chapter 26

finally, a whole weekend to do whatever I want, i'll call up clyde and... oh yah, he's out of town for band camp, well great now what" ash thought it over for a bit, and it hit him

"i know, lana", ash shouted and grabbed his phone

"hello ?", lana asked

" Hey lana, it's ash"

"ash, it's good to hear you, my family is out for some dumb movie festival some i'm alone for the weekend"

"Really, i'm alone for the weekend too, my family's off at some new mall/hotel"

" So can I come over?"

"I'd be offended if you didn't"

"Alright,i'm on my way"

Despite them having a very rocky "preteen" type of romance, the two had been secretly dating for nearly a year and a half. They could sit together at lunch, go to the movies, or a park at night, but they had to keep it secret to avoid Ash's sisters from finding out and likely ruining it.

20 MINUTES LATER

ash was relaxing, playing zombie bashers 3, until he heard the doorbell ring

" Coming"

"ash"

"lana"

They had a light kiss and Lana came inside, with a duffel bag.

"What's with the bag?"

"Oh well, since we have free weekends without parents, i'd figured we could spend the weekend together, is that okay?"

"sure, I don't mind"

She set her bag down and they went into the kitchen for something to eat.

"I got some pizza if you like"

"Sure, i'll have 2 slices"

"alright then"

ash heated up the pizza and they sat down and chowed down

"so how have you been lately"

"I'm fine, school's been pretty boring but thankfully I've got you to look forward halfway through.

"AWW thanks"

"Although to be honest, I still expect a prank everytime I see you"

"I don't really know how to react to that"

"Don't worry, I got over it, at least when my black eye healed"

"sorry about that"

"It;s cool babe"

once they finished up they headed to the living room for some video games

"Do you have mech mashers 2"

"Just got it last week"

"sweet"

45 MINUTES LATER

"phew, I keep forgetting how good you are at fighting games"

"thanks"

"uhhhhhh, it's getting kind of late, i'm gonna turn in"

"eeeeewwwww"

"WHAT"

ash looked down and saw charles had urinated on the couch

"charles, bad dog, very bad dog"

after he put charles in his kennel for a time out

"Sorry lana, you wanna sleep in one of my sisters beds"

"Actually I had something else in mind"

"And what would that be"

"Is it okay if I sleep with you"

"Wait, you mean you, a girl, sleep in my bed"

"Is there a problem with that?"

"well, i've just had a bad history of kicking, drooling, farting, and glitter whenever I had to share my bed with my sisters"

"Relax ash, I'm your girlfriend, it'll be fine"

"Well, okay then"

they headed up to ash's room

"Wow,your sisters really know how to trash this place"

"Tell me about it,"

They made it to ash's house, it was still as cramped as always

"uuhhhhh, i'll see you in the morning lana"

"Ummm ash, could you turn around for a minute"

"Why?"

"Ummmm, I don't want you to see my pajamas, there ugly"

"well, okay I guess"

ash turned around while lana "got into" her "pajamas"

"Okay you can turn around now"

ash turned around and saw that lana was already in his bed, distinctively that she was covered by the blanket all the way up to her chin.

"You cold?"

"uh yes, I'm really cold"

"okay?"

"Well, goodnight"

"Goodnight lana"

3 HOURS LATER

ash was half awake as he saw a shadowy figure walking back from the bathroom

"what the..."

ash flipped the light switch

"AWWWWWWWWWW"

it was lana, butt naked

"AWWWWWWWWWW"

"TURN OFF THE LIGHTS"

ash quickly hit the switch, obscuring his view of his bare bodied girlfriend

"Why are you awake at this hour"

"Why are you NAKED"

"Alright, i'll talk"

"Just please grab a towel first"

"okay"

ash waited about a minute, still trying to get over his girlfriend flashing him

"Alright, you can hit the lights, i'm covered up"

ash slowly hit the lights and he saw lana again, but she had a towel on this time

"Alright lana, explain the whole"nudity" thing"

"we have been dating so you deserve that, i've secretly been sleeping in the nude for almost 5 years. I just feel so constricted and uncomfortable wearing pajamas. I used to just sleep in my training bra and underwear, but after a few weeks I just decided to sleep without clothes"

"Sooo, are you a closet nudist"

"well not really, just when i'm sleeping"

"okay then"

lana started to snivel and well up some tears

"I.m sorry, I feel so weird and ugly"

"I don't think your ugly"

"You screamed when you saw me"

"well that was more the shock that you WERE naked, to be honest I didn't really get a good look"

"huh, yah"

And suddenly an idea popped in ash's head

"hey lana?"

"yes"

"would you feel better if I...joined you"

"what do you mean"

"What if I slept naked too"

"your kidding right"

"well no, i'll strip if it will make you feel better"

"really?"

"yah, I read comics in my underwear so this won't be too weird"

"well how about we ease ourselves and make this less awkward"

"What do you mean"

"I mean we turn around, you take off your clothes, I drop my towel, and we face eachother so it isn't as weird, if your okay with that"

"well okay"

they both turned around and got ready to shed their attire. Ash unbuttoned his pajama shirt, slipped his pants off, pulled off his socks, and stood there for a minute. Was he really willing to let someone other than his family see him nude. He did care about her, but was this really the right time to be doing this. He kept on thinking, until he heard Lana's towel hit the floor.

"If lana is brave enough to show me her body, then I should be brave enough to show her mine" ash thought

and with that, ash slid off his underwear, leaving him as naked as his girlfriend behind him

"You ready lana"

"on the count of three, we both turn around"

"okay"

1

2

3

they both quickly turned around, and nothing could have prepared either of them for what they saw.

Lana saw Ash's naked body. His skinny frame, fairly tan skin, freckled chest,and huge erect 7 inch member

Ash saw Lana's naked body. Her firm body, big hips, huge D breasts with freckles right above them, her erect tan nipples, and her completely shaven slit.

The only thing that either of them could say was:

WOW

"So Linc, what do you think?"

"lana you look...AMAZING"

"Aww thanks, you don't look so bad yourself"

"uhh thanks, so I guess we should get back to..."

Right as Ash walked towards the bed, he tripped over one of Lana's trucks and fell onto lana, their faces meeting in a kiss as they hit the floor. They were both blushing bright red once they had realized what happened.

"lana, i'm sorry, are you okay"

"Yah i'm fine, just...well"

"well, what?"

"look down"

ash looked down and saw...he was groping lana's chest, each palm had a handful of her boobs. Once he realized what he was doing, he quickly leaped off lana

"lana, I just...Uhh...I..I"

"ash"

"WHAT"

"It's okay"

"Really?"

"Yes, in fact, I liked it"

"Wait, you did?"

"totally. It's hard to explain, but it just made me feel so good, kind of tingly all over"

"didn't we learn about stuff like this in advanced biology"

"Yah I think the section was called "sex education" where we learned about human reproduction"

"yah, how my "body part" is meant to go inside yours"

"WAIT, are you suggesting that we "mate" with each other"

"WHAT, lana, it's too early for this"

"Oh, thats a shame"

"What do you mean?"

"well, while we were taking this section in class, my brother bobby taught me a few things about sex. He told me that making love should be reserved only for the person you care about more than anyone else. It's a sacred act that only the person you cherish most should give you, and the person I care about most...is you ash"

"You mean it?"

"I couldn't mean it anymore. ash loud, I want to make you feel good"

"Well if you care about me that much, I guess a little "mating" wouldn't hurt

"if we do it right, then it will do everything but hurt, except for me but only for a bit"

"Wait, if we do this, then won't you get pregnant"

"But didn't they say they could prevent this if the man wears protection oe=r if the girl takes a pill, I think it was called..."

"Birth control"

"Yah, how did you know?"

"My mom said that she would start taking it after lily was born"

"Smart"

" I know, she probably still has some in her room"

"well go get some"

"on it"

3-5 MINUTES LATER

"Alright, here you go"

He gave lana the pill and she swallowed it in one gulp

"Alright, you ready"

"Are you sure we should do this?"

lana then proceeded to ash and gave him a deep passionate kiss, pushing the genitals against each other and causing a "distinct" effect to happen to ash

"Yes, I am"

"well, let's do this"

They both climbed into bed and started to make out passionately, both occasionally moaning because it felt so good. After a minute of kissing, ash grabbed lana's breast and began to massage them, while lana grabbed and proceeded to squeeze ash's butt.

"Are you ready for me to go in?"

"not just yet"

"Huh"

"I wanna try this trick my brother told me about, he said he found it online"

"what is it?"

"you'll see"

Lana then broke their contact and went under the covers. ash just watched her move around until she stopped halfway through

"Okay, now I need you to face with your body pointing up"

"Alright"

ash turned from his side to where his tip was pointing up under the blankets

"now what?"

