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Are you kidding me

Well life was never good to me but I somehow dealt with everything it threw at me. And I hoped once it is over I will chill in paradise and enjoy eternity in bliss but well no seems like God is out to mess with me! I ended up “reincarnating” WTF. I am not a Muslim... I am someone from another religion maybe I am not even religious but an atheist...seriously I could be anyone from anywhere... How can this even happen to me...

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Chakra should’ve made my life so much easier...

Time passes way too fast if you're occupied by training daily, it has already been a few weeks since Okami begann training with Madara in cultivating his Chakra and learning how to use chakra properly.

Madara's way of teaching is actually unlike what Okami knew from the TV show... he made Okami train by making it dangerously clear that failure means death.

One time he threw Okami into a place surrounded by waterfalls and told him if can climb out he'll have mastered the water nature of chakra.

Under the pressure of drowning and dying Okami had to use all of his potential meaning he used his Kekkei Genkai to survive and tried any means known to him.

[Boss, you've forgotten about your birthday again.]

„Ai, has it already been five years? I think this is the year that Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru will be born. Hahaha I'll be the Senpai of the legendary Sannin."

[Boss you'll be an awesome senpai.]

"Ai, this should've been the year that Madara challenges Hashirama and kills him."

[Yes Boss]

"This year is actually quite interesting."

Okami said while thinking about all the things that are going on. Team nidaime will be established while the many daimos will start a new round of wars.

"I honestly hated that bunch and their way of doing politics was plain stupid combined with pure madness."

[Boss originally the first Shinobi World War should have started next year but because of your intervention. Madara didn't leave and Hashirama is still alive and the first Shinobi World War is going to be postponed for about 2 to 3 years.]

"So what exactly should I do? Ai, it feels like I am not moving fast enough while this world is about to go through major changes, I am still playing around in this village."

[Boss, you are the Boss, so it is up to you to make decisions. By the way I wanted to tell you, now that we've access to Chakra you can finally use the "Mutation-Skill".]

"Oh and what exactly can I do?"

[Just chose any organism or material you like to use, focus on it and then focus on the mutation you want to achieve unless you want to leave the mutation up to fate. The more clearly you can visualize the mutation the less energy it will consume.]

"So the more detailed knowledge I have the easier it is to make adjustments?"

[Yes exactly Boss. If you had enough knowledge, Chakra and the creativity you could even create a "Magneto", "Wolverine" or some other overpowered Mutant being.]

"Wow that is some overpowered System. Ai you are the best."

[Hihihi Boss is praising Ai.]

"Mhh... let's start with something small how about..." right at that moment an ant was passing where Okami was sitting.

"...this ant."

Then Okami begann trying to channel a little bit of his Chakra into the ant not visualizing anything just curious about what will happen if the chakra moves according to it's own flow. Slowly the ants carapace begann to change breaking apart and regrowing from the original black to a color resembling Okami's own bones, the more chakra he infused the more the little ant changed from outside to inside, changing color, growing wings and slowly black lines started forming all around the white carapace. By the end it looked like an exquisite piece of art made from white Marmor.

"Ai scan this little ant and tell me what you think of it?"

[Yes Boss.]

[Scan completed.]

[Boss wow you did something insane again... well actually your luck is awesome... but that is also part of your skills.]

[This Little insect has developed a sense of self unlike most insects this one should be able to form either a contract or an symbiosis with you just like the Aburame Clans insects.]

"So it has become smart? What else can it do?"

[It's strongest ability besides being able to fly and spy is its way of attacking. It has some of your Chakras abilities to control cells, it can use micro organisms that can be used either with an poison like function or for healing.]

"So in fact it is useless because everything it can do I can do better."

[Well Boss if he's alone then yes but think about it if you had millions of them with you you would be like an mobile base. Smart little insects doing anything you want in an Radius of at least 2-3 Kilometers.]

"Sounds amazing if you formulate it like that... but having them live in me sounds meh..."

Okami had goosebumps.

[Boss just tell the little guy to bring you it's "Queen" while it is alive and leave them to me actually I am perfectly suited to manage one or two insect colonies and it could also allow me to help you better.]

"Mhh Ai you're right if I could I would help you to get a body you can manipulate and use but for now you'll have to be content with being an ant queen."

[Thank you Boss.]

"So little Antsy do you understand that it is me who helped you get smarter?"

The ant just looked at Okami.

"Mhh if you can understand me how about you bring your queen so I can help her too."

And the ant turned around flying away as fast as it could.

[Boss do you think it'll come back?]

"I don't know what the little ant is going to do."

Two days of fun experimentation later the ant returned with another much bigger ant. But his timing was all over the place he came back exactly when Okami was sitting on the toilet and just wouldn't go away.

"Be a good ant and please turn around don't make me feel shy."

But it just kept watching.

"Hey don't you dare judge me it'll grow up... it's only so small because it is cold and I am not an adult yet."

"..."

[Boss I don't think he's judging you he's just waiting for you to mutate it's Queen. Also don't try to reason with an ant about your manhood.]

"I suppose you're right but man his timing is soooo bad."

[At least he did what you told him to do.]

After mutating the queen became as big as an walnut also changing color.

"So what am I gonna do with it now"

[Well you wont like this part feed it some of you blood and flesh then let it burrow into your body...]

"..."

Okami gave no comments and just did what he has to do and after some minutes the Queen burrowed into his chest and honestly it hurt like hell but well this is the Ninja world just accept the pain.

After this torture Okami had to meet up with Jin and put the final step of their plan into motion.

"Jin tell me what is the greatest danger around here?"

"It's an attack from another village..."

"Well the best way is if we can employ some Missing-Nin to attack the village and then at the right moment we jump out and save the day... also us helping the poor and needy for the past few months has really improved our standing. Okami-kun I am really afraid of becoming your enemy..." Jin was in awe how amazing was this little boys mind coming up with one crazy idea after the other. Ninjas knew about plotting but in an smaller stage like plotting against enemy Ninja... The scheming against a whole village was elder level or Hokage level job and not what most came into contact with. Okami's advantages in this world were quite a few one him being from an age where information had become widespread, second he had Ai with him and third he was from the Kaguya Clan and finally his Sensei was Madara so he knew a bit about many things.