Chapter 6: Veldora and the modern world

Veldora know possessed a human form thanks to his dear brother, Naruto. Naruto had created a clone, then had Veldora transfer to this new body.

Veldora's human form had spiky yellow hair, and sharp facial features. He was wearing a red hoodie and some jeans, items that he found very comfortable. He was currently browsing the internet, trying to learn more the world. He was quite obsessed with the computer nowadays, an Alienware laptop that can run most of the latest games at 4k 60 fps. It was a present from his dear brother.

Naruto, on the other hand, was about to leave. He needed to fake a birth certificate so that his transfer to Kuoh academy goes smoothly.

"How much do you wanna bet that he'll discover porn by the end of the day", thought Naruto.

"He will discover porn in one hour", replied Kazuma.

"How the fuck do you know that."

"Dude, I'm a being that can instantly analyze and replicate the most complex processes the world has to offer. I can instantly analyze the most minute changes in the environment in order to build a prediction of the future."

"Tch, you're no fun"

"You're the one who asked for the full capabilities of Rimuru". Kazuma rebutted. With that, Naruto teleported off to add some fake birth certificates for him and Veldora.

The entire processes took 30 seconds, so now Naruto was flying home. Sometimes, he liked to enjoy the scenery so he did not teleport home.

Suddenly, Kazuma alerted Naruto of an increase in mana in the forest nearby. Kazuma's advanced analytical skills allowed him to detect such miniscule differences in mana.

"Stray devil?" questioned Naruto

"Yea, I calculated it to be a 99% probability"

"You think it would be willing to be our subordinate?"

"Try it."

Naruto landed near the disturbance, and followed the trail of animal carcasses, until he made it to a clearing. He saw uprooted trees all over the clearing. There was a giant spider-like creature, it looked like a tarantula except for giant bat wings that extended out of its abdomen.

"Yo."

The spider immediately turned its head and met eyes with Naruto. It noticed that Naruto had barely any mana, like a normal human. However it noticed that Naruto was not afraid of it at all, so it was a bit wary.

"Brave devil are we. Tell me, before I kill you, which of the families are you a part of" the spider spoke in a stereotypical creepy voice.

"Oh I'm not here to kill. I was just wondering if you want to be my subordinate", replied Naruto, nonchalantly. Secretly he was praising the creepy atmosphere. It was something he only read in novels, but to witness it in real life was a whole other feeling.

"Kekekeke, a subordinate huuh."

"Yea, I have an ability that let's me give skills to my subordinates. So I was wondering if you wanted to join me.", that's right Naruto had the ultimate skill, Harvest Lord: Shib Niggurth, which allows him to give and use skills of his subordinates.

"Interesting, what is your name. I would like to know the name of my new master.", secretly the spider demon was thinking about killing and eating the boy. The demon had a skill that allows him to gain the abilities of whatever it eats, and the boy's skill seemed to be useful. Of course, our mc did not know this.

"Ah yea, the name is Naruto Uzumaki Shinto Tempest"

"HAHAHAHAHA, wait hold on what was your family name again."

"Uhhhh... Sh-I mean Tempest?"

"What The Fuck is that name. Your name is Naruto Uzumaki. Fuck, here I was thinking you were one of the elites, your just some fucker with a fucked up name. Did you come here to kill yourself, I would if I had a name like that.", the spider was now laughing his ass off. Now it just wanted to kill this Naruto fellow, but his name was just too funny. However little did he know how fucked he was.

"Oi, Naruto calm down." said Kazuma trying to calm Naruto down, whose bangs were know covering his eyes, causing dark shadows to form on his face. However his brother's words fell on deaf ears.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NAME", screamed Naruto.

"I said its a dumbass name, that everyone will just bully you", replied the spider demon, still laughing.

"....I will not forgive anyone who insults my name, no matter who he is!, d-dattebayo!", they say old habits die hard.

"Ah shit he's even quoting JoJo", thought Kazuma looking at the spider demon with pity.

"All right kid, it ain't funny anymore. I'll just kill you and be done with it, and it will probably be better than living with that name." spoke the spider, as it started to crawl to Naruto, not realizing how fucked it was.

"<Nuclear Strike Magic: Black Hole>", casted Naruto in his mind.

In that one line, he had sealed the spider's fate.

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<Underworld>

Sirzechs Lucifer was currently in his office taking care of some paperwork. Recently, there had been strange magical disturbances that keep appearing and disappearing all over the different factions and realms. As if he did not have enough things to worry about, first his sister's arranged marriage to that playboy Riser Phenex, and now this crap. Sirzechs just wanted to relax with his wife and child.

Suddenly, he felt an absolutely massive mana disturbance. It completely startled him, the sheer scale of mana used should have completely wiped out all of existence in a flash. "What the fuck was that", he thought to himself, he was afraid, very afraid. Thankfully, he was not alone in this fear. Almost every god sensed this disturbance and were all startled by it, they believed it was the end of the world. However, just as soon as it appeared, the disturbance disappeared, allowing the gods to breathe a sigh of relief.

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<Meanwhile back on earth>

"Clown motherfucker", said Kazuma, who was berating Naruto.

Thankfully the world was not destroyed due to Naruto's magic. Kazuma, had used a skill that transported them and the demon to a pocket dimension before the magic went off. He could have easily erased all the memories of those who sensed the magic, but he let them stay as a lesson to Naruto.

"Dude, I'm sorry, you know how I get when I am angry."

"Then control your anger, dumbass. How the fuck are you supposed to woo Akeno with your anger issues."

Thankfully for Naruto, he suddenly received a phone call. He was surprised to find that it was Veldora who was calling him.

"Huh, he finally managed to use a phone", thought Naruto.

"What's he want", asked Kazuma.

Naruto answered the phone, being greeted by Veldora's worried voice. "Shit did he also sense the mana disturbance", thought Naruto.

"Brother!"

"Yea bro, I'm sorry about that some guy made fun of my name and ..."

"Huh! What are you talking about? I found a website that said I could get free games if I clicked the link. So I clicked it, and downloaded it, but now all I see on my screen are naked women asking if I wanted to fuck them. I mean I of course wasn't interested, since no woman was worthy of THE STORM DRAGON VELDORA. Anyway, I tried to close it, but it wasn't working. I didn't know I was so handsome, but could you please help brother."

After hearing Veldora's call, he immediately cut the call. He eventually stood there quietly, pondering his existence.

"Five minutes since we left, and he has discovered porn." said Naruto.

"Its a virus, so it doesn't count." rebuked Kazuma.

"Alright let's just go home." said Naruto , before teleporting away, not realize the turmoil that was happening throughout the factions.

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Hello there author here,

Sorry if I messed up the names of the some of the skills or downplayed Kazuma a bit, it has been a while since I read the web novel so I kinda forgot some of the shit that Ciel can do. Also there are like a thousand skills that WN Rimuru has, so I do apologize if I misspelled a few.

Yes, mc will start a cult so he can make use of his Harvest Lord skill, that's the plan anyway, and yea mc will try to screw up canon to the best of his ability.