Dealing With A Clown...

( A/N The og user of Black Barrel Gun God aka GODO is the only human left in the future and he is responsible for the deaths of at least 1 of the Types yes those ones and all of them could go one on one with an average beast or even a strong one btw and he did all this while constantly getting poisoned because the atmosphere made the earth unlivable for normal humans so all in all he is a real G and I wish he got and anime or game about him oh yeah and he might have fucked a type by the name of V/V)

After most of Breaking Bad was finished by me and Death my phone started ringing and I picked it up seeing that it was my boss who was calling so I answered and when I did he said

''So after that little Invasion every single therapist we have at Arkham Asylum except for you has died and Joker just got caught by the Batman so you have to deal with them goodbye...''

Once he said that and hung up I proceeded to sit down and think over all of my life choices and after I finished thinking over everything

I've done up till now I got up with a sigh and I headed to the bathroom put my therapist outfit in the dryer I filled up the bathtub with hot water not forgetting to make it as bubbly as possible and I proceeded to submerge myself in it

And I went to sleep and I woke up a few hours later and once I was up and definitely not fucking ready I checked the time and it said I only had 4 hours till I had to go to work once I saw that I sighed I used my Vapor to dry myself off and then I proceeded to get my skin suit I put it on and then I looked at my therapist/scientist outfit

Thinking 'You know I could just not go to work today like I don't need to but I have literally nothing else to do and why not see the Joker I mean I'm in Gotham I'm going to see him whether I like it or not so I might as well see him early' 

Once that short train of thought was over I looked over to my couch thinking 'So am I going to see a dead body there or what' and after looking closely I still saw Death sitting on my couch and once I saw them still sitting there I couldn't help but ask ''So I thought you could only be alive for 24 hours every 100 years why are you still alive?'' 

She looked at me and said ''Well the body I used died so I went into the future got a time machine and i came here not I just did not feel like dying so i'm not dead...''

I thought for a good second before saying ''You know you didn't need to do all of that I could have just created a miniature universe and since I'm pretty sure that all the endless are omnipresent you'll be in that universe as well and I could have just aged It Up by about a 100 years and then stop in it making it so-''

( A/N The last part Death whispered so he didn't hear it that's why he was saying that)

Death just raised her finger shushing me before saying ''That would be boring plus there's another reason why I'm still here I got to deal with all of the Gods breaking the rules that were made at the beginning of everything''

I looked at her questioning the way before asking ''If you don't mind me asking what specific rules did they break'' she just thought for a moment before saying ''Don't spill the blood of family, and don't fall in love with mortals'' 

''Oh so basically every single God ever except a few exceptions by the way who are going to be the first ones that are going to be punished by you if you don't mind me asking or am I not allowed to know''

She didn't even think for a second before saying ''Well knowledge can't really harm you in any way shape or form it can't really harm anyone else that much if I'm being honest so I will tell you the ones that are getting their punishment first or the God's claiming to be ''random omnipotent beings'' for playing with Mortal Souls for the shits and giggles''

''Cool anywho I'm going to go to work and deal with the Joker-'' she then jumps up from the couch before saying ''You're going to be dealing with the Joker!? oh I got to see this I'm going to see what you diagnose that freak with and before you say anything I'll just make it so nobody but you can see me there done anyway let's gooo!!''

After she said that she quickly rushed me out of the door and into my car and after we got into the car I started driving to Arkham while death was just gocking at everything and I asked them haven't you seen this all before and they respond back telling me that when she's doing her job she doesn't really pay attention to everything that much and that she hasn't really been in cars all too often 

After she said that I couldn't help but ask ''Don't a bunch of people die in cars everyday like what's the number again ah yes about 99 deaths and 1507 injured and that's just an America alone'' and she responded to my questions swiftly saying ''Yeah and most of the time it's a really uncomfortable ride with the car zagging towards it's inevitable destruction so it's not that comfortable and relaxing to be in it''

To that I just looked over to her saying ''Sure anyway I can already see Arkham Asylum Gate we're getting close *sigh* I really am not ready to meet the Joker fuuuuck anyway I have to do this to keep my job or else I lose my house and that would be a pain in the ass to deal with huh seriously fuck my life'' 

After I started ranting and complaining Death who was sitting right next to me looked over and said ''you do know it's not going to be as bad as you expect right?'' I look at her if a raised eyebrow saying ''Really not that bad your kidding right?'' she looked up at me again saying ''No simply because you have the best goth girl in and out of existence with you~''

I just signed saying ''Whatever'' while I proceeded to drive to Arkham Asylum checkpoint and once I rolled in the guards looked at me very surprised saying ''you're the... you're the therapist right no way you're actually going to fucking deal with the joker there's no there's no way you're actually coming here willingly to deal with the joker am I hallucinating Am I Dreaming....''

''No you're not dreaming now let me in so I can do my job and get out Logan now hurry up and check me in''

They were looking at me as if I was crazy before simply checking me in and giving me a cross saying ''May god bless your poor soul'' while saluting to me and I just ignored it driving till I reach the parking lot and once I was in it I got it and parked my car I got out with Death while saying ''We are here sadly.....''

And once I did I proceeded to go straight towards Joker's cell without skipping a Beat and Once I arrived and came into Joker cell I said since I have came to Gotham I've been researching you for a very long time and I've come up with what you should diagnosed for you Joker it hard is because the psychopathology you exhibit preventing diagnosis of psychotic disorder or schizophrenia; the unusual combination of symptoms suggests a complex mix of features of certain personality traits, namely psychopathy and narcissism (he meets DSM-5 criteria for narcissistic personality disorder).. Pathological Lying Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder ect....

 Joker I say ''You are incapable of going out into society you are a menace to society you should not be you should be put away in a facility where you can actually be taken care of and the place where people will genuinely care about you and your emotional state and an objective sense so you so you don't manipulate them like harleen Quinn was manipulated by you a few years back but that place is certainly non-existent so for now you'll have to stay with me for a little bit but that's until the heroes or at least a Batman figures out a way to take care of you and actually fix you till that happens I would like to say goodbye Joker''

( A/N anyway for my authors note I would like to put in well did you know that Francesca Prelati could not be perma killed by Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg I'm not joking he really wanted her dead yet he couldn't find a way to perma the Kill them which is surprising as fuck I thought he wasn't trying when I first talked about that but no he actually did he genuinely try to find ways to permanently kill them and he couldn't which is surprising anyway goodbye)