Konan tries to kill me, Adorable.

As I exited the Paper room, and threw Nagato into the ground, I just made a seat with sand to wait for the furious lady to arrive.

Nagato starts to spat insults left and right , so I gag him with sand as I wait for Konan.

A few minutes later the little angel arrives, with a worried expression on her face.

"Relax mister anorexic over there is alive," I said pointing to Nagato, "Though if you cared so much a burger or two for him would've been nice, just saying."

Konan notices that Nagato has no eyes and looks at me filled with anger, "you dare!"

I start to laugh like I heard the best joke , "You have the balls! to get angry and offended after you fucking invaded my village?!"

Not really rationally thinking anymore she started to attack me, with her papers which were pretty easy to counter with my iron sand defense.

"Paper Kami-" I stopped her tightening my grip on Nagato making his cough blood.

"First you won't ever beat me, as I am right now I'm way out of your league... second I have all the cards including your straw boned boyfriend, and third what in the hell do you think is going to happen if he couldn't beat me... so calm those tits and listen to me alright?"

Konan hesitated for a bit before calming down, and nodding.

"Good, see you will give up and come with me to the village where you and your boyfriend will be in a prison, as your crimes against Suna are not that big so far I will consider being lenient, so are we clear?" I said extending my hand for her to take it.

"Crystal..." Konan said reluctantly taking my hand, as soon as she did sand covered her body and with the magnet release sealed her chakra.

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With the two invaders on my hold I started to think how to jail them without Kamui boy breaking them out.

Mei was waiting for me in the house with a wide smile seeing I defeated the intruders with ease, I dare say she was licking her lips as she saw me getting closer to her.

After blocking Nagatos and Konans chakra with a seal that I personally made I put them on Sunas prison

Even if they escaped they seal would take a lot of time to break and they really represented no threat to me either way.

So I decided to continue with my dinner , this time things ran out smoothly with no interference.

After explaining what happen during dinner my siblings went to sleep , and as I was about to take Mei to her room, she whispered to me ear, "I'm all yours during my time in Suna , so be a good boy a keep your belongings in your room."

Good this woman knows how to change the blood flow in my body with a few words, after all that's all it took for me to let her stay in my room.

My week with Mei was a fuck fest, the woman was kinky as fuck and that drove me insane, not gonna lie.

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After the week of fucking I had with Mei she left to attend to her village businesses, and I found myself drowning in paperwork.

I contacted Konoha informing them that I had taken care of two of the strongest Akatsuki members, with that the only real threat left was black zetsu and Obito.

So to erase Obito out of the math I stated to train the flying thunder god jutsu with many of my clones, ensuring I would learn this fast enough to take down the last emo lord.

'System am I compatible with the rinnegan?' I asked the system.

[Yes gamer body makes it so your body can adapt to anything, consider the eyes some kind of legendary equipment, that replace your common grade eyes.]

'First of all my eyes are beautiful thank you and second of all would I have to be like Nagato or Kakashi with the eyes always active?' I asked the system a bit offended it thought my eyes were common.

[No, the system will re config your eye chakra tunnels to work as they should with a dojutsu, though your eyes will be black, like I said consider the eyes items , and you can chose when an item is activated or not]

'Very well then, so I just need medic nin for it and I will get a power up!' I thought with excitement.

[No need ALICE can apply the eyes , but it will be extremely painful while I remake your eye chakra tunnels.]

'Do it, apply those mother fuckers to me,' I commanded the system.

[Very well, please hold on tight and bite on a rug while the process starts]

When ALICE said it was going to be painful she forgot to mention I felt like one million micro imps were stabbing my eyes with even smaller knifes, this was beyond painful.

My eyes were bleeding and completely red , the ninjas in my office started to panic so I created a sand dome around me to ensure they don't see anymore

After an hour of pain, I heard a notification in my head.

[Congratulations you have acquired a forbidden bloodline that is not on the shop!

Dojutsu shop has been added to the system for this achievement!

Senju bloodline added to the user!

Uchiha bloodline added to the user!

Emo bloodline added to the user!

Hello darkness my old friend!!!!]

I was to focused on how good it felt not feeling any pain anymore that I forgot to read any of that the notifications.

I instinctively knew how to sent chakra to my eyes, to activate the sharingan and rinnegan so I ran to my room leaving a bunch of preoccupied ninjas behind and once I was on the bathroom in-front of the mirror I activated the sharingan, on the mirror I could see a three tomoe sharingan , I poured a bit more of chakra getting Madara and now mine mangekyo, and repeating the same process my eyes changed into the rinnegan.

"Oh Obito that ass is mine," I said as I laughed in the bathroom like an evil mastermind.