Of all the gods, the God of Chaos is the most dreaded and the least spoken of, for fear of attracting his attention. When you dress in his likeness to cause a distraction for a heist at his temple, he

It was a stupid plan for sure, a wild and absurd plan for sure. It's like walking into a rivaling opponent's district and throwing up different spells. That was all that was supposed to happen. Dandalia was going to get arrested and let free with the heist's money. She's not already stable as it was, that's why she agreed so quickly. That seems like a reasonable explanation, or maybe it was because this entire heist was compulsive and they are all very high. She giggled slightly. The plan was going very well. It was a near a perfect display of the god's likeness. Apparently very close, she disappeared because colorful ooze poured from her mouth.

Now she had no clue how the plan was going because she was somewhere completely different. A colorful place. A kaleidoscopic hell. There were so many pretty colors, and was that a completely different reality? No, she slapped herself. Focus on the important part. The God of Chaos is currently in front of her and offered a deal of a lifetime. To become his champion, so let's do it right.

"What?" Was all she could mumble out.

"I want you to become my champion, the amount of bravery that flows through your veins to mock me in my own home." It was so many voices, it comprised all the voices she had ever heard in her life. So many voices that she never heard and some strange eldritch language. That didn't even explain the looks.

"My role in history is misunderstood. I trick people and cause chaos to improve society. I can see you want to help society, right?" Its head dropped and rolled across the ground before falling through the floor? Was it a floor? What were they standing on? Another head in a different shape and size grew back instantly.

"Yeah something like that. Helping people is cool or whatever." She shrugged, "I did that heist if you can even call it that because I was bored."

It went silent, the colors pausing for a minute in its constant state of motion before it sped up again. "Close enough for me." Then a snapping noise repeated for what felt like centuries and she appeared in the temple again, her body slightly more colorful than before. A larger grin split her face in half. What should she do first as a champion?