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Farmer Husband Is A Scholar; Hubby, Be My Teacher!

#System, #Farming, #Embroidery, #Education, #Cattles After drowning in the ocean, Tang Yu, a famous fashion designer from America, woke up as the magistrate's lazy daughter, who had been recently married off into a farmer's family! But, Tang Yu wasn't horrified, but thrilled. "I love adventure! Ancient China is just wow!" People: "Your culinary skills are the greatest of all time! I heard you cooked for the emperor's birthday banquet! Whom did you learn it from?" Tang Yu: Thank you. My mother-in-law taught me. Mother-in-law: But my cooking skill isn't half as good as yours! People: You harvested three silos of rice this year, which no other family has ever produced individually in the village! How did you do that? Tang Yu: It's four actually, and my father-in-law taught me. Father-in-law: Why could I myself never harvest a full silos though? People: You just took a dive in the river, and got up with an armful of fish! Do you have magic or what? Tang Yu: Nice joke, but my brother-in-law taught me. Brother-in-law: It takes me a day to catch four fish! People: Empress said the hanfu she donned in the lantern festival was designed by you! Where did you pick up such great skills? Tang Yu: Oh, my sister-in-law taught me. Sister-in-law: But, I never got any order from a big family! Not even from the village head's family! People: You become the district topper in the board examination! Who is your teacher? How much did you pay? Tang Yu blushed: My husband taught me for free. Husband: That's a lie, wife paid the tuition fees with her wobbly legs and broken voice.

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The Middle Finger.

'You will take everything I give you to your mouth!' The sentence reverberated in Tang Yu's mind. Why did it sound like a smutty double entendre? She wanted to break free from Mu Yunsheng's grasp, however, he held her head in one place with the crook of his left arm. Then, he pinned her flailing legs with one of his muscular legs.

"Take it away!" Tang Yu went on putting up her fight, employing her hands to ward the cup off from her face. Her clumsy flailing hands made several attempts to knock the cup off to the ground. However, they only met the air. As nothing absorbed the force of her punch, her energy got foolishly used up, without her getting a lick of satisfaction. Inflamed, she even went the extra mile, trying to bring her elbow around into his ribs to strike him hard, to teach him a lesson for his bold attempt to force-feed her. But, to no avail.