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A long, long time ago in a ginger, ginger galaxy...
After leaving the wobbly planet Neptune, a group of robots fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a pointy, space towers.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Darth Cox, a deprived wizard capable of impersonation and even cruelty.
Terrified, a cold elf known as Mad Hatter flees the Empire, with his protector, Alice Kingsleigh.
They head for Glasgow on the planet Saturn. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Kingsleigh uses her ginger rifle to defend Mad Hatter.
Kingsleigh and Elf Mad Hatter decide it's time to leave Saturn and steal a truck to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of wizards. Kingsleigh is attacked and the elf is captured by the wizards and taken back to Glasgow.
Kingsleigh must fight to save Elf Mad Hatter but when she accidentally unearths a false map, the entire future of the ginger, wobbly galaxy is at stake.
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