Wedding Crasher gets punished and Recruiting a City Elf

(A/N: It will be like a copy paste at the beginning since it's written in pov of Darrian. Until he meets the trio and for people who don't know the word shem=Human in elvish.)

POV Darrian Tabris

"Wake up, Darrian! It's your big day today!" says Shianni a bit tipsy to her cousin.

An elf with short black hair and blue eyes rises from his bed and says, "Really has the day I have to marry finally arrived.* yawns then sniff on Shianni* You already tipsy Shianni."

"Oh come on it's your wedding cousin, not mine, as long as you and Soris are sober everything should be alright," says Shianni happy.

"Says one of the bridesmaids now go on I need to change into my wedding clothes. 'I just hope father found a good wife for me.' You should change to Shianni don't want you to miss the whole wedding because you can't get into your dress."

Rihanna inflates her cheeks will pouting, "Don't be such a miser. Just enjoy your day I will be on my way. Oh and Soris waits for you in front of the vhenadahl."

Shianni goes out of the house while Darrian changes. After changing he goes into the living room where his father Cyrion was waiting for him.

"Ahh, my boy will become a man soon. I just hoped your mother could be here today," says Cyrion sad while looking at his handsome son.

"Yeah, I too so does my future wife know about my 'skills'?" ask Darrian his father.

"No, hopefully, she doesn't find out until way later we don't want her to see us as troublemakers after all. We don't want the history repeats itself again," says Cyrion sad thinking about his dead wife.

Darrian says angrily, "She didn't have the fault at this incident if not for the shems. She would still be alive."

"Yes she would *sigh* I have a gift for you I know your mother would want you to have them," says Cyrion taking a pair of shoes from under the floor that he kept secret from his son, "These were your mother's rogue shoes I hope they will be handy someday for you."

"Thank Father," Darrian says and puts them on because they looked better than the pair he had on, "See you at the wedding father." heading out to meet his cousin Soris.

Once out he found a group of drunk that he cheats out of money saying where his wedding gifts were. Going towards the vhenadahl to meet Soris. Meeting other people on the way like a friend of his late mother who gifted him 15 silver. After this he found the family of Nessa packing their things to leave Denerim. Nessa goes towards Darrian to ask him if he could help. Darrian goes over to speak to the parents of Nessa to convince them to stay or at least leave Nessa here to live with his father. At first, they didn't want to but after a little convincing and coercion, they let Nessa stay. Darrian lends Nessa 10 silver so she can open a shop and repay him later.

Finally arriving at the vhenadahl he met Soris.

"There is my handsome cousin and ready for the wedding. I heard your fiancee should be a dream come true while mine is more like a dying mouse," says Soris

"Don't judge a person on appearance but for what's on the inside," says Darrian to Soris, "Also if she is like a dying mouse you don't have to be afraid of her running away from you after the wedding."*begins to smile*

"Haha very funny now let's go I think they are maybe waiting for us," says Soris sarcastic.

Both moving towards Darrian family house when their future wife's to come towards them to meet them. When the Arl's son Vaughan Kendells and his group of friends come to spoil the mood.

"Now now what have we here," says Vaughan as he grabs one of the bridesmaids by the shoulder.

"Let go," she says breaking free from him and running to the others elven.

Darrian walking toward him to stop him Soris tells him, "Let's first talk if it doesn't work you can knock him out."

Both going over when Vaughan with a sadistic smile he looks at Darrian and say, "The two Groom comes to welcome me personally."

"It would be better you leave while you can shems," says Darrian.

"Is that a threat from you elf I think you need to be disciplined for this," says Vaughan as he tries to swing a fist at Darrian. When Shianni knocks him down hitting him with a vase.

Vaughan falling flat on the floor one of his companions named Brandon says, "Are you crazy do you know who he is? He is the arl's son Vaughan Kendells."

"Then pray that we won't do the same thing to you now run and take him with you," says Darrian the group of three left then. Darrian goes to Shianni and hits lightly her head, "Do you have any idea what you have done."

"I didn't think about it by the maker I didn't know he was the arl's son," says Shianni.

"No that with the arl's son was good but first you need to knock out the witnesses then the son of a b****, afterward we could drop them at the gates of the alienage," says Darrian petting Shianni's head, "You still aren't in your dress now go and change." She goes into the house and changes while Darrian goes to Soris who was with two elven women waiting for him. One was an elf with not a bad look between good and average and beside her was a beautiful elf if a scale from 1 to 10 she would be an 8.

"Ahh, there I present you Valora my fiancee and beside her i-," Soris gets interrupted by Darrian, "And you must be my beautiful fiancee Nesiara," he says taking her hand and kissing it.

Nesiara blushes a bit and says, "Then you must be my beautiful future husband that everyone talks about."

Soris intervened and say, "You both should go and change we will wait here for you."

Velora says with a smile, "Don't run away from us while we change."

"Or we are forced to hunt you down," adds Nesiara smiling at them.

Both leaving Darrian and Soris behind. Darrian looking at Soris saying, "Your fiancee doesn't look like a dead mouse she seems fun."

