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Flash Marriage: I Accidentally Married A Mafia Princess

What would you do if your ex, who left you five years ago without bothering to say a goodbye, is now standing in front of you at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau? Surely, you wouldn't marry her. But did I mention I'm in dire need of a wife? ___ Song Jingren, self-made Billionaire has one rule– Pity any Tom, Dick or Harry but never offer it to his one and only materialistic and vain ex! Long Reine aka Zuni, proud Mafia princess, has two problems– Uncontrollable Nasty Temper and her Un-seducable Ice block hubby! ___ Excerpt:  "Get out!" Song Jingren told his flash married wife.  "Hubby, you are kicking out your one and only beautiful wife?" Zuni gaped at him. "Mom was right, I shouldn't fall at male beauty but at their intelligence. What can I say I'm a sucker for beauty!" As she realised that she spoke too much nonsense, she put hands on her mouth and shook her head as if she didn't mean it . "Hubby, I was wrong. Forgive, wifey.  I am not a sucker for male beauty but for you. Your chiselled face is still on the top of the list. Add your bank balance, you are unbeatable."  "Didn't I tell you to stop calling me by that disgusting nickname that makes my skin crawl?" Song Jingren coldly said. He hated her for making his resolve of throwing his ex out of his life weaker with each passing moment.  Zuni pouted adorably.   "I'm not calling you Baobei. Our status has been upgraded," Zuni shot back. She then flashed him a blinding smile as she hugged his arm. "Baobei, you are now upgraded to hubby." "Scram, "Song Jingren coldly said.  Hubby: 1, Wifey: 0 ___ Excerpt Two:  "Happy Birthday, Hubby, " Zuni smiled brightly at her husband as the clock struck twelve. "Now quickly open your birthday gift!" Song Jingren looked all around the room but didn't find any supposedly birthday gift. "Where is my birthday gift?" "I'm your birthday gift, dummy, "His wife replied as a matter of fact.  Wifey: 1, Hubby: 0 ___  

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Sensitive baby

"Zuni, where is your bra?" Song Jingren asked through gritted teeth. 

Zuni gave him a dissatisfied look. "Husband, be empathetic to my pain. Lara and Zara are sensitive these days. Do you know how difficult it is for me to wear a bra without having my nipples cry in pain? I can't walk fast because my babies are tender and sick as hell."

Yesterday, when she was descending the stairs, her boobs would bounce and she could cry in pain. This was how sensitive Lara and Zara were these days. 

Seeing the look of disbelief on his face, she gasped, "You can't believe me? You think I'm exaggerating?" She grabbed his still hand in hers and put it on her breast. "Squeeze it. You won't feel its softness but a hard lump in it. Do you know now how painful wearing a bra is for me?"

"Are you going to go to the office like this?"Song Jingren asked,  gulping. Was she going to the office like this? It didn't sound good to hear. 

"My boss gave me the opportunity of three leaves. I'm gonna use it, "Zuni winked. She saw the new notice that she could take three consecutive days off for her menstrual health.  "Now massage me. After that, cook breakfast for me without touching meat and then finish what I made for you." 

"Yes, ma'am, "Song Jingren obliged. He looked at her with amusement dancing in his eyes and added, "Where do I start from? Lara and Zara?"

"Go ahead, if you have the guts, "Zuni grunted. She would beat his ass if he dared to touch there. "I will cut off your hands if you touch my sore points."

"Fine, "Song Jingren sighed as he massaged her feet. 

Later to appease the moody buddha, he made breakfast and then fed her with his own hands because she said she wouldn't get out of the warm blanket at any cost. Her hands were freezing even inside the blanket.  It was showing out and he could understand her hate for winter. 

"Do you really hate snow that much?" Song Jingren asked as he saw his wife cocooned in a blanket and chewing on food. 

"Husband, I don't hate snow. I hate when I am vulnerable to cold, "Zuni said. "If I even get a little cold during my periods, I'm going to fall sick. And when I get sick, I get extra clingy. I will miss my mom and dad even more."

"If you are missing your mom and dad, I will take you to meet them. What did you say where they live? Switzerland? I can book tickets and take you to see them. I will talk to uncle and Aunt to not scold you. I'm sure they will listen to me, "Song Jingren said. "I will tell them how much you missed them."

Zuni literally snorted and felt bad about her kind and innocent husband. How naive of him to think he could enter the gates of her parents' place without getting cut into tiny tiny pieces? 

Mom would throw his body somewhere in the Alps and Chinese police would never be able to find him. She had no intention of becoming a widow at such a young age. 

"Why did you fight with your parents?" Song Jingren asked to satisfy his curiosity. 

"I did not, "Zuni said as if giving a justification. "Baobei, you have to believe me. I didn't fight with them. I'm a good girl. I never fight. I only know how to love and spread love."

Song Jingren rolled his eyes at her dramatic nature. "Then, why are they angry with you?"

"I told my mom that I am going to Korea to travel and she refused and so I ran away from home. Instead of appeasing me, she froze my cards, "Zuni informed him. "Apart from those cards, my dad had given me a card, he promised that he would never let that account be empty and all I had to do was never tell mom about it. But I was too prideful to use it when mom threatened to disown me and I told the mom in anger that dad asked me to do this. Mom got angry at dad and he got mad at me for snitching on him. What's my fault? All I wanted was to go to Korea."

"I'm amazed by how your mind works, "Song Jingren said, shaking his head. 

Zuni laughed. "Hubby, you fed me food. Should I feed you too?"

"When you cook a vegetarian dish, sure. But not this, "Song Jingren calmly said. "I will be hurt if you do something for me that causes any discomfort to you. I'm sorry for saying hurtful words."

"Then, I'm sorry too for being insensitive to myself, "Zuni whispered. 

Song Jingren smiled as he patted her head. "Good girl."

"Are you going to the office?" Zuni asked him as he finished breakfast. 

"Well, I'm thinking of falling sick today if you promise to give me space in your warm blanket, "Song Jingren shrugged. 

Zuni laughed happily. "Yes. Yes. Yes. I will also share my remote with you. Sick people get to choose a movie of their choice."

"Then, give me a minute, I will come after brushing my teeth, "Song Jingren said. 

Zuni's heart melted at his thoughtfulness. She forgot about a certain someone who swore to never talk to me.

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A/N: These two makes me feel how single I'm!

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