DTB/ Interlude

Weazel and Bizarre were dazed. The car somehow landed on all fours but the impact wasn't light enough for the two to recover quickly.

"Big Sis Magne, check that out!" One of the hooligans spoke to a large fellow with red hair.

"Okay~"

"What was that Weazel, you kinda trash at drifting ngl… At least finish a whole 360 HAHAHA." Bizarre was holding his back as he tried to fix his posture.

"Sigh, I lost control because I got emotional midway… Didn't you see the notification, Bizarre?" Weazel was holding his tears as he looked at his partner.

"It can't be… Boogie and Ella… They broke up!" Bizarre increased the volume as DTB was playing in the background. The two anti-flexers looked at each other as tears dropped under their eyes.

Suddenly they solemnly started singing together.

"I believed in you… Should've told me you had a seed in you. This whole time you was frontin and I ain't see it in you, now im thinkin what was you doin when I aint sleep with you. Now your tooth brush is my new Jordan cleanup, I know who the Ten is, you not Serena. You was supposed to be my dream girl two seater for me and you in a beamer… But now you showed me not to LOVE BITCHES, NOW YOU SHOWED ME NOT TO TRUST BITCHES, FUCK BITCHES JUST HIT IT NEVER RUN WITH IT-" (1) the two were cut off when the speakers suddenly started making weird sounds.

Not even a second later, the car moved by itself. It was as if it was a magnet ready to fiercely bump into another.

"Magnetism?" Weazel quickly analyzed what had just happened and his eyes turned bloodshot in anger.

Weazel looked at the passenger seat and wanted to tell Bizarre the information he had collected, but he was one step too late.

Bizarre's face was red in anger and he had already rushed outside the car to the huge figure that seemed to be responsible for the interruption of the song.

"Damn brute! I'll fucking kill you!" Bizarre grabbed the broken fender of the car and rushed the brute.

"Oh my~" The brute smiled sinisterly at Bizarre.

Bizarre swiftly reached Magne and swung the piece of metal fiercely.

Magne didn't even flinch and simply reached out his hand to block.

Right before the moment of impact, Bizarre sharpened the chunk of metal and let out a grunt.

*shhhhkkk

Magne was caught lackin and the metal pierced through his arm and reached his bone.

"Argh!" Surprisingly, Magne only let out a low grunt and tanked the hit. But this was a perfect opportunity for Bizarre, he kicked harshly towards his opponent's groin area and smiled victoriously.

*plop

"..."

???

"!! Hold up! Where tf are your balls?!" Bizarre was completely lost and his anger had faded in the face of pure shock.

"I'm transgend-" Magne wanted to quickly retreat to his hooligan turtle looking friend and answered in an attempt to buy time.

Unfortunately, an extremely outraged and fuming Weazel had already made his move.

"BIZARRE!!" Weazel was already preparing an attack by concentrating several rocks into a spear form, but when such an unpleasant word crossed his ears, he couldn't delay it anymore. Luckily, the two partners built an absolute chemistry which always helped them throughout their missions; the no balls guy was surrounded by 100 spears, ready to shape holes in him, and occupy two special ones.

"BABY DADDY NO PLEA-" The guy(?) I guess, with the red hair pleaded as he was penetrated by the earth spears. Three spears when through his holes and one pierced his heart. The rest of the spears were aimed at the ninja turtle in the background.

"MAGNE! I have to retreat, now!" the turtle looking guy started running as he nimbly and skillfully dodged the spears.

"Follow him…" Bizarre and Weazel nodded in agreement. The ninja turtle never stayed in a straight line and jumped from one tree to another.

A half hour or so passed and they kept on chasing the turtle, Bizarre tried to land a hit or two, but it was difficult for him to hit such an agile target without his gun.

"W-whats the plan now, Weazel?" Bizarre was getting a bit tired as he overused his quirk. He had tried sharpening many branches of trees to hit Mr. Ninja Turtle with no avail.

"I can't deduce much, but if I have to assess the situation, I guess we are in the middle of what they call an 'anime moment' or fight or smthn, the main character will go all nuts and crazy and do something unpredictable that he would be able to flex for 5 years straight without missin a single song from Lil Baby's new album."

Weazel rubbed his chin and continued,

"So those guys are probably the bad guys, and right now we are heading to where the main assault is taking place. And by the look of it, our target is isolated alone so that he could be presented as the godly hero of the world. For now, we will follow this ninja turtle and cooperate with the good guys. As for you Bizarre, take a rest. I know we both got into our feelings because of the latest news…"

"Mhm." Bizarre nodded thoughtfully.

"But now is not the time to wimp. We will need your ability at a certain point, that's for sure, so shooting aimlessly right now will be a waste." Weazel pointed out as a matter of fact.

"Okay okay. Stfu tho. Don't care didn't ask… but good shit Sherlock ngl."

"K"

"K"

…

A green haired jit was pushing his limits and fighting a muscular fellow with muscles outside of his body. The battle seemed to be at a breaking point and a lil kid with a red hat on was cheering the green haired jit on.

"10000000000% One For All!"

...

Meanwhile, the main assault by the bad guys had already begun, flames and poisonous gas filled the forest and the students training at the forest were in grave danger.

…

A buff fellow dressed as a girl and a cat at the same time arrived at the remains of Magne and solemnly examined the area.

"This is… a Villain! Who defeated him? Was it a hero? To go as far as killing him in such a brutal manner and leaving his body… This is bad news!"

"I need to warn everyone!"

(1): DTB Interlude - A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie