The ex

. This happened about 2 weeks ago. My girlfriend didn't talk about her ex a bunch mainly cause (i found this out the hard way) he was crazy. She told me that after they broke up he would spam her phone saying "i hope your not with any other guy I can't believe you would this I'll kill the next guy your with and I'll make you watch." So after she told me that i was shocked but then she gets a call from her phone she answers it and says "hello?" It's her ex he starts flipping out saying some crazy stuff "i can't believe you'd cheat on me I'm gonna come to your house right now we'll talk about this and you may leave alive." She hands me the phone and says "I'm not dealing with him you talk to him maybe you'll talk some sense into him." I say "bruh fuck off with that your not gonna come here, your not gonna mess with her cause guess what retard she broke up with you she doesn't want you anymore." He says "who do you think you are? I'll kill for making her cheat on me then I'll kill your family just you wait punk." I laugh and hang up on him. I say "hey wanna get something to eat." She says "sure."

So we get back i unlock the door i hear some noise coming from her room so i grab my baseball bat and walk into her room and look in her closet nothing then i hear noise from under her bed so i pull up the covers and i see him under the bed i say "really? Why are you even here?" He says "to talk to talk to her and kill you." I roll my eyes he crawls from under the bed to describe him he looks like Bruce from Family Guy And Lester From GTA5. I easily take him down while my girlfriend calls the cops i keep him down till the police get there they arrest the guy and she decides to press chargers. Well moral of this story is don't date crazy people who look people from Family Guy and a video game. Hope you enjoyed wear your masks to stay healthy. Tell any Karen's who act important they are not. Bye

My little brother's imaginary friend

Hi everyone sorry for not finishing the scary new kid story but this is a good one. So i have a 9 year little brother who lives with me in my house because my mom is sick and in the hospital. He comes to me one day and says "i have a new friend come meet him." I'm board so i get up and follow him to his room i see nothing i look under the bed nothing, in the closet nothing so i say "i don't see anything." He points at the bedroom door and says "that's him." There's nothing there i say "it's probably just your imaginary friend." He says "I'll go back to play with him." About 15 minutes later i hear him scream. I throw my phone down and run in his room and see nothing he looks at me fear and says "he has a knife and he's in the closet." And hides behind me i open up the closet i see nothing. I sigh and say "look you can sleep in my room with me tonight to help you." We go to bed i wake up and see my brother isn't in his bed in my room. So i jump get outta bed and start looking for him i check the bathroom not there, living room not there. I see that his bedroom light is on. I slowly walk in the room to see my little brother staring at the wall talking to someone i tap on my little brother shoulder he turns and looks at me and says "Timothy is over there he wants to meet you." I walk over to the corner and see nothing. I'm confused as hell and say "ok hi Timothy." My little brother says "Timothy wants you dead and he wants me to kill you but i won't and he's getting upset with me." I look around and say "get the fuck outta my house now Timothy i don't want you here so leave." My little brother says "he left." I said "what the fuck." Take my little brother to bed. I didn't get any sleep that night. I wake up the next morning and everything ok i sigh. Did you enjoy my story tell me if you've had imaginary friends. I have another story after this one posts.