Best believe that I'll do this. I didn't come this far to joke with you. This is the wrong team. Just watch and see. For reasons that only the gods themselves can fathom, this motherfucking chapter is a blighted curse from Lucifer's dick. Don't try me again.
"Bless me father for I have sinned. Its been eight months since my last confession." I told the priest, after he made the sign of the cross. His head was bowed down, as if he knew what sins I was about to confess.
"My sins are lying, being disobedient..." My breath had caught in my mouth, "and fornication."
An image of Somto comes to mind as I say this last part. He was my first love.