Tequila Joseph

"So what's the plan?" Bizarre looked ahead and asked Weazel. Weazel didn't speak for the next minute and seemed to contemplate as he occasionally took drags from his cigarette. Finally, he opened his mouth.

"I need to take a break, I can't keep teleporting constantly… Judging from the smell, this ship is an oil tanker… I wonder what the people on the ship would do when they see unwanted stowaways…"

"Makes sense, should we hide somewhere? I really don't want to go back into that room, it smells like shit!" Bizarre looked back at the room and saw the woman walk out unsteadily. His eyes were glued on her bare chest as he slowly unzipped his pants.

"Yare yare daze…" Weazel sighed as he offered the lady his jacket. It wasn't that he cared, but he wanted his partner to stay on guard as he rested. Bizarre glared at Weazel and swore at him.

"Damn! Why do you care if I got your sloppy seconds? Hehe, you probably didn't have time to finish when we escaped, hehe, you got blue balled!" Bizarre's expression looked extremely punchable.

Weazel was provoked and almost let his temper flare up, fortunately, he had the foresight to keep calm and be alert for anything around him. Suddenly widening his eyes and focusing on his senses, he ordered, "Bizarre, get ready, load your bullets but keep your gun low, and you , woman, fix your jacket, we have visitors." Bizarre instantly threw his cigar and pulled out his revolver in less than a second. Weazel quickly put a hand on his partner's shoulder and was prepared to teleport away at any given moment. His revolver was left behind when they teleproted in a hurry earlier. The woman, Yuki, saw the weapon in Bizarre's hand and lightly squealed as she hid behind Weazel. One by one, three people came down the stairs as they pointed assault rifles at the intruders. Bizarre smiled and aimed at the first sailor that came down the stairs. Weazel saw his partner aim the gun and sighed inwardly and mumbled under his breath. "Crazy fucker."

���WHO ARE YOU!?"

"Now now gentleman, what about putting the guns away and having a conversation instead?" Weazel pacified as he signaled Bizarre by tapping on his shoulder.

"STAY WHERE YOU ARE. WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"

"You see, my friends… This woman right here, is one of my acquaintances, we were running away from some thugs that were trying to… Defile her… With her clothes ripped off, we couldn't help but hide inside this ship." Weazel pushed Yuki, who had her fair legs exposed, in front of him. Yuki was dazed as she saw the guns pointed at her, but she quickly understood the situation and tried to look as meek as possible, unfortunately, the sailors interpreted her actions differently. They assumed she was trying to seduce them and the three men soon became hungry dogs that were looking at fresh meat. Tents grew in their pants as they quickly lowered their guns and waited for Bizarre to do the same.

"Hehe, I wanted her, but if we can get out of this situation then it might be worth giving her to them." Bizarre thought about it and decided to put his gun down. But before he could do anything, one of the sailors pointed his rifle at Bizarre and spat at the ground.

"That's not going to work on me! I'M GAY!"

Bizarre's eyes quickly grew cold and he asked hoarsely, "Are you trying to flex your sexuality!? Are you trying to flex your gun!? WEAZEL! GET THE FLEXERS!" Bizarre became furious as Weazel's eyes turned bloodshot.

"What! Stop! AHH!" Yuki looked terrified as she rushed back into the maintenance room.

*Swish.

With a hand on Bizarre's shoulder, Weazel teleported the both of them behind the sailors.

*BANG *BANG *BANG

Three consecutive shots were fired.

Two sailors were shot in their hands, and the other fellow took a shot that went straight through his posterior and reached his sacred rod.

"Let's get out of here, I need some air." Weazel was disappointed that the negotiation didn't go well, he heard the footsteps, from above, of the crew marching towards them.

"ARE YOU FINE? WHO SHOT YOU GUYS? DAMN GIBBI IS IN A BAD SITUATION. IS THAT YOUR DICK ON THE GROUND!?" The crew members started searching the area after asking the two crew members who got shot in the hand. The only person they found was Yuki, she was sitting inside the maintenance room lamenting her luck.

"OH! WHAT A FEAST!" One of the crew members was approaching her as Weazel popped out.

"Excuse me, I forgot my jacket… Please, continue your business. Farewell." He disappeared again leaving Yuki butt naked. The sailor instinctively wanted to call for his crew members, but his eyes were glued to Yuki and he seemed to lose all reason.

"AHHHHHHH." A few moments later a shrill scream that belonged to a woman resounded on the ship as the crew quickly ran to the location.

Yuki looked fine, but the sailor from earlier was face down on the floor, unconscious!

The sailor lost control of himself and ran towards Yuki, unfortunately for him, he didn't see the puke on the floor… He slipped!

Reappearing, Weazel grabbed the nude woman and mumbled to himself.

"Huh, fuckin Bizarre wants this woman, I'll dip" He looked slightly agitated as he and Yuki vanished in front of the crew members.

…

Jotaro and the gang finally reached the docks. After wandering around and asking, a couple mentioned that there were gunshots heard from one of the ships, which is why it didn't depart yet. Knowing about their stands and abilities, Jotaro decided to surround the ship with Kakyoin's Hierophant Green. He decided to enter the ship alone and bait them into his trap

....

The trio didn't escape the ship as Weazel barely recovered his energy.

Weazel relaxed on a toilet seat as he peacefully smoked his cigarette; Bizarre was in the next stall with Yuki.

"Bizarre… What are you doing in there?" Weazel hesitantly asked his partner.

"Brushing… uh, what's your name again?"

"Yuki…"

"Yeah I'm brushing her teeth! That puke stench is gone now… Nice, get to business Yuri."

"It's Yuki... and can you explain what the hell happened today? A-are you bad guys? Is that why you have g-guns?" Bizarre heard her question and his face turned solemn. He looked extremely serious, which was a surprise for Yuki.

"No, we are not the bad guys. We shoot flexers, they are the real menace. Our mission is to cleanse the cosmos of flexers. We travel from one world to another and teach flexers a lesson!"

Yuki had a blank look of confusion on her face as she quietly listened.

Weazel grunted in approval from the other toilet stall and was about to emphasize, unfortunately, he was interrupted when the toilet door opened.

Someone entered with heavy footsteps, a second later, the sound of water flushing into the sink could be heard. With his senses sharpened, Weazel heard a slight knock on his door. He didn't see any shoes or shadow in front of the door, the person who was washing his hands was still far, Weazel relaxed as he figured out that he was over stressing himself.

Just to be sure, he tried to peek down the door, but as he bent down, he was met with a face that he dreaded, Jotaro's face.

"ORAAAAAA", Weazel barely dodged Star Platinum's attack as he teleported to Bizarres stall.

"STAAHHH FINGAAAHH", Bizarre instinctively pushed the door open, shot Star Platinum's two fingers with his huge red bullet, and rolled out with Yuki and Weazel.

"Uhuh, HURRY UP WEAZEL, IT'S THAT BULKY GUY!" Bizarre screamed at Weazel.

"ONE VISION!" Weazel teleported the three out of the ship. Unbeknownst to them, they fell for the trap. Kakyoin's Hierophant Green had already covered Weazel's One Vision radius. Jotaro already analyzed the teleportation power and had explained the details of it to his companions.

The three were stuck, and so were their respective stands.

"Damn."