"I can see that now at least she isn't as fierce as Shianni that makes me happy thinking about it having to deal with to of them.*shivers passing both males back* Let's thank the maker for it." says Soris then looking around with Darrian seeing his people celebrating already and the weddings didn't even start yet when he sees a group of humans arrive and points at them, "Cousin I think we have a problem three other human arrived."

Darrian looks were Soris is pointing to meet three people armed and in armor in the alienage. "They can't be here because of what happened before with the arl's son lets go over and send them away before something horrible happens," says Darrian and Soris nods and follows Darrian towards the group.

"Humans, what are you doing here did you walk into the wrong alley and landed in the alienage? If yes we can help you out and bring you to the gates," says Darrian seizing the group of three men. 'One old with two Swords on his hips and a crossbow on his back the other two were younger ones with a handsome face with white hair and a big two-hander on his back and a sword on his hip and the last one has two short swords on his hips and a bow on his back.'

"I'm searching for someone and I think I found him," said the older man looking like the elf said is the pleasant thing that he hears daily by other people.

"If you found the one you are searching for why are you still here," says Darrian.

"That would be my matter don't you think so old friend." says the old man looking at Valendrian.

"Yes, it would be your matter Duncan after all you are a friend of mine," saying at Duncan then he looks at the two elves and says seriously, "Don't you two a wedding to attend"

Both ran fast leaving for men behind.

POV Logan

At the same morning, Logan wakes up just to meet with two empty beds seeing this he calls for Justice to clean him. Justice pops up and Logan begins to shine for a moment. Then he picks the clothes from Dante of dmc4 and leaves the other to Justice to clean the sweat off it he also stores Yamato too.

The walking out of the room to the bar to sit down on a table were the other two are sitting and eating their breakfast ordering another plate for himself then looking at Daveth and saying, "Hope the armor fits later we go to buy you some weapons later."

Duncan says, "We should also buy something for the weddings we are going. How about a nice blade for both grooms and some silver bracelets for the brides since we go without an invitation."

"Maybe a crossbow I have heard that one of the grooms is afraid of close combat action. So a crossbow can save his life in the long run," says Logan.

Daveth asking, "What are you two talking about?"

Duncan says, "We are going to a double wedding today so be prepared as a new recruit you have to prove to be able to have a cool mind in every situation. We, the grey warden, stand above everyone and bow to no king nor divine but that doesn't give us the right to break the laws in this world because what brought us the blight were mages that broke the law of the maker and entered the golden city angering him. Entering the golden city it turned black and the mages turned into the first of the Darkspawn we promised to fight it with all we have. Never forget that Daveth even if facing Death keep a cool mind or you will not only send you but also your brothers and sisters into Death embrace."

Logan looking at both saying, "Did you finish your lecture or is more to come."

Duncan looks at Logan with a smile, "I know that you know it but we have to teach the recruits to never forget for what we stand for as grey wardens. And for what we are fighting for."

Daveth asks, "Aren't you also a recruit and where is your armor?"

Duncan answered Daveth, "He is a special recruit and has an armor already. He just doesn't like to put it on if he doesn't need it."

After eating breakfast Logan says to Daveth, "Well, Daveth time to get your weapons and the gifts for the weddings." grasping his shoulder and dragging him like a sack full of potatoes while saying to Duncan, "See you later commander. I still have money from the tournament so I don't need money."

Duncan says with a smile, "I wasn't going to give some."

"Miser!" says Logan back to Duncan who had a smile on his face while drinking his beer. Logan and Daveth go to the market to buy some silver bracelets with engraved on it that looked elvish for the brides and a sword and a crossbow for the grooms.

"What weapons do you want Daveth?" ask Logan while looking at the swords that are sold.

"Two short swords and a bow will do," answers Daveth cocky. Earning a hit on his head, "Don't be cocky here. You have to trust your weapon as you have to trust your skill or one day you might die because of your ignorance. A good sword can break in the wrong hands. The same happens the other way around just that you don't break but die. So pick swords that feel good in your hands and a bow that is good for you to shoot your enemy with. We have time."

Daveth going through the weapons to find his weapon like Logan said when he finished he says, "I have them we can go back."

Both going back to Gnawed Noble Tavern to meet Duncan again. Who was waiting for them outside. Logan gives him the crossbow and he puts it on his back. To go together to the alienage. While going for the gates Daveth asks, "Why are we going for the alienage?"

Duncan answers while walking, "For a potential recruit in there and to see if you can keep your mind cool."

Daveth nods and keeps his mouth should trying to keep not disappoint his commander-to-be. Going deeper in they see a group of three humans coming out. Two people carrying the third one. They keep going until arriving at the vhenadahl.

When two elves come to drive them away with little success. Valendrian has scolded them to care about the weddings instead of the trio. When the two elven took there legs in the hands and ran away. Logan begins to laugh at this picture.

