"Well, since you're pleading for another method so much, I'll just say that there is another solution that doesn't involve needles and doctors..."
I said, which immediately made Camila stop pulling on my collar and hug me in glee, not even caring that her daughter was watching since she was so relieved that she didn't have to get her butt punctured.
"...But I still think that it's better if you go to the doctor and go through the normal procedure, instead of going through this traditional method that is quite inappropriate to do and which you surely won't allow me to do because of its rather lewd nature."
"Just tell us, Kafka!~ No matter what it is and as long as it doesn't hurt, both of us will do it!~"