Cast

Season 1

Ashley Hale

"Mystic Grill, I wonder how long it took for them to come up with that,"

"Damon isn't the only one who has someone locked in that tomb,"

"I wouldn't say you're shallow but the word pretty comes to mind,"

"One of the cons of my species of Vampire is we don't desiccate we hibernate,"

Lexi Branson

"'Cause if I did I'd kick her ass. Little bitch. Speaking of...where's Damon?"

"You fucking stabbed me you little cunt, with a wooden stake and you think I'm gonna leave without returning the favor,"

"Are you sure you want to stay Ashley,"

Caroline Forbes

"Well, I didn't want to tell you this but I'm your friend, when you wear it makes you look fat."

"Am I shallow?"

Stefen Salvatore

"Lexi?"

"Who's your friend?"

"I was only helping her Matt,"

Damon Salvatore

"No, you are the only stupid thing here. And shallow. And useless,"

"Okay, I have a diabolical master plan,"

The rest of the tvd cast as themselves.