"now this"

lana opened her mouth up wide and in one instance,,,put ash's entire length in her mouth, beginning to stroke him

"AWW, lana what are you doing"

"Can't talk, working"

Lana kept putting his crotch in and out of her mouth, using her tongue to lick and grease his member. All the while ash was moaning like mad since it felt so good. He tried to stay in place so she wouldn't stop but it was hard with so much pleasure building up in his body, especially with the organ she was stroking.

"lana, my crotch feels weird, I think I'm gonna blow"

"Good"

with this knowledge, Lana began to speed up, so fast that she almost choked on his tip. Ash's moans were getting even louder at this point. After a few more strokes, ash came the instant lana pulled her mouth out to catch her breath. lana came back to the top of the covers. Both of them were panting from that insane experience.

"Wow lana, how did you learn how to do that"

"My brother showed me a video, I think it was called "porn" or something"

"well, now do I put it in?"

"not yet, you still owe me"

"owe you?"

"yah, gave you a "blow job", now you gotta even it up and give me one"

"but you don't have a member, you have a hole"

"so use your tongue"

"MY TONGUE?"

"hey, I did it for you"

"but I don't wanna put my tongue where you pee"

"don't worry linc, I clean it thoroughly, besides you owe me"

"well, okay"

"Just do what I did and move your tongue around the outer walls'

"alright"

lana set herself up just like ash did, while ash set himself up like she was

"are you ready?"

"you bet I am"

ash spread lana's legs, stuck his tongue out, and dove it straight into her clit. ash started to lick and swirl around the inner walls of her most precious organ. Naturally, lana was moaning and moving her legs, even more than ash was. Her moans were so loud that she had to cover her face with a pillow to muffle the sounds so they wouldn't wake the neighbors. ash took notice of lana's movements and kept her hips in place, moving his face as close into her body as possible. This caused lana to move her legs together.

"ash, keep going, i'm close"

"you got it"

After another minute of swirling and blowing into her whole, lana came right in ash's face, somehow missing his mouth.

"Oh my gosh, i'm sorry ash"

"no no, its fine" he said as he wiped her load off of his face

"you sure"

"yah, but NOW is it time"

"you've earned it"

"so you mean?"

"yep, stick your member in me"

"YES"

lana positioned herself on the bottom, resting her head on his pillow. ash then climbed up and positioned himself on top of her, with the tip of his member touching the outside of her cave.

"I'm warning you, it's gonna hurt when I break your hymen"

"After that much pleasure just from a blow job, it'll be worth it"

"Okay, just brace yourself"

They gave a small kiss and grabbed each other's hand. lana gave a quick nod and ash slapped into her hips in one quick thrust. She screamed as a result, having to bite down on her arm to try and muffle the noise

"lana"

"It's okay, I just need a minute"

After about 2-3 minutes of waiting, she gave ash a nod, signaling him to go to work. ash began thrusting in and out of her slit. Their moans getting louder the more ash thrusted. He noticed how much lana was moving while he was thrusting particularly her breasts. He then proceeded to grab and massage lana's boobs again, while lana simultaneously grabbed and squeezed ash's butt again

"ash, faster please" he allowed this request, thrusting as hard as he could. He could feel their breath speeding up and time slowing down around them, Their love creating a huge crack in the wall.

"ash, i'm close"

"Me too lana"

And after a few more powerful thrusts, they both had reached their climaxes, their juices flowing all over their hips. Even after he came, ash still stayed inside lana"

"Wow, that was amazing lana"

"yah, I can see why you have 10 sisters now"

"oh hahaha very funny"

"ash"

"yah?"

"I love you"

"I love you too lana"

They both gave a deep passionate kiss and fell asleep in each others arms

lana woke up half dazed as she saw ash's face, still fast asleep. She grinned as she remembered last night and gave him a quick kiss. She turned over to his alarm clock and saw that it was almost 10:00 in the morning.

"Jeez, it almost noon" lana yawned

lana then got up(showing off her butt to a still sleeping ash) and reached for her bra.

"Wait, it's just me and ash, I don't need to get dressed yet." lana said nonchalantly

She then tossed her bra back on the floor and headed for the bathroom. It was odd to see ash's pets sleeping in the hall when her kitten usually slept in the laundry room. She petted cliff before she walked into the bathroom. She closed the door to keep the pets out but decided not to lock it as she and ash were the only people there. Soon as she shut the door, she turned on the shower to warm it up and sat down on the toilet. lana let out a sigh of relief as the urine flowed out of her body. She then felt her innards shift as a massive load escape her sphincter. She was glad the loud family kept plenty of toilet paper. After she let out another load she checked and saw the water was ready. She wiped off, flushed, and stepped into the shower.

ash POV

ash let out a large yawn as he checked his clock

"Geez a really slept in" ash said in his graugy state

He started to get up when he noticed that steam was coming out of the bathroom. At first he thought it might be Lori but then he remembered how it was just him and lana. This gave him an idea. He quickly hopped out of bed and grabbed a wolf mask he was saving for Halloween. He then quietly made his way to the bathroom. It felt weird for him to walk naked through the house( he kept expecting luan to surprise him with a pie or something) but he had to admit that it felt pretty nice not having the constrictions of clothes on as he made his way to the bathroom. He made it to the door and was lucky enough to find it was unlocked. Once he was in he snuck over to the shower where he could hear lana humming in the shower( it was the theme song). He put the mask on and grabbed the shower curtain and …

"RAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAHHHH"

lana(on instinct) grabbed loris back brush and smacked him so hard that it broke the mask and gave ash a massive bruise on his chin.

"Oh my gosh, ash are you okay" lana asked in a worried tone

"Yah, I'm fine" ash said rubbing his chin

She saw that she left a big bruise on the left side of his chin.

"I'm so sorry ash"

"It's alright, I guess that's what I get for trying to scare you"

"Well yah, But I didn't wanna hurt you"

"Really it's fine, just let me get some ice"

"Okay but just one more thing"

"What?"

lana planted a deep kiss on ash. It was so good it almost made him forget about his bruise.

"When your done I wanna make it up to you, if you know what I mean" lana winked

"Then I won't be long" ash said

ash then rushed downstairs and grabbed the ice pack from the freezer, pressing it against his bruise to heal the wound. While he was pressing he had to admit that it felt very nice to walk around his house without any clothes. It just had this very comfy, breezy kind of feeling.

(Speaking to the readers)

"It's nice knowing your never lonely with a family like mine, but it also leads to the problem of lacking quiet and privacy, unless you get rare instances like this"

"ash, I'm waiting"

"Coming lana, I gotta go, please don't follow"

ash then put the pack back in the freezer and ran back to the bathroom where lana was standing in the shower

"Are you ready for me to make it up to you?" She said spreading her legs to invite him in to her.

"Let's go"

ash climbed into the shower and wasted no time with lana. The two began to make out under the water like some cheesy romance film. ash felt down her shoulders and her lower back. The water just turned them on even more. After some more kissing, lana let out a yelp as ash grabbed her butt. This only made her want him more as she pulled him in.. After even more kissing, ash moved lana towards the side of the wall.

"Looks like someone really wants my apology."

lana pulled ash in close, their chests pressing against each other. lana spread out as wide as she could as ash inserted himself into her. The familiar feeling of pleasure was back for both of them. ash held on to her legs as she wrapped them firmly around his waist. lana felt her back slide up and down the wet tile as ash got going. It felt much different than the bed, but in a good way. It was like a similar and different feeling of pleasure. Although, it was kind of hard to moan without getting water in your mouth.

The two wet lovers started kissing harder and harder as the pleasure kept building. They were so warm from their bodies that they didn't notice the hot water was getting cold.

"ash, I'm almost there."

He kept thrusting harder as a response, to the point where she was about to hit the shower head above them. With a few more thrusts, lana climaxed and ash soon followed. After they both blew, lana turned off the water and the two were just lying there, panting in the cold tub.

"Wow ash, that was great."

"Thanks, but I think I need to lie down for a bit."

"What, did I wear out my favorite punching bag that fast?"

"No, it's that I had to hold you up while I was thrusting, and I'm not exactly as strong as Lynn."

"Fair enough."

They both grabbed some towels off the rack( Lori and Luna's since they didn't wanna take another cold shower.

"So you wanna get some breakfast, I can make egg in 10 different ways"

"Sure Linc, just let me go get my clothes"

lana was about to step out of the bathroom but ash stopped her.

"Um ash, what are you doing?"

"lana, I was thinking about what you said last night, about the whole "not a nudist" thing"

"Yah, what about it?"

"I was thinking since it's just us, maybe we can try it out"

"Are you seriously saying we try walking around your house naked like some trailer park couple?"

"Well, yah"

"Are you sure it'll be just us for the WHOLE day?"

"Absolutely, my dad is still out of state and my mom and sisters are out of town until Monday evening."

"And nobody is here or is coming over but us, right?"

"just you, me, and my pets."

"Well…. Alright, but just till your family comes home, get it?"

"Yes ma'am." ash said saluting.

"You're such a dork ash." lana said, pushing him over a bit.

The two finished drying off and made it down to the kitchen, distinctly noticing the fresh new breeze from the cracked open window. lana got out some plates and glasses and ash turned on the stove and got out some eggs from the fridge.

"So lana, how do you like your eggs?" ash asked

"Scrambled with extra pepper." lana answered

ash cracked a few eggs and grabbed the pepper as lana was getting some milk and juice. After about 10 minutes the two sat down for breakfast.

"This feels so weird." lana said

"Tell me about it." ash stated

It was a fairly odd experience for both of them, from how weird the wood of the chair felt against their bare butts, to the bars on the back of their chairs sending a chill down their backs, and just the bizarre feeling of being naked in the kitchen. After a few more minutes, ash and lana finished their breakfast and went to the living room to play some master mechs 7.

"Are you ready to get crushed?" lana proudly exclaimed

"Not this time." ash responded

2HOURS LATER

"Alright, we're tied at 24-24 and whoever wins this round is the ultimate mech master." ash explained

"You've put up a great run, but that ends now." lana retorted

Ready, set , FIGHT!

The two were at it like their lives depended on it. Their mechs were crashing and trashing each other like a gundam movie made by Michael bay( please tell me I didn't predict the future). lana was at a slight disadvantage since she has the controller with the bent analog sticks, but she made up for it with skill. ash had to make sure to keep dodging and countering to keep up with lana's speed. The two were down to just a pip of health.

"THIS IS IT!" The two said

And with one final blow to the chin, the opposing Mech crashed to the ground

"I WON!". lana shouted

After she totaled ash's mech, she did a little victory dance to celebrate, which caught ashs attention. He was practically entranced from her dance. The way her breast were swaying and bouncing as she moved around and the way her butt jiggles as she moved. ash couldn't look away from her sexy dance no matter how hard he tried. lana took notice of his starring and got an idea.

lana started to dance in a much more provocative style. She was swinging her butt back and forth, swaying her hips around, and adding a bit more bounce in her step to make her boobs bounce and jiggle as much as they could. ash's mouth drew open and his eyes were as wide as possible from the excursion. lana then began to twerk at ash, giving him a very nice and soft full moon to gaze at. ash was in such a trance that he didn't even notice that lana was slowly getting closer. She kept twerking as she moved backward towards ash. Once she was right in front of him, she lifted her rear up into the air, and proceeded to slam it down into ash's waist.

She made direct contact, ashs groom going right up her tush. This sudden action broke ash out of his trance.

"What the.., lana what are you doing?" ash said genuinely confused.

"I figured since you liked my dance so much, you'd enjoy a little Backdoor action." lana said in a seductive voice.

lana started moving her butt up and down, ashs length going in and out of her. ash started to moan in response. In response, lana started to move faster. She was going so fast that her breasts started to bounce up and down again. After a solid minute of doing all the work, ash took charge and started thrusting his waist in and out of her, while grabbing onto her breasts and squeezing them lightly. lana was the one who was now moaning from the pleasurable experience. It felt so much better than when she was doing it(mostly because ash was now doing all the work) and it filled her up with so much satisfaction.

"Yes ash, I'm almost there." lana said through her moans

"I'm almost aaaaaaaaaaa…" ash climaxed before he could finish.

His load filled up lana and was oozing all over his waist. lana came right after ash did, her load dripping into the carpet. As soon as the coming stopped, lana stepped out and relaxed on the floor.

"Wow ash, that was great." lana said panting

"Yah, I never get sick of feeling your girls." ash said, sounding as exhausted as his girlfriend

lana blushed at his statement and socked him in the side of his knee

"You're just buttering me up." lana said

lana got up and gave ash a little kiss.

"So know what do you wanna do?" lana asked

"Well it's only past noon, you wanna go to the park?" ash asked

"Um ash, we're naked, I don't think the other people at the park are gonna be as accepting of this as you think." lana joked

"You get what I mean." ash said, half annoyed.

The two went upstairs and put their clothes on.

"So Linc, what do you wanna do when we get back from the park?" lana asked.

"We could watch T.V., I recorded the new episode of psychic strikers." ash responded

"Sure, and maybe afterwards we can go upstairs for some fun." lana said with a seductive tone.

"That works too." ash said half blushing

After the two got their clothes back on they went downstairs and headed over to the park.

ash and lana were walking down the secret walkway of the park where they wouldn't be seen by other students. The two were enjoying their alone time, holding hands and taking in the natural views of the trees and outer wood.

"So lana, have you decided what to do when we graduate this year?" ash asked

"Well my plan is to apply for culinary school in fall and take expert skate lessons in my free time, aside from seeing you ash." lana explained

"Sweet, I'm gonna apply for art school in the fall and try to catch up on show writing courses during the summer." ash explained

"I'm going to guess it has an overly long name?" lana said

"Not this time, it's simply called " the LL summer/fall future college plan"." ash said

"Still needs work." lana retorted

"Your one to talk, when we first started dating you had a hard time deciding if we were a couple of just "gender friends" as it were." ash replied

"Touché Linc." lana said as he gave him a jab on the arm

They kept on walking for a bit until they saw some kids from their class coming up. Before ash could say anything, lana pushed him into a nearby mud pile.

"Hey lana, what's up." One red head said

"Just strolling through the park." lana said

"Okay, well see you later." The kid said before the couple of teens were out of sight

Once they couldn't see lana, she helped pull ash out of the mud.

"You couldn't have just pushed me in the pond, at least there I would have just been wet." ash said as he tried to scrape the mud out of his shirt

"Sorry, I panicked." lana said trying to act innocent

"It's fine, just hold on a minute." ash said before he hopped in the pond to get the mud out

It was a long 2-3 minutes and ash hadn't resurfaced. lana was starting to get worried

"ash!?" lana said as she bent over to get a closer look. When her face was close to the edge, she was surprised by ash who grabbed her by her hoodie and pulled her into the lake with him. ash and lana resurfaced, lana looking fuming under her soaked hair.

"Got yah." ash said chuckling

lana responded by dunking his head in the water, after about a minute ash finally came back up for air

"Are you trying to drown me?" ash asked

"Well that's what you made me think happened you jerk." lana said as they stepped out of the pond

"Come on, let's head back to my place to dry off our clothes." ash said as they bolted for ashs house to make sure no one saw them

The two had managed to get back to ashs house without being seen. Both of them were shivering by the time they went inside. Ash brought lana downstairs to the washing machine where they peeled off their clothes and threw them in the dryer, ash handing lana a towel to dry herself off.

"I'm sorry I pushed you in the mud." lana said as she was drying her hair

"Yah, and I'm sorry I pulled you into the pond." ash said

"Just be glad it was you otherwise I'd keep you under longer." lana said

"Okay, but it wasn't that bad, you just got wet." ash said

"Well I didn't think it was bad, I just kinda blew a fuse when you pulled me in out of nowhere." lana said

"It was nice to find a pond where you don't see a bunch of geese doing things a public park should not allow." ash said

"Can't be any scarier than what we've done these past few days." lana joked

The two had a good little laugh(definitely better than Luan's constant puns) and suddenly, the two had a very daring idea.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The two asked the other

"We head back to the pond tonight, but with one small difference." lana said

"We were our "natural" bathing suits." ash said

"Oh yah." lana said

"Why stop there." ash added

"What do you mean?" lana asked, her towel just covering her hair now

"I mean we don't bother undressing when we get to the park, we leave the house already wearing our "birthday suits"." ash explained

"So you're suggesting we go streaking to the park and then go skinny dipping when no one is around?" lana elaborated

"What do you say babe?" ash asked back

"1. Don't call me babe

And

2. I'm so in" lana said

"Great, we'll go tonight once everyone leaves so we don't get caught." ash explained

The two then heard the dryer beep, indicating that their clothes were dry now

"Should we get our clothes?" ash asked

"Nah, we're just gonna take off again anyway? So might as well live on the free and easy." lana answered

"Good point." ash said as the two three off their towels and walked back upstairs

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

It was 10:00 at night, the streets were mostly dark with just a few street lamps illuminating the sidewalk. Most of the neighborhood was asleep, except for our clothless couple.

"Okay, you got the key hidden above the door?" lana asked

"Yep." ash answered

"Good, because the last thing we need is getting locked outside in the nude." lana said

ash planted the key above the door and the two were off. It was dark outside so they didn't really need to cover up or hide, especially seeing how it was just them. The two finally made it to the park(it was a little harder to get there barefoot, not to mention how dark it was). After looking around to make sure no one else was at the park, the two finally made it to the pond.

