"the fuck do you mean?!by my mother got rape into having me!?"noysd run up to the god and take the god by the neck.
"hey now don't go around choking gods"the god said .
"EXPLAIN!!"noysd shout as he let go the god.
"fine...first my name is prime gester and i'm the god of information..so to explain to you..which one do you want the short or long one?"prime ask.
"i don't have time"noysd said with a vein appearing in his head and hand.
(me:but i do)
"the short one,ok....ahem.....you see when your mother and father was in their 4 year of marriage you mother and father got a new neighbour and he was quite a fellow guy,when they went greet the new neighbour let call him roku,when your mother father and mother get to the door and knock..roku come and greet the married couple and invite them in his house and they talking roku always take a look at your mother since she is beautiful and look young.
roku ask"how long have you guys date?"he said..
your father respond saying"oh we are already married for 8 years now"as your father your mother ring and his too.
"oooh.do you guys already planning on having kids?"roku ask.
"of course,we are"your father respond
Your mother giggle at his antics.
"do you guys want tea?"roku said.
"sure"your mother and father said at the same time.
"ok"roku then stand up and go to the kitchen with an evil smile
He put aphrodisiac in your mother cup and for your father he put a sleeping drug after he done doing that he serve the tea and your mother got rape for 5 month without your father knowing and when he knew,your mother almost kill herself when she found out she was pregnant with roku sperm and for roku,your father beat him to pulp and throw him jail for lifetime in gay jail i guess.....how the court session work is too long so....your father was a friend to the prosecutor and the prosecutor help him put ruko in gay jail.....that the story of how your mother got rape into having you..."prime said
"huh?!can't she just abort me?!"noysd said
"well...you see how your father got to know that mother rape is because of her stomach and got suspicious because of that since they hadn't done it for a year now...so"prime stop
"so you saying is that...i'm already a fetus is what you saying!?"noysd said with vein daring to pop
"sound about right....i guess"prime said
"when i find this gu-
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My name is fag and ya-.
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Wrong again shit .....any way that all i got from my minion in the basement today byeeee~~~~~
To be continued