Expect the unexpected

Many ships were coming and going from the Earth as we were attempting to land. We were currently cloaked because I didn't want to find trouble if they were to ask us to identify ourselves. I wanted to avoid killing if I could. 

Right when we were about to go look for a place to land, something caught my eye. Moving past the puddle jumper was a green ship that looked like a submarine with four porthole windows on both of it's sides and a wide window up front near the captains seat. It was also equipped with three vertical fins and a thrust vector mount at the back, but what really caught my eye was the logo on the top vertical fin that said 'Planet Express'.

I was sure i had gone to the Star Wars Universe, but looking at the ship that just flew past us that I started to follow out of curiosity, I found myself questioning that fact. Tubes that shot people from place to place were all over the Earth, I also saw advertisements for 'Mom's family robot company' and other things that didn't fit with the Star Wars universe and instead the one I was currently thinking of. 

It was a leap, but I thought this was likely the Futurama and or Simpsons universe as well. When I had first come to this universe a while back I was in a different galaxy far far away at the time and had briefly encountered a couple of Jedi. The Simpsons were canon when it came to the Star Wars Universe, but was Futurama? if It was, it had never been stated as far as I knew, but being in this whacky universe made me start to believe it must be so. 

The force still existed here and so did Jedi, but I wasn't likely to run into any Jedi while in the milky way galaxy. I felt a bit foolish for taking this universe so seriously. Seeing the Planet Express ship in front of us start to land, I spoke to my Goblins. "Prepare for landing. Also this Earth might not be as dangerous as I first claimed, but you should still stay on guard." 

"Understood." Both Goblins said in unison as we landed the puddle jumper. 

Seeing all the aliens and robots roaming around outside, I felt no need to change back to my human form or have the Goblins strip their armor. Opening the back of the puddle jumper, I only had one thing on my mind and that was all the technology that I could find, figure out, and then turn into my own power. 

Since we had followed the Planet Express ship to Planet Express, I wasn't too surprised when I saw a grey robot with bendy arms and legs drinking booze and walking our way. It was crazy to think in another Galaxy in this universe, brutal wars were currently on going right now. 

I was going to walk past and ignore him, but he stopped me. "What brings a big red fella like you around here? This isn't a gym." 

I knew Bender too well and so I felt I could probably get on his good side easy. "I just got finished gambling at the Casino and doing blow off of a hookers ass a couple of hours ago, I was hoping to take a break from my busy day here with my guards. The coke is wearing off and I'm about to crash. I'm a very very rich man you see, I can make it worth your while." 

Bender paused for a second and I could almost see what he was thinking about. He was for sure thinking about ways to rip me off. Finally Bender spoke. "Right this way good sir, let me take you inside so we can find somewhere for you to relax. I think I have just the place." 

Going inside I didn't see anyone else so I figured they were busy elsewhere. Bender had lead us to a room with what looked like a massage chair and then gestured toward it. "This state of the art massage chair is only for our VIP customers, please enjoy." Bender made way as I sat down before he stuck out his hand and bowed his head slightly as if he was waiting for a tip. 

I didn't know what kind of currency was used in this universe, so I relieved him with my words. "By the end of the day, I will make sure you will be filthy rich, please be patient." I lied. I only wanted to steal technology like usual and then leave. Bender would be lucky if I didn't steal him and take him apart to find out how he and the empathy chip inside him works. The idea wasn't off the table yet. 

Bender looked as annoyed as a robot could, but couldn't pass up the possibility of a bigger sum of money later and so he bowed slightly before turning around, starting to leave. "Make yourself at home, I'll be back in a bit. My name is Bender, just call out for me if you need anything." 

I put on a fake smile as I watched him go. "Yes, will do. I'll probably just take a power nap for now while my guards watch over me if that's okay. Please just leave me be for at least thirty minutes or so." 

Bender who wasn't even remotely suspicious of my words, opened up another beer and started drinking as he walked away. "Yeah, yeah, sure whatever. Just don't forget to pay me later." 

After seeing Bender go back out, I immediately did a scan of the area with my tricorder. I was looking for the Professors inventions. Although most of what he made was not so practical nonsense, the man was still a genius and had made quite a few useful technology's that I won't be able to find anywhere else. 

Finding the location, I got up from the massage chair and started moving in it's direction at a fast pace. So fast in fact, when I was rounding a corner, I ran into someone who was also coming around the corner. My 'spider sense' hadn't warned me because the situation didn't offer me much threat and I could have avoided her at the last second, but once I saw who it was, I decided to run into her lightly on purpose. The items in her hands flew up and onto the ground, making a small mess. 

"Oh sorry, i didn't see you there.." I said as I bent down to help Amy Wong pick up her things. She wasn't just some cartoon in this universe, but flesh and blood. She was also very attractive to the point that I considered taking her with me and cucking Kif Kroker. 

"It's okay, I wasn't really paying attention, who are you by the way? How did you get back here?" Asked Amy who had suddenly realized I was out of place. 

Handing her the things I picked up, I gave a fake and friendly laugh before replying. "Bender invited me, I am just looking for a bathroom and got lost." As the words came out of my mouth a woman with one eye and purple hair came up from behind Amy. Her breast were bigger than I remembered, but I knew who she was. It was Leela.

Leela crossed her arms over her bountiful breast and tapped her foot on the ground. "Hey Mister, My eye is up here." 

I scoffed at her words before replying. "and my eyes are on your chest." I said before looking into her eye and speaking again. "The ladies at Planet Express sure are nice to look at." I gave a glance down at Amy, who suddenly looked shy. I could tell Leela wasn't as impressed, but I liked a challenge and also knew when to call it quits.