"Here we are." ash said

"We were just here Linc, it's not that big a surprise." lana pointed out

"Anyway, are you ready for some fun?" ash asked

"After you." lana said as she tried to push ash into the pond but ash grabbed her hand and pulled her in with him.

The two felt the relaxing coolness of the pond upon contact, it's a peaceful and calming sensation as the two went up for air.

"Ahhhhh, now this is relaxing." ash said

"You said it, it's much soothing without our clothes on." lana added

The two just floated for a bit, just starring up at the moon and enjoying the peace and quiet. After a few minutes of silent peace, ash broke the silence by splashing water at lana.

"So that's how it's gonna be." lana said with a determined look

The two then started playing in the water. Splashing each other, dunking the other, and just horsing around. They kept going at it until finally the two were too tired and just starting to float again.

"Well, that was fun." lana said coughing a bit from the water

"Yah, but you were pretty rough." ash said rubbing his bruised shoulder

"Hey, rough is how I win." lana said confidently

"You and Lynn should hang out sometime." ash joked

The two had a small laugh and then they fell silent. It was one of those quiet moments that you couldn't really tell if it was romantic or awkward. After a minute ash finally broke the silence.

"It's getting late, should we hear back to the house?" ash suggested

"Sure, but after one more thing." lana said as she pulled ash in for a kiss and wrapped her arms around him

ash immediately got the idea and pulled lana in close. He immediately went to work(mostly because they were getting cold) and starting pushing and pulling. While it still felt good for them, making love in the water felt very strange to them, even stranger than when they did it in the shower. It was much faster and much more slippery than any other time they did it. They both had to hold on to each other so they would stay in. But it did have its perks Like ash being much faster and it felt good for them to be this close in the water, definitely one of those weird but in a good way moments. ash dove his face into lana's chest, his kissing and rubbing making her moan louder. The two were very close, their moans alerting nearby birds but they didn't even notice them. With one powerful thrust, the two had reached their climax. Both of them were panting and sweating until they heard something. The two then saw a shadowy figure was coming towards them…a cop.

lana reacted by dunking ash in the water and going under herself to make sure they couldn't be seen. The cop passed by the lake, not seeing the two teens hidden under the water. Underneath the surface lana was gesturing ash to be quiet and follow her.

"Calling back is officer jones, the park is quiet and there's nothing to report, over." The cop said as he walked down the sidewalk

Once he was gone ash and lana resurfaced from under the water at the end of the lake.

"What was a cop doing here?" ash asked coughing

"I don't know, you don't think somebody saw us do you?" lana asked as she took a lily pad off her head

"No one could see us, it was pitch black." ash answered

"Then what was it?" lana asked

"I'm guessing our moaning might have made someone think we were in trouble." ash pondered

"I guess some people can't handle intense love like we can." lana said

ash rolled his eyes at her for that comment

"Come on, let's get back to my place before it gets colder out here." ash said as he stepped out of the water and helped lana up

The two tried to make it back as fast as they could to avoid getting spotted. They tried not to make any sounds to alert the neighborhood( even when they fell or stepped on some sharp rocks. After enough sneaking, the two were finally back and snuck inside before anybody noticed.

"Phew, we made it without getting caught." ash said

"Yeah, the longer I stay here the more glad I am that I said yes to your offer to come over." ash

"That makes two of us." ash said

"Come on, I'll get us a hot bath going upstairs." lana said

"You'll be lucky if you can get warm water with our house." ash said

"We've been lucky so far, so I'd say we've got good odds." lana said as she walked upstairs, he butt bouncing with each step

"Fair point." ash said as he followed her upstairs

ash and lana were both relaxing in the bathtub together, the warm water cleaning up the scraps they got on their little streak back home.

"Aaahhhh, it's nice to have some peace and quiet around here." ash said, neck deep in the water

"Especially after what we went through tonight." lana said back, easing her naked bod into the water

"You said it lana." ash said

The two just relaxed, pressing their feet against each other under the water. The two were about to fall asleep when a question popped up between the two nudists.

"Hey ash, aren't your sisters and parents coming home tomorrow." lana asked

"No, they don't come back till Monday night, which means it'll be just the two of us till then." ash said as he dipped his hair in the water

"Great, because this is an experience I want to last." lana said as she rested her hands behind her back

"So what do you think we should do for "fun" tomorrow?" ash asked

"Kind of hard to find something else given we've done basic, shower, doggy, streaking, and even skinny dipping." lana explained

"Oh come on, we've gotta find something, we still got two whole days." ash replied

"I'm sure we'll figure something, but no more going outside without our clothes on, I don't want another cop incident." lana said

"Yah, good call." ash said back

The two let out a small yawn as the water was starting to cool down.

"You ready to dry off and hit the bed?" ash asked

"Sure, but I'm kind of sore, let's save our fun for tomorrow." lana said as she hopped out and grabbed them both a towel

"Yah, my waist is starting to feel like lynn's after weight training." ash said as he dried his hair

"They have weight training for girls at her college?" lana asked as she wrapped her towel around her waist

"Actually, they let her in because she single handedly raised the standard gpa(grade point average) of the college with the grades from all her phys ed classes." ash explained

"She can increase a school's grade average but she can't land a boyfriend for more than 2 weeks." lana replied

"Well to be fair, she does crack their ribs with a chest bump after each date." ash joked

The two chuckled a bit before they headed for ash's room

"Wait, shouldn't you feed your pets?" lana asked

"No worries, Lisa made an auto feeder for them so she could get a raise on her allowance." ash replied

"For someone so smart, you'd think she would sell some of her inventions and become like some massive millionaire." lana rambled

"Oh she tried, but it didn't end well." ash said

"What happened?" lana asked

"You don't wanna know, but we can never set foot in Brazil ever again." ash answered

"Yikes, I gotta here the full version sometime." lana said as she laid into bed next to ash

"Maybe some other time, goodnight." ash said as he pulled the blanket over them

"Goodnight, my big stud." lana said as she kissed his cheek and the two went to sleep.

THE NEXT MORNING

ash was still in bed when he thought he could smell something from downstairs.

"Huh, do you smell that Ronni…" ash began to say before seeing that lana wasn't in bed with him

"I guess she's cooking breakfast, I guess if you're gonna be a chef you gotta practice as much as you can." ash said to himself as he hopped out of bed

He made his way downstairs and looked behind the corner to make sure it was just lana. Sure enough, it was lana but with one little difference. She was wearing a little scarlet red apron that covered her entire front area. All he could see was her massive butt sticking out as she bent over and took out some French toast from the oven. She turned around only to be greeted by ash.

"Oh good, your up Linc." She said, giving ash a massive amount of cleavage to gawk at

"Yah, I could smell something from upstairs, I'll admit it was weird not to smell something burning for once." ash joked as he sat down at the table

"Yah, well you should have been there when I tried making my first dish, candy milkshake." lana said as she took the milk out of the fridge

"That doesn't sound so bad." ash said as he scooted his chair in

"It wasn't bad, you would just rot out your teeth if you drank it all." lana answered

"How'd you figure that out?" ash asked

"Simple, I had Bobby try it, it was definitely a memorable dentist appointment." lana said

"Well I guess we both have stories to exchange." ash said

"I guess, anyway I hope you like it." lana said as she set the tray down and tossed off her gloves, leaving her apron on

Ash grabbed some French toast and took his first bite.

"Wow, this is really good." ash said, his mouth half full

"Thanks, the hard part was keeping the egg from burning." She said as she gestured to the ash covered frying pans

"Sorry, my mom buys pans that look good and rarely buys ones that last long." ash said

"I still can't believe why people would waste their money on something they're ever gonna use, at least trading cards can be resold or used for a game, who would wanna buy someone else's plates." lana said, rambling as she ate more toast

"I know what you mean, it's even worse then lori and leni fighting over bras." ash said back

"I really can't believe I'm intended to be some sort of mindless doll who doesn't like anything fun because I'm a girl." lana said, semi aggravated

"Hey there perks for a girl lana." ash said

"Well that's true, I wouldn't be able to have sex with you, we'll legit sex anyway." lana said, grinning a bit

"Yah, it might look appealing, but we both know there's only one way to do it right." ash said

"Speaking of, are you ready for some…desert." lana said seductively as she pushed out of her chair

ash looked down and saw he finished his toast while they talked

"Oh sure, what is it?" ash asked

"It's your favorite, me." lana said as she hopped on ash's lap and undid the knot on her apron

She then put the neck of the apron on both of them, putting the form of the apron on ash's back while the redid the knot

"If you want out, we gotta reach our peak." lana said she put him into her and wrapped her legs around his waist

"Whatever you say." ash said as the two locked lips

Lana then started thrusting, much to Ash's surprise. Every other time they did it, he was the one thrusting. While it was odd, he didn't object to her decision. In fact, he kind of liked the idea of getting all the pleasure while doing next to none of the work. Lana kept thrusting, causing the chair to loosen up and start rocking to their love making. Lana was moaning through their kiss as the feeling of love was building up inside her, and she could tell from the ash gripping her back that he was feeling the same way.

