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Evolution to GOD

WPC #188: Bronze Winner ["So miss System, how can I become awesome" "Host you cannot become awesome"] Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties. Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn. "What the fuck" I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and... At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my awesomeness, a cute Panda is also fine. Follow the journey of a self-centered narcissist man, who wanted to become awesome but became a GOD. P.S: Image used from this source https://www.deviantart.com/vesner/art/Monkey-Death-Ray-297852108

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Something's wrong

I asked her, "How many experience points will I gain from killing here?".

"It depends on what type of a living being you have killed, host.",

I enquired, "Can I kill anything, even a mosquito?".

"Affirmative host"

"How many experience points do I need to level up?"

"If you go to the menu option, you can check it out"

As I pondered the menu option, the screen with my details appeared, and I saw the Experience Bar with 20/50 written over there.

"System what is this 20/50 ?"

"Host, that is the current status of the experience points. For Level 2, You need 50 Exp points"

"Oh, how many experience points did I get for my last task?" I asked. My heart sank as I reflected on the calamity I had faced.

"20 Points"

My jaw dropped after I heard her answer. "How difficult was the last task?" I could not believe how ignorant I was.

"Difficulty level- D,"

Her answer bulged my eyes

"Fuck!! D level, how was that D level?" I shouted.

"It was pre-assigned, Host," she replied in an emotionless voice

"Who the fuck assigned that difficulty?"

"Its GOD, host"

I groaned in anger as I exclaimed, "Tell that God to fucking come here and kiss that gorilla!" my chest rose in pain.

.......

Ramos, who was drinking his wine, began coughing. "Ask your father to flirt with Gorilla" even he has a nauseating feeling after contemplating the task.

........

Inhaling deeply, I asked, "How can check the difficulty of the task?"

"At the end of each task description, it describes the nature of the difficulty."

"OK"

I don't want to remember that. As I shook my head, I asked her

"Tell me I can kill anything, right?"

"Yes Host"

"Alright let's go"

"I cannot go anywhere without you host" Her answer amused me.

"System, are you proposing to me?" I rubbed my chin, "See, even a system can't resist my awesomeness.

"Negative Host, I cannot travel anywhere alone since I am based out of you." She answered in her usual emotionless tone.

Like a bucket of cold water being poured on me, I could not speak anything 'Can't she encourage me, why is she not able to see my awesomeness.?'

In order to gain experience, I began looking for targets. Suddenly, a screen appeared in front of my eyes with an announcement from the system.

"Congratulation host for killing an ant, Experience gained: 0.01"

My mind was blown, but an amazing idea occurred to me. My first goal was to find ant nests where there is a large number of ants, a lot of ants mean a lot of experience.

I noticed a group of ants on the ground, but they were red and three times the size of regular ants.

It was normal for me to see ants, since there are different kinds in the jungle.

"Come of antsy, take this daddy to your home," I started following the ants.

Following the ants, I found a huge ant nest. My eyes were filled with greed as I started running.

"I literally have stars in my eyes. Instead of ants, I see a lot of experience points."

I started screaming in my mind.

"TODAY THIS DADDY WILL BECOME AWESOME"

In a matter of minutes, I was flooded with notifications.

I suddenly noticed that all the ants had vanished. My ears could not even hear the voice of the cricket in the jungle.

"System! What is going on here?" I asked anxiously

...

There was no response from the system, I suddenly have a bad feeling about it.

There is only one word appearing in his mind.

"Something's Wrong"

Then I knew, "I Fucked up"

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