It was finally midday and the priestess arrives for the weddings. Everything was ready for the weddings all were in their position on the podium were every wedding is celebrated. We gave our vows and the brides and grooms kiss their partner for life. When Vaughan comes again this time but with troops. Knocking Darrian out and taking the women with him. Logan gave the sword he bought to Daveth and whispers something to Duncan and then disappears in an alley following Vaughan and his men.

When Darrian wakes up and he sees Soris hand in front of him to help him up, "Are you alright?"

"I'm alright," he says looking around not seeing the women he asks Soris, "Where are the women?"

"They were taken by Vaughen to the Arl's mansion here in Denerim," said Soris looking grim.

"The people will not like this. What about the warden?" says Darrian looking at Soris who says, "One of them disappeared before all began and the other two are still here and talking with Valendrian our people are not attacking of the fear of dying by their hand if they feel provoked by us."

"Let's go over there then and see how the situation is," says Darrian beginning to walk over to the mob.

"Calm down everyone these two won't do anything against us,"  says Valendrian trying to calm the mob, "Now we need a plan to bring the women back safe."

One elf says, "I work in the arl's mansion I could get one or two elves in. We just need to be careful."

Darrian says, "That should be enough. If you can get me and Soris in we should be able to get to the women and save them."

Duncan goes forward towards Darrian and Soris and gives them the sword Daveth was holding and the crossbow he had on the back and says' "These were our wedding presents for you two so use well."

Darrian and Soris accepted the weapons and go with the other elf towards the arl's palace to rescuing the women from an ill fate. The other elf leaves them both in front of the backdoor of the palace to enter. Once inside fight their way through the palace until they arrive in a room where one of the women with loose clothes was surrounded by three headless bodies and a pool of blood. Going near her she begins to shout out of fear she says, "Don't touch me Demon."

"Which Demon?" Asks Darrian looking at Soris and back to the woman.

"The Demon in blue clothes he had a sword that I have never seen before. He attacked the moment they wanted to r*** me and killed them with one swing of his sword. Then he walked deeper into the mansion," the girl said.

"I would call someone like him a Guardian Angel and not a Demon. Well let's talk later the way behind us is free of the guard so you can escape and we go deeper in to find the other's that are here," says Darrian.

The Elf woman runs back to the alienage, while the two keep fighting the guard through the corridors finally arriving at the arl's bedroom to find Shianni and the other women surrounded by three corpses and a man in blue clothes and mysterious sword on his hip on the left side. Who just snapped his finger and disappeared afterward without saying anything.

"What happened here?" asked Darrian and Soris looking at the women seeing their clothes were a little loose.

"He came just the moment when they tried to r*** us he first took their manhood and then decapitated them. We should get out of here and fast before the guards arrive I can tell your later what he said," says Shianni while looking at everyone.

"Let's go then," says Darrian helping Nesiara and Shianni to their feet while Soris does the same with Valora and they run towards the alienage. Once there they find Valendrian and Duncan with the duo waiting there.

"Now what happened in the mansion the other girl was terrified to death?" asks Valendrian the elves that came back in full numbers.

"It was a human that looked like this warden only he had blue clothes on and a mysterious sword on his hip and his hair were like combed back," says Shianni while looking suspicious at Logan.

"That can't be me I have a two-handed and my hair is not combed back besides I have red colored clothes and I was in the latrine," says Logan with a smile on his face.

"That is true he asked me for the latrine before the women were kidnapped so it couldn't be him," says Valendrian and Logan nod at him.

Then the Guards came towards the alienage who came directly towards Valendrian saying, "The Arl's son is dead and the mansion is filled with enough blood that you could paint it red and there would still be enough blood for another one. Some people saw elves coming out of it. The Arl will be angry and might purge the whole alienage. If we don't find the criminal there will be more death then just the one or two."

Darrian takes a step forwards and proclaims himself guilty saying, "It was me a have gone to the arl's mansion to rescue the kidnapped women because you guard wouldn't have done something."

"And I shall believe that one elf alone could kill all the guards in the mansion. I will believe that you were there since you are full of blood. What about your friend there with the crossbow he didn't help?" asks the guard captain looking at Soris.

"No, I just gave it to him when I and the women came back from the mansion to rest my back," answered Darrian the guard aptain.

"We elves aren't as hopeless as you think captain," says Valendrian to the guard captain.

"Well then, elf you are under arrest and will be taken to Fort Drac-" the guard's captain gets interrupted by Duncan that says, "I make use of the right of conscription of our order."

"You can do that?" asks Darrian, while the guard captain says, "If you do that the Arl will be pretty angry."

"Tell the Arl that if he doesn't seize his anger then we will go to the king who doesn't like at all the arl's son for doing what he does he could even lose his Arling for this," says Logan looking a smile on his face.

"So be it grey warden but I want him out of town tomorrow until every rumor dies out," says the guard captain going back with his guards.

"Tomorrow we come again to pick you up and then we will go to Orzammar city of dwarfs," says Duncan.

"Enjoy your one day honeymoon you two. Ahh almost forgot these," says Logan handing out the two bracelets to the brides, "These are our gifts for your wedding. See you tomorrow."