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Bronya Dragneel : Waifu stealer and Heretic charming extraordinare

Sooo... diying sucks... Until you meet a R.O.B and he is like: "Ayo ma gurl! want to reincarnate with powers and everything else?" and i was like: "Ayo! sign me the fuck up my dude!" Then i ended up here on this post apocaliptic world with hot bottom heavy cyborgs fighting against alien mechs... now if only this crazy cyber dragon chick will stop naging me about fighting... The fact that she is hot as fuck does not help me, tough... Expect lots BS, a very horny Futa-Mc, and a plot... somewere.

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Chapter 1: this is definetly detroit.

"uuuugggghhhh"

My head hurts, my legs hurts, my arm hurts, my new dick hurts, but above all else...

*Gggrrrrrrrrrr*

Me Hungy.

Opening my eyes i see a yellowish grey sky, shakingly standing up, i see im in some kind of smoking crater...huh...

Guess my entry to this world wasn't stealty heh...

Wait...

My eyes grew wide, my hands coming to my head.

"FUCK!" i screamed in panic and irritation.

I forgot to say wich world i wanted to go.

i freneticaly stumbled outside the crater, me not being used to my new body yet.

Looking all around, all i see is destroyed buildings and deserted landscapes, like the apocalypse happened some decades ago.

Slowly walking to a rundown small shop, i see my reflection in a small mirror on the wall.

I look like a chibi Bronya, only my hair ended in glwoing neon blue highlits at the tip of my hair, i had the iconic drill twintails, my eyes Where a glowing red with some Blue slits on the midle, like a dragon, i was dressed in a plain white T-shirt and what would have been baggy black shorts, if it wasn't for the obsene bulge on my crotch, heh heh...

Slowly i rubed the bulge, pleasantly shuddering and feeling my new dick and balls pulse with ultra virile might.

"please let this be a world with super hot chicks, or else i would have give myself this thing for nothing" i said to myself, stoping my ministration and looking for whatever could be usefull here.

Three hours later...

*glup**glup**glup**glup**glup*

"*Smack* Nice" i said having found, miracously, a few water bottles and some type of artificial food, i could not make out the name since it was all unrecognisible, but it was absolute garbage, but i ate it anyway, the stomach spoke and i carried on the mission.

Looking at my hand, i made a tiny blue flame spark to life on it, marveling at being able to produce such thing.

I have been trying out stuff while i was eating, and for now im kind of dissapointed.

The Herrscher powers i could use were basic, like i could barely make a simple calculator without passing out, same with just teleporing one of the bottles that was few meters away to my hand, i can make the lances tough, but only one a at time, and not very big, basically a kid version of the lances.

fortunatley the slayer arts where more productive, i can eat fire wich was weird as fuck, i accidentally ate some type of radiation that was permating the zone and i didn't notice it until i tried the kaiju slayer magic, the eldrich one... was weird...well, atleast now i can do some Ninomae Ina'Nis shit.

As for Spiral energy, i was able to summon a few little sparks of it but nothing more.

"once i make sure where the hell i am, im going to train on the chamber until i can use all of them in a more casual state, not out right master, because that would be boring" looking outside the window of the small room i 'rightfully' claimed ownership of, i noticed that it was turning into nigh, and i don't really want to go all 'Crazy Grindset mode' yet, i decided to simply go to sleep on the worndown bed of the room.

6 hours later...

"And what do we have here?..." A deep, rumbling and kind of syntetic sounding voice woke me up before-

!!!!

Feeling a tremendous amount of force circling my entire body, opening my eyes i see i have been picked up by a massive Biomechanical looking ¿hand? and forcefully being brougth out of the little apartment, wich crumbled down after.

"What is a Human, let alone a child, doing out here?" the voice asked again and i looked back to pretty horrifying look.

A giagntic face, with mechanical red glowing eyes, and a wide disturbing smile.

I swear i recognise this fucker.

Then it clicked.

Chatterbox...

Im in fucking Nikke!.

WOOHOOO!

"...who are you?" i managed to say in the most monotonous and childish way posible, wich made the giant gorila-looking Rapture laught.

"That is what you are worried about? how curious" he said, moving me closer to his eyes, i cringe a little at the smell coming from his mouth.

"to be fair, my mother was a giant blue dragon obsseced with blowing stuff up and my dad was a digger with a giant mech that once beat god, then there was my uncle who had a very... werid defintion of 'doge game'" i said in the most serious, childish and monotonous way i could muster without bursting out laughing.

When in doubt, Bulshitting is the way to go.

"...What?" he asked, his face moving in a really funny way.

"i can show you if you want, but could you stop squeezing me so hard, it's kind of difficult to breathe" i say, my mouth lighting up in blue, making him quickly point me at a two-story buiding.

"Fire Dragon Roar!" i Blasted blue fire at the bulding like a flamethrower, making it crumble before i finnaly stoped a few seconds later.

Chatterbox looked genuinely surprised, then he looked at me with intrigue and... ah Hell nah!.

"hmm... yes, she will be pleased if i take you to her" before i can even act, i feelt somthing pinch my neck.

And everything became black.

 

Well here it is, the first chapter done...

yeah i know, it's really fucking short.

i promise next one will be longer.

also dragon mommy will be there, just saying.