One Slap Away

Our story begins where it all started, the Slap Heard Round The World. If you don't know me, I'm B.A.K.A, a guy who got powers. The name stands for Brave and Kind Alien, but it fits. Especially after the past few years having powers. And no, I'm not an alien. It's just catchy. Anyway, we're going to go back to that Slap.

I was an high school guy. Pretty average looking, but I made up for it with humor. My main joke was to flirt until I got hurt. Ended up getting slapped so much my doctor said I was going to get brain damage. Then that day happened, I decided to flirt anyway. And my god did it hurt. Flew back a few feet away, and everything went dark.

I woke up to the girl standing above me. Apparently she had powers, because she thought I was dead or braindead or both. Woke up and she realized she had a problem. So, I did the logical thing. I bribed her to get me some powers. She was mad, but it was either her secret or powers. As you can tell, it worked out for me. I'm alive and got powers. Oh, you thought I'd be giving a drawn out story? What bakas!