The Dog and the Seal

"Y,you..." Yun Xie stared at the dog wide-eyed, "That voice..."

"Woof. (Stop. Don't say anymore.)" The dog slumped back as he barked this, unhappiness drawn on its cute round face.

"It's you, right? How did you... become this?"

The dog immediately raised its sharp fangs and glared at Yun Xie. "Woof! (Ask yourself! Do you even understand the situation we're in?)"

"What? Did something happen?"

The dog sighed and weakly sat on the soil, "Woof. An idiot used an unknown spell and BS her way through it, and thus, leading us into this situation... Woof."

Yun Xie frowned, clearly not understanding. Alderam noticed her idiotic expression and resigned to his cursed fate. He already knew that his girl's brain is weird the moment she stepped into his lair. He just let her be because he thought it was amusing. If he had known that that girl would use that spell and idiotically seal them both, he wouldn't have let her step a single foot and kill her immediately! And he wouldn't have become... become... this... thing!

He grimaced, "Woof. You incorrectly used a seal and sealed us both. We're now trapped in your mess... "

"What?!"

The cute little dog nodded its furball head, "I don't know what kind of seal this is, but I think it's similar to the seal that was previously cast on me. We just need to find the seal's heart and break it ourselves..... Woof."

"What are you talking about? How did you even know this?"

"I've been sealed once, woof, did you forget?"

"But I thought the demon cultivators were the one who unsealed you?"

"It was jarf a coincidence. I woof, broke the seal myself when they did that."

Yun Xie couldn't resist laughing at what the Demon God became that she couldn't even focus on what the Demon God's saying. Her focus is entirely on his barks.

Although, some doubt still remained on Yun Xie's heart, she didn't pursue this matter any further. The Demon God is extremely mysterious, just what happened to him before?

And wait... wasn't he sealed for hundreds of thousands of years...?

Does that mean...?

Yun Xie shook her head. No way, right?

"Pff, Then why are you a dog?" Yun Xie tried her best to stifle her laughter. She was sure that the Demon God is frowning right now, but his round furry face couldn't show it.

"Woof! As if I know!" Alderam wanted to bite Yun Xie again but refrained from doing so. Who knows what kind of disease this girl is carrying on her body? Her idiocy might rub off on him! "I was caught off guard when you shouted that spell. I only managed to save half of my powers."

Half?! He managed to save half?! Damned Demon God! Yun Xie only saved like a pinch from her power! She felt as if she was cheated!

Yun Xie's face distorted as if she ate sour vinegar.

Alderam continued, "For why I became a dog, even I do not know that. The moment I opened my eyes I'm already a dog."

Serves you right!

Yun Xie's mood immediately lifted. "Then, what's our plan?"

"Woof. First, don't be an idiot. Second..." Alderam lifted his round, white body and walked on four paws, "Let's get out of here."

Yun Xie nodded. Even though she was called an idiot, she couldn't get angry when it came from a little snowball. Yun Xie looked around. It's indeed already starting to get dark and insects were starting to bite her. Even though she reinforced her body and it's powerful than normal, it's still a mortal body.

Yun Xie trailed behind Alderam's little body. The trees changed into the earlier surroundings as they walked further. Happiness spread on Yun Xie's face, "Finally! We're back!"

"Woof. You seriously got lost? Stupid Deity."

"Keep woofing, Great Demon God."

"WOOF!" Alderam immediately turned his little body and howled. It jumped off on its tiny paws to scratch Yun Xie, but Yun Xie easily dodged it while laughing. She grabbed the Demon Dog from its back and brought its tiny body near her.

"Hehe, what a thing the Demon Dog--Ahem, God, has fallen into! How tragic! The Demon Realm is mourning! Victory for the Cultivators!"

"Woof. Have you forgotten? I still have half of my power. I can easily squash you into paste."

Yun Xie gulped and decided to not tease him anymore. Right... She can, indeed, still feel some power coming from the Demon God. Alderam slapped Yun Xie's hand away, but it didn't hurt in the slightest. It just felt like someone was throwing marshmallows at her.

Yun Xie asked, "Then why not use that remaining power to break the seal?"

"Not enough, dimwoof. I woofd've done that if I could. The way to unseal this isn't through any spell."

The two of them continued chatting as they walk, one bloodied figure and one bouncing and barking figure. There were already a lot of curious bystanders watching them with strange eyes, but they have no courage to get near them. Some were also hesitating whether to call the police already, or the ambulance instead.

"Where are we going?" Yun Xie asked, but Alderam didn't answer her. It didn't even turn back to look at her and just continued to walk.

Why is this guy always like this?

Whether god or dog, he likes answering her with silence unless it's to insult her! Does he think his words are gold? His breath the breath of life? What did she do wrong to this guy? Just what kind of enmity does he have with her?

She is The Esteemed Grand Master Yun Xie! Everyone bows before her! Well, except her master, but still!

Yun Xie quickly walked to catch up and tried to kick the demon dog from behind. The moment her foot was about to land on it's dirty furry butt, it turned back its round face. "Do it and you can say goodbye to your foot. Get in. Woof."

Her foot stopped in mid-air, just a few inches from the demon dog's face.

Get in? Get in what?