Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Neverville, there lived a Princess with eyes as bright as blue as the ocean and a sunny blonde hair. She was a beauty, the most beautiful woman in the kingdom and across.
Everyone drooled at the sight of her, men stumbled at her feet. She had just one mission and that was... Not being an asshole...
I really have lost my muse for writing good story startups...
Anyways, that startup is garbage, there is no kingdom, no princess, just a random blondie with big blue eyes in a club about to get the worst embarrassment of her life. A not-so-tall and not-so-slender-looking lady with milky skin cause of her half-Asian and Italian genes.
She was just about to make the worst mistake, and no matter how hard I tried to stop her, she just wouldn't listen.
"Common Bash, think carefully before making any decision," I said to her, trying so hard to sink my reasonable words in her head. But this stupid clown's mind was made up.