ROB 5

Why is Truck-Kun sending me one weirdo after another? First the young lady and now this hentai uncle. Unlike the others so far, he was neither a teen nor a young man but a middle-aged man.

''…No?''

''That's fair I suppose, I was coming on a bit strong'' he didn't seem dejected with my rejection ''So, where is this? The last thing I remember was a truck, did I die? How rude of me, I haven't even introduced myself. My name is Norbert, what's your name?''

Not the reaction I was expecting from a pervert who asked me to join his harem the moment we met.

''You are the first one to ask for my name, in fact, you're the first one to introduce yourself. My name is Talex by the way''

''Hello Talex and that's just bad manners''

I explained to him what happened and what was going to happen now while learning a few things about him. Despite his weird personality and the looks of the weird perverted uncle from Hentais, he was actually a very kind, humble, and selfless person who only wanted a big family.

Norbert was neither a pervert nor one of these harem-seeking protagonists who would drool after every woman, in fact, he didn't even care about gender, age, or race as long as long as that meant becoming part of his family.

''I would like to make the wishes please''

''Very well'' seeing how polite he was, I was even considering not being so strict with the wishes.

''For my first wish, I would like you to erase the concept of STDs in whichever world I end up in'' Now that surprised me a bit. I knew he was kind but to waste a wish for that, sure he got some benefits from that but compared to what the whole world was gaining from his wish, it was minor.

''Are you sure? Once you finalize the wish, there will be no going back''

''I am sure''

''Ok''

''For my second wish, I would like to have the ability to gain ten years of experience in one subject every year. For example, in the first year of my new life, I can choose to gain ten years of cooking experience, while the year after that I can choose ten years of acting''

''That is one of the best wishes I have heard so far. Ok, I can do that, what else?''

''For my last wish, I wish to be better looking. In my last life, my appearance has always made people uncomfortable and was very off-putting.''

''You do know that you don't have to waste a wish on that, right? You can make some small changes to your appearance after you are done with your wishes''

''I know but I don't think small changes will be able to make much of a difference, I am fully aware of how I looked before this and no matter what I tried, I was never able to better my appearance. I just didn't have strong enough willpower to constantly work out and lose weight nor was I ever able to persistently keep a diet.''

''If this is what you want then ok, I will even do you a little favor because I like you and make it so that you can never gain more weight above a little chubby''

''Really? Thank you''

''Now let's spin the world you are going to reincarnate into''

The wheel appeared once more, just this time even I was rooting for him not to draw something too bad.

Finally, the wheel stopped at Cyberpunk.

''Cyberpunk, huh? Not a bad world, I might even say you fit in there''

''How so? If I recall, it is filled with violence and death''

''Maybe so, but being weird is normal there and you can form gangs and clans, which is really just another name for a family if you do it right, and with your ability to gain experience and knowledge fast, you will be able to life a decent and stable life, provided you don't get killed of course''

''I guess complaining won't do me any favor, will it? The faster I accept that my next life is going to be filled with violence and filth the better my mental health.'' After a long sight, he continued ''Anyway, I wish to thank you once more for giving me a second life and even allowing me to make a few wishes, I can't thank you enough''

He really is polite and kind, I doubt I will be seeing more of his kind amongst my other customers.

''Don't mention it, now get going before I decide to give you back your old appearance'' I lightly threatened him to finally make him leave, if I didn't, he would keep thanking me for days straight.

''Yes, sir, and again, thank you''

''You'' but before I could continue, he left through the portal.

*sight*

What a weird but nice guy.

Let's see what the others will be like.