"You took the pill right?" ash said through their kiss

"Uh huh." lana said, not wanting to ruin the moment

Ash's hands were now squeezing her butt, making sure each cheek was getting a tight pinch. This turned lana on more as she began thrusting harder and harder. Their great love making began to stretch out the apron and the tape under the chair to give out. Lana could feel her climax approaching, making her thrust as hard as she could. Ash then grabbed Lana's butt as hard as he could in response to this. The two finally broke their kiss as they moaned from the two releasing their load, ripping the apron apart and causing the chair to collapse underneath them. The two fell to the floor when the seat of the chair hit the floor.

"Wow lana, you're even stronger than I thought." ash said, panting hard from the kiss

"You know it, only the best for my man." lana said, trying to catch her breath from their intense session

"I think I might let you do the plowing from now on." ash joked

"Hold it Snow White scalp, I'm not dominating every time, I like to be pleasures just as much as you do." lana said back, bumping ash's shoulder

"Fair enough, by the way whose apron was that anyway?" ash asked as he picked up what was left of it

"Oh, I found it in Lynn and Lucy's room while looking for something, apparently it was a present from your mom so she'd stop staining her shirt making her protein shakes." lana explained as she helped ash clean up and showed a card that said everything in its pocket

"Well, that explains why it's red." ash said as they put the remains in the trash can

"Wait, what were you looking for in Lynn's room?" ash asked

"Let's head to the living room and I'll show you." lana said as she walked out of the kitchen

Ash did what she said and followed her to the living room. He saw the DVD player was on and that there were two yoga mats facing towards each other. lana was sitting down on one of the mats with her legs crossed

"Wait, what is this?" ash said, semi confused

"I was looking for something to spice up our nudist weekend when I found some yoga DVDs under Lynn's bed, and I figured what better way to show off our bodies to each other than with some naked yoga." Lana said as she stood up and gestured to him on his mat.

I'll admit this is very sexy, but right now I'm still getting over the fact that Lynn takes yoga." ash said

"Just get over here you dork." lana said

"Oh, right." ash said as he walked to his mat and lana hit play on the DVD

NAMASTE NEW STUDENTS. Through these lessons, you will learn to expand the limits of the body and let your natural energy flow. FIRST WE WILL BEGIN WITH THE MOUNTAIN POSE.

ash and lana then mimicked the pose, raising both hands and keeping their bodies straight.

NEXT, WE WILL PERFORM THE TREE POSE

The two then put their right foot flat against their left thighs while trying to keep balance with one foot

AFTER YOU HAVE HELD THIS POSE FOR 3 SECONDS YOU WILL THEM PROCEED TO DOWNWARD DOG

The two followed the video and bent down to where their hands and feet were touching the ground. ash then felt pressure against his stomach and…

Pffffffft

A loud crackling fart escaped ashs butt

"Ewww, that's so gross Linc, I can't believe you…" lana was saying, until

Pfffffffffffftttttt

An even louder wet fart had left lana's cheeks

"Oh I'm sorry, you were saying." ash smirked while lana was blushing bright red

"Shut up." lana said as she looked away for abit

After 20 minutes of cobra, crow, and pigeon positions, the two finally finished on the warrior pose

WE THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND AWAIT YOUR NEXT VISIT, NAMASTE

"Phew, finally." They both said as they laid down on the couch

"That was fun." ash said

"Yah, we definitely got some nice views." lana joked

The two chuckled a bit and decided to rest their muscles. lana then scooted over and snuggled over to ash. Ash pulled her in close, their sore bodies pressing against each other.

"This has been a great weekend, if only It didn't end after tomorrow." ash said, adding a low sigh

"Hey ash, we still have two days to have some fun, let's make the most of it." lana said as she grabbed ash and pulled him off the couch

The two landed on lana's yoga matt, with Ron or laying down while ash sat on top

"Now it's time for our favorite yoga move: the cowboy." lana said with a sexy grin

ash dove right in and started slowly, to savor the moment. Lana was moaning right away from the screaming pleasure throughout her whole body. The two had to make sure they weren't too loud so they wouldn't disrupt the neighbors. They still enjoyed the moment nonetheless. Ash got an idea and grabbed Lana's legs. He then proceeded to put her legs on top of his shoulders while holding onto her butt. Lana grabbed onto the back of his legs to stay on. This intensified their passion as their thrusting grew faster and their moans became deeper. Lana and ashs faces were getting sore as they couldn't express how good the feeling of satisfaction was like to them. With one final thrust, lana spread her legs out as the two climaxed, their juices drilling onto the mat.

"Way to mix it up ash." lana said as she kissed up ash's chest and finally to his lips

"Thanks, I saw it in a porno once and figured it would be nice to mix things up a bit." ash said

"We gotta try a few more, but not right now cause I'm really sore right now." lana said as she struggled a bit getting up

"Yah me to, let's just watch a movie and rest our bodies for later." ash said as he helped her up

"Can you find an action movie?" lana asked

"You got it." ash said as the two laid down and changed input to the main tv

Sir, I found the base."

"Good, then let's blow some scrap up."

"This is one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen, I love it." lana said

"I know, it's so ridiculous that it's somehow amazing." ash said as he pulled up a blanket he got them

"I don't know what's the bigger question, how this movie got a sequel, or how it made this much money." lana said as she was resting on ash's shoulder

"Put in enough cheesy lines and special effects and you can bring just about anyone." ash

"This does make it a gamble for summer movies though, I'm fine watching it on tv but I'm not gonna pay to watch a movie written by brain dead hacks." lana said

"Why don't you try looking up reviews online?" ash asked

"I've tried, but most of the time it's either too vague or a matter of different taste." lana said with a semi annoyed look

"Fair enough, I usually base it on the trailers but that doesn't really end well." ash admitted

"I told you that Ace Savvy movie was gonna suck." lana said

"I know but come on, it was my favorite superhero on the big screen, I had to even if it was gonna blow." ash

"Don't go full fanboy on me Linc unless you want me to get my clothes from downstairs." lana said in a teasing tone

"This coming from the same girl who dressed up as a galaxy gal at last year's comic convention." ash retorted

"Touché ash, but I still think it was dumb to go see that movie on instinct." lana said

"Hey, maybe the sequel will be good." ash said

"Don't count on it lame-o." lana said back

"Huh, I haven't heard you call me that in years." ash said genuinely surprised

"It feels weird but nostalgia, plus it felt like the perfect opportunity to bring it back." lana said

"Yah, you were really a typical tomboy when we first started dating." ash

"Well I was just eleven, cut me some slack." lana said

"I would, but half the time it felt like you did it for the sake of people not calling you girly." ash said

"Seriously, name one instance where that was the case." lana demanded

"Well, you kept stuffing food down my pants, used me as a stepping stone during volleyball, gave me a wedgie at that one concert, and "accidentally" but boys deodorant because you don't wanna smell like fruit." ash explained

"I said one instance not a whole list." lana pointed out

"Not to mention when I tried to kiss you you gave me a black eye." ash finished

"Wow wow, that was before we started dating, and who gives a stranger a kiss out of nowhere." lana replied

"Okay fair enough, but everything else?" ash asked

"Okay, I didn't wanna seem all girly but I didn't want people to know I was dating someone, they were as immature about it as your sisters were." lana said

"Or like we were, don't forget we were in denial ourselves about it, until the flood of course." ash said

"Yah, I really needed someone to talk to when the flood came." lana admitted

"I'm just glad you and your family were all okay." ash said

"Yah, but it was hard to get through, my grandpa still has a hard time accepting that he had to sell and reestablish his business from the ground up." lana said

"I'm sure bobby made it easier." ash pointed out

"Oh he did, but I think it was more a principle or pride thing." lana said

"I can see that." ash said as they watched the movie

"Clara, we must sacrifice ourselves for the crew."

"But the orphans."

"We must, for the world."

