chapter 1 edited version

My name was Sebastian. A fine name to bear, isn't it? I was blessed to have a name of that caliber. (Un) Fortunately, I had the luck of someone who attended five airplane crashes. That is what led to my inevitable death occurring earlier than the expected 78-year life expectancy.

What freak accident had happened that I had met my creator? It was all due to one woman. On my way to the local café, I happened to enter the sights of a crazy bitch. What was the alternative correct term to be used here? I believe she belongs to the pack of women called feminists. Was that even right of me to bestow that title upon her though? If I'm not mistaken here, she was more of a misogynist.

Have you not seen the videos and shorts posted on social media like Instagram and TikTok? Out of all the people we let make decisions, we picked the simps, betas, omegas, and cucks. Seriously? How did I not realize hope in humanity never existed during my time on Earth? These spineless small spears released the reins. They gave up their power to appeal to these monstrosities. It's a whole fucking circus at this point. These clowns and their lousy tricks.

Although there was no reason for me to die, I did anyway. That's justice for y'all.

Thankfully though, I had been selected to have a rebirth.

<Ding!>

<System Integrating with the Body...>

<Integrating…>

<0.1%....42%....69.69%....99.99%>

<The System has successfully merged with the Host>

The damn holographic screen in front of me started doing things on its own already without the master's permission. If my theory was proven to be correct, I had just entered the omniverse's version of Powerball. If you win big you always have to withdraw, right?

Following the system's integration with my nonexistent body, I decided to test out some commands. Before I had a chance to utter a word, the system had dared to act without its master's consent again.

<Starting Status Setup….>

<Make your 3 wishes and They Will Be Granted>

'My first wish is to be granted a strengthened version of the Ora Ora no Mi without any weaknesses. My second wish is to have accelerated development. My final and third wish is to have the Inu Inu no Mi, Model: Kyubi no Kitsune with the ability to make/summon eight different fox companions.'

<Choose a Name to Bear>

I pulled one out of my holy ass.

'Atlas Mopelion will do.'

<Choose your Appearance>

Out of all the most handsome figures in the universe I knew about, I chose my appearance to resemble that of Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes. Venerable White from Cultivation Chat Group? No way! He looked like a gigolo off the streets of Kabukicho.

'Also, let my clothes I wear be that of an Arabian prince.'

<Choose a Race>

Well, I can't continue being a human with an average aptitude in everything I try to do. I could not live for long as a human. If I decide to become an elf, that will be instant death. The ears will be far too noticeable for me to live in tranquility. I might sound like a hypocrite for saying this but, even though I hate it whenever a woman just decides to play around with a man's heart, I want to be an incubus.

It is a man's dream to be an incubus even if that person is homosexual. Who doesn't want to have a long schlong dingly dangling dong and a packing body? Also, you can meet others' needs while fulfilling your desires. Everyone will be content afterward even if they were not too eager in the beginning.

<Choose the World>

After watching the show, Game of Thrones, I am quite disappointed with how some events turned out. For instance, I didn't like how that savage managed to touch Daenerys Targaryen, the Unburnt, all because of that sick prick of a brother, Viserys Targaryen, used her as a tool to desperately chase power. Anywho, I just wanted to change that world for the better and my contentment. I just wanted a good night's sleep with all those horrifying moments appearing in my head. Was there anything wrong with that?

<Choose Place of Birth>

'The eastern continent, Essos. Thank you very much. Can you make me around the same age as Daenerys Stormborn as well?'

<Host's Request has been Granted>

I don't have to wait a long duration just to begin training and fighting. I might encounter her as well when I am there. Who knows what may happen?

<Survey Completed>

<Compacting Data…>

<Setting up Host's Status>

<0%...24%...42%...75%...99%...>

<Setup Has Been Completed>

<Rebooting>

<Y/N>

I lazily held out my finger and tapped the screen that was hanging in midair in front of me.

<[Y]/N>

<I hope the host will enjoy their stay in the world>

I expected much from my upcoming and hopefully epic odyssey.

I could not wait for what was awaiting me in the new world.