Speedrunning Naruto! Who needs 220 Episodes?

Yami sat down in his room and told Eve to start the process.

Once Eve started the process he felt a scorching pain all over his body.

"AAAAAAAaah" Yami shrieked from the pain.

{Yami if you want to know, it will take a couple more seconds} Eve said reassuringly.

When the process was done he felt as if all the pain in his body was a gateway to ascension, his body now felt 20x stronger than before.

That was probably because he had -Sage Body- from the senju bloodline and from the Uchiha body.

He could see the particles in the room with his new Sharingan activated. It was 1 tomoe. If you read back from chapter 2 you would see he got this as well and he had just unlocked it with senju bloodline)

(if your wondering about the mangekyo sharingan, he has "Jesus's body" and "God's blessing" so the curse doesn't work on him, read it again)

"This is the power of the Senju and Uchiha kukuku," Yami said while smirking lightly.

"Hmm my chakra reserves multiplied ten-fold haha, now I can finally say with confidence that I'm a cheat!" Yami the chakra-cheat said as felt his new power flow through his body.

Once the process was done, Yami thought of something that he wanted to use for a long time.

"Eve, am I able to use the Waifu-gotcha now? What is the requirement for unlocking it?"

{Because you seem to have learned how to handle a woman you have earned the right to use the gatcha. It wasn't available because you were and are still too young and you had to get better with women because it would be pretty embarrassing if you couldn't make the Waifu fall for you.}

"Yeah, I understand that… Well, I'm actually a shota right now, right? Well, I look a bit older than I actually am but still, picking up girls while in a child's body will be really hard... "

{The choice is up to you, Yami-sama, but I would recommend that you first establish a real relationship with the ones you want to have in your harem, after all, if suddenly a girl or woman appears that claims to be your wife, complications will arise.}

"I have waited for this for a long time, so I will use it soon, but you are right, I should at least visit Tsunade once more before it and finally use that one wish I got from our last gambling match… She is a Waifu as well, especially with those great assets… Wait, a question, aren't the Waifus already in this world? What would happen if I, for example, got Tsunade or Hinata from it?"

{That's actually a good question. To answer you, if you are already on a good way with them, they will get a huge boost in affection. Meaning, they will probably confess to you and if you are already on a higher level, ask you to marry them or something like that.}

"But isn't the real issue the ones I don't know? What would happen if it was Gabriel, after all she is a Seraph, so chaos would break loose in heaven if she was suddenly teleported here."

{Wow, you are concerned about the other people and don't just think about yourself, how noble of you my husband. It's good that you are not thinking with your lower part like some Protagonists that I got information about.}

"Was that sarcasm or genuine? I couldn't really tell. Also just because I'm curious which Protagonist were you talking about?"

{As I Wife I shouldn't make fun of my husband, I was genuinely happy for your thoughtfulness. And if you want to know, I was thinking specifically about Issei from DxD and Yun Che from Against the Gods.}

"First, I'm really blessed that I have a wife like you. Second, yes, those two definitely use their lower half more than their brain. And third, I want to ask you more about how AtG is implemented into this world, but we are getting side-tracked, you still have to tell me about how the gatcha works."

{We have time, so just ask me the questions later. About how it works, the greatest lazy writing excuse there is would be used for that; Probability. In case of your example, Gabriel would feel as if god was calling upon her to serve you, Yami, as her new Lord. The other angels of course wouldn't go against god's word and thus everything would work. Don't worry too much about it, that's at least what God said.}

"God is lazy and likes to take an easy approach doesn't he? Right, what is the "god" from DxD in comparison to God who is the creator of this universe?"

{I don't have much knowledge, but I don't think that there is much connection between them, except that god is just another creation of God but a bit stronger and more special than the other beings. Well, he is already dead, so it isn't really important.}

[The constellation "God and god is confusing" is appreciating your big brain, 200 Points sponsored.]

They talked a bit more and he asked a bit about ATG because it was quite a big story and world with nearly 2000 chapters.

It seemed that cultivation also worked in this world, but it worked by absorbing Mana from the surroundings and getting stronger through that.

And the characters seemed to exist but in another part of the galaxy, not the world he was in right now, which was the main one.

But he could still get the girls from the gatcha.

{If you really wish for something, it might just come true…}

Yami already had the hope that God would have tinkered with the luck-system of the gatcha, but it seemed he might be right. He prayed to the one God that it was a nice Gatcha and not one developed by EA.

[The constellation "EA, we just want your best" wants your best, your money!]

"..."

[...]

"Don't you already have enough? It is literally the currency that you created!"

[The constellation "EA" has sent you his justification]

[ ]

"... You may have all the money in the world, but if you can't do anything with it, it is useless, right?"

[The constellation "Bullshit no Jutsu" is nodding.]

"God, you are changing your name more and more. Congrats on becoming more creative, I think Eve is delighted that you have more imagination now."

{Please tell me that the naming-sense of the old man has become better.}

[The constellation "Biggest weakness of the Shadow Monarch" is whistling while trying to google good names.]

Both God and Yami thought their interactions to be very fun, but after a bit of time God seemed to have found something more interesting, maybe a Manga came out or something, and he stopped sending messages.

"What was it that I actually wanted to do before all this?"

This is where his superior brain came in handy.

"Right, I wanted to go to Tsunade and use the prize of my last win…"

{Yamii-chan no hentai! Do you really love the big ones that much?}

"... First, you only now realized that? Second, YES!"

{But I still love you tough… tough i have to make sure to make mine big if i get a body…}

Eve's last words were just whispered, but Yami could hear them because of his superhuman senses. He was already looking forward to the time when he could hold her in his arms.

"I'm definitely not a good guy but will be sure to give you all the love and care that you want and need."