"Is your uncle Carlos okay with you watching something this stupid?" ash asked

"What he doesn't know won't lecture me, he's obsessed with having me attend his classes when I start college this fall." lana answered

"Don't be too hard on him, he was lucky to get a job at the college here." ash said

"It was like the stars aligning that everyone was able to get a job here after the flood, my grandma even opened a small cafe." lana

"Well that and Mark helped out." lana added

"Yah, how do you think he's doing?" ash asked

"I know he still calls but it's been almost 2 years since he last visited, I hope he's okay." lana said

"After everything that went on that year I'm sure he'll be fine." ash said

"He said he'd come to our graduation, let's hope we can do some catching up." lana said

"Yah, that'd be great." ash said

"Are you still mad about what Matt did?" ash asked

"Not really, my family was a lot more upset but I guess it wasn't as bad for me since I was only there for about a year and a half, besides if he didn't do what he had to then the entire city would've been gone." lana said

"Yah that's true, let's just hope that doesn't happen again or it's gonna be a disaster for everyone." ash said

"Understatement of the year ash." lana said

"No pecos, don't press the button."

"I have to, it's my destiny."

BOOM

The two were laughing at this scene and the rich stupidity of it all

"Okay, that was worth all the bad acting." lana said laughing

"Yah, without a doubt." ash said

The end credits started playing and lana was stretching her back out

"How ya feeling?" ash asked

"Still pretty sore from the yoga." lana said as she rubbed her back

"Do you want me to get you an ice pack?" ash asked

"Actually, I had a better idea." lana said as she rubbed her beck a bit

"Really, what?" ash asked

"Could you give me a massage?" lana asked

"What makes you think I know how to massage?" ash asked

"I've seen you give Lynn and your grandpa back rubs whenever they were sore, and besides, if you do a good job I might give you a reward." lana said as she leaned in close and kissed ash's chin

"Well, if you insist." ash said trying to keep his cool

Ronalda stretched out her muscles again and rested on the couch. ash was right behind her butt, making sure he wasn't crushing her waist. He cracked his knuckles and started rubbing her shoulder blades. lana let out a soft sigh of relief in response. Ash kept rubbing with his knuckles and lighting caressing her muscles. lana could feel the soreness and cramps practically melt away.

"I didn't know you were this good." lana said

"Yah well, with a sister like Lynn it's pretty much mandatory to know what you're doing otherwise you get an old sneaker to the kidney." ash said

lana let out a chuckle at his statement, the massage clearly working.

"Btw, why don't you spend more time with Lynn?" ash asked as he was padding her center

"I would but she's always busy bossing her teams around, that and her superstitions get old real quick." lana answered

"Yah, but to be fair she's got to keep her teams winning to stay in college." ash replied

"That still doesn't mean she can tell me when I can and can't go to the bathroom." lana said

"I know, years later and it still doesn't come off any less than dumb and kinda gross." ash

"That's weirdo jocks for yah, I'd rather go solo than follow some stupid rules." lana said

"Okay, but what about luan, you seem to love pranking, especially me?" ash asked

"Eh, she kind of ruined it for me with her whole "everything must be a joke" and I lost interest in it." lana answered

"Guess that explains why you haven't stuffed food down my clothes in years." ash said

"Hmm, well that and her constant puns are sooooooo annoying." lana added

"You think it's bad listening to her bad jokes, try living with her for 17 years." ash replied

"I'd be lucky to last 17 minutes before her puns start hurting." lana retorted

The two had a brief laugh over the ironic pun

"Besides, it's more fun to hang with you rather than a group of girls asking me if we kissed or not." lana said

"They think it's like some sappy drama." ash added

"Exactly" lana said

Ash was rubbing her lower back which made her butt flex a bit, which gave him an idea. He eased his hands down to her lower back and started rubbing. lana let out a light moan as he was undoing her knots. Ash then raised his hand up, and without warning, gave her butt a great big smack. Lana reacted as one would in a situation like this, she instinctively back kicked ash right in the groin. ash let out a girlish squeal as lana realized what she did

"Ooooooh, are you okay linc." Ronalda asked

"Aside from the lack of feeling under my thighs I'm peachy, why did you kick me?" ash answered/asked

"Why did you spank me?" lana asked back

"Well since you said we were running out of things to do, I'd thought maybe you'd like something a little more risqué." ash explained as he tried to sit up

"Well you should have asked me or at least done it while we were at it, not just smack my cheeks out of nowhere." lana replied

"Fair enough, but how can you kick this hard?" ash asked

"Well remember when I said I lost interest in pranking, well I filled up the void by taking MMA classes." lana explained with a slight grin

"That explains a lot." ash said as he finally got up

"Sorry about that." lana said

"It's okay." ash said

"I think I know how to make you feel better." lana said with a coy smirk

Ronalda then pinned ash down and inserted him into her. She then started kissing his chest and was kissing up to his chin. Lana could tell from the "growing pleasure inside her" that Ash was enjoying this as much as she was. Ash joined in and the two locked lips as Lana started thrusting. Ash felt rather weird about this. While she was the one doing the thrusting in the kitchen with the apron, this was the first time she was dominating on top instead of him. While it felt weird, he couldn't deny that getting so much pleasure from barely doing anything was nice. Lana was moaning into his ear as he felt down her naked body. He realized he was on her lower back again and suddenly stopped. Lana noticed this and smiled.

"ash." She whispered

"Yah?" ash asked expecting a punch or something

"Spank me please." lana said

"What, but I thought…" ash said but lana shut him up with another kiss

While distracted, Lana took Ash's hands and placed them on her butt. Ash instinctively squeezed her cheeks in response to this. Ronalda let out a small yelp but didn't object in the slightest.

"It's okay, I trust you." lana seductively

Ash took his opportunity and gave her right cheek a hard and loud spank. lana let out a squeal followed by a low moan. ash then spanked her again, and she let out another moan of pleasure. He could tell she liked the feeling of his hand colliding with her backside, a lot.

"ash, harder" lana asked through her moans

SMACK

"Harder"

SMACK

"HARDER"

Ash then spanked both cheeks as hard as he could. His spanking was so hard that he could feel her butt jiggle as he smacked her buns. Lana was blushing as red as her butt was. She was plowing her man as hard as she could from the feeling. Lana's butt was now numb from Ash's spanking but kept going nonetheless. As she finally climaxed, a low fart escaped her cheeks but neither noticed as they came harder than they had all day. Lana felt numb in her bottom half and collapsed onto ash, her sweat dripping down both their bodies.

"Wow, you're really good." ash said panting

"Thanks, I didn't know you could hit so hard." lana said panting heavily

"Well, Lynn made me her boxing partner in exchange for old equipment to sell, it helps me get money for art supplies which I use for my comics." ash said

"Why not get an art pad and do it on your laptop?" lana asked

"It doesn't have the same look without my personal penmanship." ash answered

"Ash I love you, but please don't go pretentious on me, it'll be worse than when Bobby tried to make sculptures out of his tears when he and Lori broke up." lana said

"I wasn't being pretentious, and I thought they got back together." ash said

"They did, but what's stupid is that it lasted for 3 hours and he somehow filled his bedroom with sculptures." lana said

"How did he freeze all that water so fast?" ash asked

"He turned the thermostat down in his bedroom." ash asked

"Wow, he went from burning love to heart of ice." ash said

"Okay, that was a good one." lana chuckled

"Are you gonna be okay?" ash asked as he looked over Ronalda's shoulder and saw her butt was stinging red

"I'll be fine, but I might need to lie on my stomach for a while." lana said

"So what do you wanna do now?" ash asked

"We could try another technique, but somewhere new." lana said

"Okay but where?" ash asked

"Hmmm, I think I know where, if you're up for something a little crazy?" lana asked with a smirk

"Where?" ash asked

"We try traditional doggy style in the dog house." lana said

ash was very wide eyed at this suggestion, but after a minute he finally answered

"That is completely insane, are you sure we should do this?" ash asked

"We had sex in the park lake, your gonna question things now?" lana retorted

"Uhh, yah you got me there." ash admitted

"Okay, we just gotta make sure none of the neighbors are around." lana said as she ran upstairs

"Okay, and I gotta get something real quick." ash said as he ran up behind her

While Lana was checking the neighbor's homes through the windows of the girl's rooms, Ash went to his parents room and got something out of his dad's drawer. It was a portable bottle of lube.

"I really shouldn't be looking through stuff like this." ash said to himself

"ash, we're all clear." lana called from across the room.

"But now isn't the time to question." ash said as he applied the fluid and ran downstairs

Lana was waiting by the door for him.

"Are you sure nobody is home?" ash asked

"We're all clear." lana said

The two then snuck through the back screen door and ran to the doghouse in the backyard.

"Are you sure we can fit?" ash asked

"It'll be tight, but it's not like that's two awkward after what we've been through." lana said as she winked at him

The two then squeezed together into the doghouse through the relatively small door. It was a little cramp but the two could still fit.

