheet of paper out of nowhere and placed it on the table in front of me.

She lift up her hand, a light appeared on her palm turning into a necklace with Axis Cult's symbol on it.

"Since, Arata is the cause of the decrease in your worshippers, then how about you make him your apostle and have him spread the teaching of your church."

"What?!" I reacted in shock.

"He just need to sign this paper then wear this Axis Cult's necklace, he will forever become your apostle until the end of his life." Earth-chan continued.

Useless Goddess Aqua became happy and said in joy,

"Are you sure, Gaia-sama? If he signed this, he will be one of my worshippers?"

"Yes, he will become the number one worshipper of yours. Not only that, he can even travel to another world to spread the teaching of you as a Goddess and further increase your worshippers." Earth-chan explained.

...

I was totally speechless of what she said.

"Wow! That's not a bad offer! I accept it! I will withdraw my complaint now! I going to forgive him and have him return now to his home world. In exchange, he have sign this and officially become my apostle." Aqua said happily.

"I refuse!" I loudly said.

"Why?!" Useless Aqua reacted.

*Sigh*

Earth-chan sighed the she said, winking her left eye at me.

I don't understand what she trying to say to me.

"Arata, I give you two choices. One is you won't sign this paper and be stuck in a infinite loop of nonsense quest in different worlds forever while your twin sister and little sister gets married to a trash. Even your childhood friend Yunyun will get married and gets impregnanted by a guy who's not you... I know that you like her even you don't show it and your totally aware of her feelings for you." she said, smiling at me.

"Ugh!"

That sounds traumatizing to me.

"And two, you sign this and become her apostle to increase her worshippers. Everyone will be happy and you can now return back home to your own world."

...

Earth-chan moved his head towards near my ear,

"Don't worry, when your life ends and as my reincarnator, your soul will be ended up to me. When that happens, let's do a lot of Ara ara, Sun-kun." she whispered on my ears

I shivered when I heard what she said.

"Not you too... Okay! I give up! I rather die than let Komekko and Nee-san married to a trash. Also Yunyun, I won't let that happen! She's mine!... Then I just need to sign this adoption paper right? And wear this necklace---" I loudly said and proclaimed.

Huh? Adoption Paper?

"See... You'll end up signing it anyway." Earth-chan said with mischievous smile.

"Yay! I gained a apostle. With this, the Axis Church will spread across the different worlds!" Useless Aqua said in joy.

"..." Eris was totally speechless of what happened.

"Don't think this means you've won!" I shouted, pointing at Useless Aqua, trying to follow.

I signed the paper then wore the necklace on my neck.

But when I read what's written on the paper again.

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PET ADOPTION PAPER

PET NAME: AQUA

ANIMAL: GODDESS

SIGNED BY NEW OWNER:

Arata Shouta/ Harukin

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I glanced at Earth-chan,

She noticed my glance and winked at me.

This goddess...

(To be continued)

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