{Yes!}

One could hear happiness and anticipation from her tone.

{Now go and get my new sisters.}

Yami just smiled and thanked her for being such a great wife, that she even encouraged him to get members for his harem.

As he walked to Tsunade's house he felt a bit complicated about telling his partner that he loved her and then going to another woman directly after.

"Eve, I once again want to apologize for being an asshole."

{Don't worry, I still love you, and in this world harems and so on are pretty normal. No person is truly good, you are just being more open about it.}

"Hey, an imperfect person is more interesting than a completely perfect one right?"

[The constellation "The most perfect being in existence" is nodding knowingly.]

He arrived at her house after a short time and walked right in, as he always does.

"Tsunade, are you there?"

"Yami-kun? Why are you here, do you want your big sister to comfort you or are you ready for another match?"

He saw her lying lazily on a couch while drinking alcohol. She was obviously already drunk and opened her arms, inviting Yami to a hug.

"Tsunade, you shouldn't drink too much. I really mind it, but I don't want the person I consider family to waste herself, I'm worried about you."

He went over to her but instead of entering her hug he sat down and placed her head on his lap and started caressing her.

Actually, Tsunade had already overcome her alcohol-addiction with the help of Yami. She considered him her new family, a little brother or something like that, but she also had feelings for him beyond that. She herself didn't know how it happened, but she was happy now, so she didn't really care. Feelings are a mystery after all. The reason why she still drank so much was in truth, that she could act more spoiled and intimately with Yami and just blame it on the booze afterwards.

The young white haired boy with red eyes on whose lap she was currently on had mended her heart and helped her heal from her past. Now he was the light in her life.

"Tsunade, you should act more like now, even when you aren't drunk."

He put her head from his lap onto his chest. That he somehow groped her breasts in the process was coincidence, complete coincidence!

Now that the young boy was comforting the grown up woman who could be his mother while stroking her head, it looked as if the positions of younger and older "siblings" were reversed.

After a bit of bliss for both of them Yami wanted to get to the reason why he came here, "Tsunade, do you remember our last game?"

"Of course, just like the 889 before it. Do you want another one?"

Yami was a bit amazed that she had counted all the gables they had. Btw, it was also the number of times Tsunade lost. But she didn't want to give up or accept that she couldn't win against a child. She even used her losses by, for example, playing strip-poker with him. He was just a "kid" so it wasn't a problem right? He also had quite a lot of opportunities to grope her and even already stole her lips.

"I meant the reward for winning. If you won, I would let go of all the debt you had with me and if I won, I could have one wish, request or order."

She was pretty drunk when they made that bet but at the moment she was thinking that the past her was a genius. Even though he was a kid, he was already very mature in body and especially mind and also in the lower part. In fact, when they bathed together Tsunade had a nosebleed and passed out. So she had some expectations.

"Yes, I remember now. So, what is it you want?"

At that moment he grabbed her shoulders and made her face him directly.

"Tsunade, I want you. I love you!"

Hearing his words, Tsunade had a lot of different emotions and thoughts and even wanted to reject him for a moment, after all, he was just a child and she also didn't want their relationship to go down the drain. She was also reluctant because of her past.

"Yami, I…"

At that moment something that looked like blue sparks appeared around Tsunade. They were something only Yami could see; Probability.

"...I love you too, Yami!"

- - - - -

How did all that happen? For that we need to read a part of Yami's "Backstory":

[... Because Yami's actual parents aren't with him at the moment, Tsunade actually took care of him. She sees him as her little brother, she loves him as a family and he is the most important being in her life. But she also loves him as a man and if he confesses to her, she will accept and be a good wife. Through Yami she overcame her past and her addictions, though she will still gamble with Yami and use those as opportunities to get closer to him. She loves to be touched by him and is overall a good girl around him. She is more submissive to him than the other way around. She likes it when he calls her Tsunade, without any titles she …]

He used the "Backstory" he wrote to give him great advantages in conquering girls. He himself didn't know how his "Puppet-body" (the one before he awakened in the body), met and befriended so many girls, like he wrote in the description. Because whatever stands in the "Backstory" will become true with the use of "Probability" he had literally overwritten reality in his favor before he even entered the world.

That's also why the probability appeared when Tsunade wanted to reject him because Yami wrote "(..) if he confesses to her, she will accept (...)", so when he did, the world made it come true, even if it had to be forced a bit.

The actual whole text of the "Backstory" is very very very long and only Yami knows its contents because God himself wanted to see his creativity and if he had read it, it would have been a spoiler and God really hates being spoilered.

- - - - -

Yami and Tsunade didn't really do anything besides enjoying their new lover. They stayed together until it was almost night, they played a bit of cards but without any gambling only having fun together.

He lives alone in the Senju Compound and it is very lonely there so he often spent his time, day and night, at Tsunade's house. She was the closest thing he had to family since he didn't have one, at least they were not with him until now. Although the reason for that was his own "Backstory". After all, parents are either dead, on a business-trip in Europe or had to abandon you to protect their child, that's the law of the anime-parents.

They slept besides, or rather, on top of each other while still hugging. However, there was one question that came to mind since he finally had a lover with whom he could have sex.

(Eve, I don't know how to feel, since I'm only 12 years old…)

{No need to worry, because of your body you will age faster, at the moment you are still a adorable kid, because it has given you a bit + with the older female character and because you could better interact with the characters which are as old as you. So you don't have to worry, though it will take some time, you won't have to wait several years. But I'm sure with how cute you are and how developed you are, that there won't be a problem, even if you start now.}

Yami just sighed in relief after hearing those good news and thanked god for not being into shota-hentai. He hugged Tsunade tighter and then quickly fell asleep.