"Geez, this place smells like bird seed and crusty dirt." lana said

"Yah, Lana sleeps here on weekends." ash said

"Anyway, let's do what we came here to do." lana said as she lied in front of ash

"Let's do this." ash said as lana positioned her butt in front of him

ash then inserted himself into her rear. Ronalda let out a slight gasp in response

"ash, you okay?" lana asked

"Yah, why?" ash asked back

"It's just it feels a little, half full back there." lana said

"Well it's only been 20 minutes since the couch." ash asked

"I think I can help with that." lana said

ash then felt lana moving forward and back, flexing her muscles closed everyone he went inside of her. It felt very tight and very good. Lana could tell her plan was working as she felt his rod fill up her red cheeks.

"Better?" lana asked

"Way." ash answered

Ash then did what she was waiting for, and started thrusting into her backside. He could feel how tight and soft her bum was. He was holding onto her thighs as he was pushing into her. Lana had to hold onto the nail in the carpet in the front to keep from falling over. lana let a moan out and ash quickly shushed her

"Be quiet, remember what happened at the lake, we can't let anyone here us." ash said

"What, huh fine, but it's not my fault it feels so good." lana said

ash was massaging her thighs as lana was trying to hold in her moans. Ash himself was trying to keep from moaning over how good her rear felt. Lana was starting to feel how much her butt was burning from the smacking. It stung like a sunburn and ash noticed her pain. He used the lube bottle and applied it to her cheeks. Lana let out a sigh of relief as her butt started to feel cooler and tingly.

"Ahh that's better." lana said

"Good thing this stuff doubles as rash medicine." ash thought

Lana was now loving like a bucking horse toy as ash was rubbing her cave, getting as much pleasure as they could muster. The two were trying as hard as pleasure to contain their pleasure, they're faces bright red as a result. Even with all their strength, they couldn't help but moan as ash came right into Ronaldo's rear. She could feel his juices fill up her butt and ooze down her legs.

"Wow, now that was something else." ash said

"Yah, but let's get out of here before the smell of this place rubs off on us" lana said

The two then squeezed out of the doghouse and ran back to the screen door. They tried opening the door but it wouldn't open. ash then saw the latch holding the lock in place was broken.

"Uhhh, why does nobody tell me when this stuff is broken." ash ranted

"Wait, so we're stuck out here, NAKED?!" lana yelled

"No, there is another way back into the house." ash said

"Really?" lana asked

"Yah, but you're not gonna like it." ash said as he guided her to the window of the basement

"We're gonna squeeze through there, easy." lana said as she got on the ground

"Yah, but the window is coded in rust, so we gotta use this." ash said as he pulled out an oil van from under a compartment hidden in the grass.

"You gotta be kidding." lana said

"Trust me, you're among the few people I don't Kidd with for my own personal safety." ash said as he greased the window

"Alright, let's get this over with." lana said after ash greased the rusted window.

Lana went first and was clearly hating how the oil was greasing and rubbing all over her.

"Aww it's so gross." lana said as she finally made it through the window

"Believe me, it beats getting infected by rust." ash said as he slid through himself

As soon as he squeezed into the basement, ash then closed the window

"Yuck, it feels like lotion mixed with hairspray." ash said

"Why do you know what that feels like?0 lana asked as she tried to get it out of her hair

"Lola." ash said as he tried rubbing it off his crotch

"Hehe, you got a black streak in your hair." lana joked

ash then looked in a hanging mirror and saw she was right

"Ahh man." ash said very annoyed

"I think you invented the reverse skunk style." lana joked

"Let's just get this oil off." ash said clearly annoyed

"Fine, I'll get the bath started." lana said as she went upstairs, he blazing butt evident my the weird way she walked

Ash then looked in the mirror again and quickly took out his hidden camera and took a quick photo, making sure to only get above his neck. He then hid the camera and went upstairs to the bathroom. He walked in on lana running a warm bath.

"Hey ash, man was that round fun." lana said

"Yah, but the setting wasn't our best choice." ash said

"True, let's do something more safe next time, like your parents bed." lana suggested

"I don't know, doesn't that seem a little weird for me." ash added

"Come on, it's not like nothing naughty was ever done in that bed." lana joked

"Okay, that was too much for me." ash said as he started to march out of the room

"ash wait, I was just kidding." lana said as she ran back in front of him

"Come on, it'll be just you…and me… all alone." lana said seductively as she pressed her chest against him

"Alright, but let's get this goo off first." ash said

"Agreed." lana said as the two hopped into the bath

Ash and Ronalda were sitting in the tub, trying to scrub all the grease off from the window.

"How does Lana put up with this, it's disgusting. "lana said as she was combing grease out of her hair

"I swear she's like a werewolf, I just don't know what animal she is half of." ash joked

"I'd say pig but Lana's manners are worse." lana said

"It's like she was raised by a different part of the animal kingdom every year." ash said

"Can you hand me lori's brush?" lana asked

Ash handed Lana the brush and she tried to scrub off as much grease as fast as she could. Ash was trying to use his loofa to soak up the grease. It took the 2 a half hour but they finally got all the grease out of their hair and skin.

"I now know how my skateboard feels when I grease it up, and it's horrible." lana said as she tried her back off

"Yah, but at least we got back in, if anybody saw us naked our parents would kill us." ash said

"Yah that's true, but that still doesn't mean it didn't suck cleaning it off." lana said

"Yah, that's true." ash said

The two had a brief chuckle as they walked into Ash's parents' bedroom.

"I don't know, this still feels weird to me having sex in my parents room." ash said

"Will you just relax you dork, it's gonna be fine." lana said as she dropped her towel onto the floor

"Now lets see if you have anything new to show me." lana said as she pinned ash down to the bed and started kissing his chest

Ash was getting chills as Lana started kissing up his body to his bruised chin. She then started kissing ash like it was cpr training. Ash wrapped his arms around her back and she lowered her breasts onto his chest. Both increased passion as their nipples hardened at each other's touch. The two scooted up to the bed and lana wrapped her legs around his waist. Ash grabbed onto her waist and set the rest of her down on the bed. He looked at her blushing face before he went to work. He was squeezing her thighs while thrusting, getting a deep moan from lana. She tightened her grip around him as he thrust harder. Lana was gripping onto the sides of the bed and desperately tried to keep herself from blowing right away. Ash moved him to Ronalda's and started to grip and massage her cheeks. lana was still for a moment before moaning loud enough to be heard throughout the house. Lana leaned up and wrapped her hands around Ash's shoulders while still keeping her legs around his waist. ash then buried his face into her breasts. Licking and sucking her left nipple while massaging her right boob. Ronalda was filled with so much lust fueled pleasure that she bit down on ash's shoulder, unable to contain herself. The two moaned into each other's ears as the two orgasmed into their sacred organs. The two fell down onto the bed, the sheets feeling ice cold against their hot sweaty bodies. Lana was blushing awkwardly as she realized she left a giant hickey on Ash's shoulder. Ash didn't notice as he was wiping sweat off his forehead.

"Wow ash, that was…wow." lana said panting

"Yah, you were so loud." ash said as he turned over to her

"Yah, sorry about the hickey I gave you." lana said blushing again

"You gave me a…OUCH." ash said as he noticed and touched his hickey

The hickey mark was deep and hurt as ash finally noticed. He tried rubbing it better but that didn't really help. Lana felt bad, she was so in the moment that she couldn't control herself.

"Does it still hurt?" Ronalda asked

"Yah, but I've felt worse when I joined a paintball team once." ash said

"You joined a paintball team?" lana asked curiously

"My parents tried to encourage me to get out more and figured this would be a good idea." ash explained

"So what happened?" lana asked

"They used high caliber guns so every time you got hit it felt like a punch so I didn't last long." ash said

"Huh, and here I thought your family made you colorful enough." lana joked

"Ha ha, like I don't have enough bad humor in this house." ash retorts

Lana saw Ash's hickey still looked pretty bad.

"Stay right here, I'll be right back." lana said as she ran out of the room

ash slouched down onto the bed trying not to rub his bite mark. It was an amazing weekend he was having with lana. He wished they could live every day like this. His train of thought was lost when Lana stepped back into the room with an ice pack. She tossed it to ash who put it on his hickey and she seductively crawled back onto the bed on all fours, stopping with her face inches away from his stick.

"lana…are you…" Ash began to ask but Lana stopped him by turning on the radio(playing came a little bit closer).

"Just let me make you feel good." lana seductively

Lana licked her lips before putting ash's crotch in her mouth. She was licking the tip in her mouth before starting to suck and stroke him. Ash was trying to keep himself from moving in order to not hit or mess up Lana's flow. Lana was blushing and almost choking as ash filled her mouth more and more. Ash was trying his hardest to keep his load inside to enjoy the pleasure. lana was starting to feel dry mouthed but kept going. ash couldn't hold it in any longer and lana quickly spit him out before he exploded all over the blankets of the bed.

"Ha, nice shot linc." lana joked

ash felt jelly legged from what lana did.

"Wow, your good." Ash said as Lana crawled next to him. The two started to kiss each other, lana climbing on top of him. While they were kissing, Lana pulled out a small tube of clear gel from Lynn sr. drawer.

"How's your hickey?" lana asked

"It feels fine now." ash answered

"Good, sorry I was just so in the moment I just couldn't hold it all in." lana said

"It's fine, and I have an idea." ash said as he whispered into lana's ear

Lana was shocked but gave a sexy smile. She squeezed a handful of the clear liquid onto ash, turned around, and inserted him into her(with her butt now facing ash).

"Are you ready Linc?" Ronalda asked

"As long as you don't fart in my face." ash said

"Alright…starting now." lana said as a gas bubble burst in ash's face

"Awww gross, seriously." ash complained

"Sorry, I couldn't resist." Lana chuckled before she started thrusting.

Of all the various sex positions the two had done during the weekend, this was among the weirdest yet. It felt a little strange that they weren't kissing, which was honestly the least weird the two were feeling. Ash felt a little awkward that despite all the thrusting he just saw her butt jiggling up and down, though he couldn't deny how sexy it was seeing it bounce up and down. For Lana, she felt really weird thrusting Linc in and out in what felt like a reverse position, although it did feel very good. Ash wanted to join in on the action and started spanking Lana's butt again. Lana was surprised at first but didn't stop thrusting. She sped up a little bit with every spank he gave her, both of them moaning from the all natural ecstasy they were feeling all around. Ash then grabbed both cheeks and gave them a firm squeeze as he felt another climactic approaching. Lana set her hands on the bed like she was about to do a push up but didn't stop thrusting. With one more powerful plow, the two came, their juices oozing out of them and onto the bed. The two were so burned out from that last bang that the two could barely stay awake, both passing out on the bed.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

Lana was half awake as she felt a chill go down her spine as she pulled out and climbed up the bed next to ash. She saw he was cold from having nothing on and pulled the blanket up over them both. She kissed his cheek before snuggling up next to him in the bed and the two drifting to sleep.

It was quiet throughout the loud house, an occurrence that almost never happens. The pets were sleeping in the living room, every siblings bedroom was empty, and in the parent's bed was a pair of naked lovers. The silence of the room was broken by Rita's alarm clock beeping, prompting Ash to turn it off while still half asleep. While turning to his side, he saw his girlfriend snuggling up to him. He then forced himself up as he realized today was Monday, though very early.

"lana, wake up." ash said as he nudged her awake

"Huh, what's up ash?" lana asked as she was rubbing her left eye

"It's Monday morning, my parents are coming home today." ash said

"Aww what, already?" lana sounded disappointed

"We have until 6 tonight to…" ash began to say until lana pulled him in for a kiss

Ash wrapped his arms around her waist while Ronalda held hers around his neck. The two were pressing the bodies against each other, grinding their lower bodies under the covers.

"Let's make the most of it." lana said breaking the kiss

"Then let's start with a bath." ash suggested

The two then eagerly hopped out of bed and into the bathroom. Ash started the bath while Lana took a few pills to make sure they were ready for the day. The two then eased into the bath and started making out again. Ash put himself in and started thrusting slowly so as to not slip out. Lana reached behind ash and grabbed Leni's liquid soap(she felt irritation from using a bar of soap). lana the pushed ash back a bit and squirted soap all over her breasts. She then rubbed them together to turn ash on even more before pulling him back in for more love. The soap made them both feel slippery as it washed their bodies off. lana used some of what dripped onto her hands and rubbed it up and down ash's back. ash used the suds in the water to clean off her butt. After a few minutes of plowing and lathering, the two moaned as they both climaxed.

"Now that was a great wake up call." lana said

"No doubt." ash added

"Let's not waste any time, let's rinse off and get ready for round 2." lana explained

The two rinsed off the suds and dried off before going downstairs to the couch. Ash then laid down on the cushions while Lana climbed on top of him. Wanting to mix things up, ash wrapped his legs around her waist while lana laid her breasts down onto his chest.

"Let's do this." The two lovers said

Lana started thrusting again as Ash grabbed and started squeezing her breasts. The two were already sweating onto the couch, the musk of their love staining into the fabric. Ash moved his left hand down and gave Lana's butt a loud spank. This only made lana more in the mood as she sped up her thrusts. The couch was starting the bounce from their love making, their kissing moving to the beat of the couch. ash then flipped them over with him on top and lana on bottom. He grinned at him as he started thrusting. Lana was feeling up his chest and Lana was massaging her breasts. The two finally orgasm as their sexual juices ooze out and onto the cushions.

"Wow, you're an animal sometimes." lana said smiling And panting

"And you can be pretty nice when it's just the two of us." ash replied

"Don't get too used to snow scalp." lana joked

"Yah, we should probably put the couch cushions in the wash." ash suggested

"Good idea, we should probably do your parents' blankets too." lana added

Ash ran up to get the blankets while Lana grabbed the cushions and brought them downstairs. After the two brought down the blankets and cushions, they reran their clothes in the dryer to unwrinkle them. Lana then saw ash sitting in a chair with his thighs spread wide open. She took the bait and sat down into his pelvis. Ash grabbed onto her thighs while she was pushing and pulling up and down. She was blushing bright red from her rear filled with his rod. Ash started to thrust with her to speed up the ride while she was stroking her cave herself. The two were shaking the chair to where it could break at any moment. With a powerful upper thrust, ash shot his load deep inside her anal cavity. The two feel back into the chair from exhaustion.

"We can't stop now, come on." ash said

Lana grabbed a tube of fluid from the living room as Ash headed up the stairs. ash and lana fell onto the upstairs hall floor and decided to do their next round their. Ash scooted his thighs into Lana's as the two were covered side by sitheir legs. Both were pushing and pulling into each other like two beach balls bouncing against each other. ash had to be careful as he was right behind the stairs and risked falling. The floorboards were squeezing louder and louder as they thrusted harder and harder. Both were gripping the carpet as their climax was close. After enough loud squeaking, the two finally climaxed.

"Well, that was new." ash said

"Yah, felt good." lana added

The two then saw it was already close to 4 as they were too caught up in the moments(their previous times were much longer than expected).

As they walked into ash's bedroom, a question popped into ash's head that he'd been saving for a while.

"Hey, Ronalda."ash said

lana froze. This was the first time he ever called her by her real name

"Yah ash?" lana asked

"I know this is kind of personal as your mom wouldn't let me know but why do I always wear that scrunchie, even after this weekend.

Lana was silent, completely motionless. When she finally turned around, she was starting to water up.

"This was my dad's lucky wristband, and he gave it to me the last time I saw him." lana said as she reared up

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to bring up something li…" ash stated to say

Lana stopped by hugging him, in a loving hug she almost never did. He returned her compassion and hugged her back.

"ash, never tell this to anyone." lana said

"I won't." ash replied

"I think one day wouldn't hurt." lana said as she stepped back

She then pulled off her scrunchie and tossed her hair around. She almost looked unrecognizable, her bangs more apparent and her hair generally more flowing. She then pulled ash towards the bed and climbed in. She then took the tube off line and squirted some into her cave.

"Let's end this weekend right." lana said as she wrapped her arms and legs around her boyfriend

Ash then started rubbing his chest against her and started locking lips as he inserted himself into her and the cold gel was coating his length. Lana started kissing back with intense passion, the bed making a deeper hole in the wall than ever. Lana's breasts were bouncing more and more as he started to thrust faster. Ash then put one of her nipples in his mouth and started licking and sucking. Lana was gasping for breath as she was at a loss for it from the intense pleasure. Ash then grabbed Ronalda's breast as she grabbed and squeezed his butt. The only thing louder than the rocking and springing of the bed was their deep moans.

"Ash, close." lana said

"Me too." ash said

The two then climaxed and collapsed, their sweat and juices staining the bed with their musk and love. Before they could fall asleep, the two realized they had to put their clothes back on before the girls got home. They both rushed downstairs and took the toasty clothes out of the drier. It felt weird not being naked anymore but it wasn't a big deal as they walked upstairs and relaxed, both falling asleep on the couch.

"ash sweetly, wake up." A voice said

Ash awoke to seeing his mom's face greeting him.

"Did you two have fun when or we were gone?" Rita asked

"Huh, oh yeah we had a blast." ash said as lana was sleeping next to him and leaning on his shoulder

"I'm sure her mom won't mind if lana spends the night, I gotta go help the girls bring their luggage in." Rita said

"I'm sure they'll be okay with it." ash said