A Clairvoyant Bird

I glared at the face of the boy with distinctive white hair and a healthy sunburned tan in the mirror. Wait, that's me in the mirror. I sighed for the umpteenth time . The king of Jerusalem had a very punchable face I admit. He had a rather easily bulliable face. Had he not been born in the royal line of the Hebrews he would not have reached even his teen years. Honestly I was also bullied in the orphanage until I used my clairvoyance to win the highest lottery poll in britain. That's 750 million pounds right there. After cutting taxes I had around 690 million in cash. A huge portion of which I donated to the orphanage making it the richest in Britain. I donated around 100 million pounds to a single orphanage, uplifting my image as a kind and benevolent child in the eyes of the world. That is without counting all the small donations around the world that I make periodically.

Then I started investing in stocks, bonds and shares and the rest is history.

I periodically make donations in various orphanages and trust funds under the royal palace.

It helps to create an amicable public image.

And now my bullies feed on the money I donated. Whenever I visit they dress up in beautiful clothes and salute me for if not the orphanage matronage will punish them. So they keep kissing ass.

Not that I mind. My ass was quite kissable if I must add. Unlike Solomon who had a buff body, I have a lithe figure almost like Romani. Albeit I was too light of a tan. A bit like the healthy latin americans.

Not that I mind. Build of a swimmer tends to be more attractive than a bulky one.

Now that I have taken care of this wide lion hair mane of mine that displayed the full glory of the first dynasty of jerusalem. I prepared to draw the card .

Indeed like those trashy system users in the multiverse that tends to hide the soul, brain mind in their scrotum I too had A SYSTEM

Wait wouldn't that mean I am a trashy one as well…..

Okay that's not important. What is important is that I increase my already increasing wealth to an epic proportion and live up to jewish capitalistic spirit. ( Even though I am christian).

I have shares in important companies all across the world which I bought through my lawyer. Important companies around don't treat me much seriously other than being a kid who is skilled in trade, commerce and finance.

Even if you are one of the directors it makes it difficult to take a kid with such a cute and adorable face seriously. Even if someday I were to show the world stunning might of king solomon to the world I am sure the entire world will look at my face and think…..

What a bullable face!

There is a reason why I keep increasing my already increasing wealth even further.

My system demands money as a price to draw a lottery.

Indeed it is like those trashy gacha game where one burns their tears, money and sanity to get every scrap of power possible.

However, on my birthday I will get a skill for free. Like that Clairvoyance: EX on my fourth birthday and Philosopher's Stone: EX on my ninth birthday.

The first public charity I did was make a great donation to the queen's treasury. This is actually an important part of my plan. As I keep giving money to various trust funds and orphanages around the britain while still being a seven years old kid I established my public persona as cute, somewhat eccentric, skilled in finance and bookkeeping overall a very lovable kid. In fact I had been invited to Buckingham palace for various events. Apparently the palace has taken an interest in me and wants to keep the richest kid around the world with a say in multiple companies in and outside Britain on their side. Thankfully They haven't laid out marriage proposals to me yet.

You don't get to refuse that sort of thing without making an enemy out of multiple interest groups

Solomon's power or not I was not ready for that sort of thing. Not like it stopped them from introducing them to their pre pubescent girls and teenage daughters to me hoping to bring me in the fold. It was actually cute seeing girls younger than me trying to bring me into their family thanks to their parents' suggestions, all of which I declined politely suggestion magecraft and Legilimency.

Oh yes I was in the wet dream of all magical otaku.

I was sure I was in harry potter world. There seemed to be a few who guards the queen, the queens personal security force comprises both of wizards and armed soldiers.

Unfortunately they are not trained in occlumency. A fatal error in their judgment. As I now know many secrets like how some of them are used for assassination of the queen's enemy when convenient firearms fail. They are the only ones barring some unspeakables and top aurors that are permitted to use unforgivable. They don't even answer to the ministry of magic or international confederation of wizards. Basically the magical equivalent of the royal guard.

Oh yes I recived the skill Legilimency on my sixth birthday. The natural born legilimency version

Legilimecy: EX

Unfortunately I received the skill Occlumency at only A+++ rank in gacha.

Occlumency: A+++

Well not bad but not excellent either. According to system information even Voldyshort only had it at B+ rank. Only salazar slytherin had it in EX rank. Well years of grind will probably solve it.

Now let's draw, now each draw costs 100 pounds or around 20 galleons whichever is available to me. I can't spend more than a hundred pounds on each draw and hope to get a better reward. It's gacha. All depended on luck and this gacha is the only blind point in my sight as otherwise I am pretty much budget omniscient.

I got...

Divination: EX

Sigh…

What a useless draw . With Clairvoyance: EX it's practically a useless power

Honestly, what was information gathering magic good for someone who could receive unobstructed visions of past, present and future upon demand.

I didn't need to give a damn about divination when I actually had power to peek into the department of mysteries itself and not be detected.

The system allowed me to spent 1000 pounds per day on the gacha. Meaning I can draw only ten times.

No more than that.

So that I can't abuse the hell out of the system with my immense wealth.

The other rewards were useless and repetitive as well. Although they seem to work like a stack multiplier.

Here's what my current skills in comparison to harry potter world

Transfiguration: EX

Charms: EX

Astronomy: EX

Potions: EX

Herbology: A++

Care for Magical Creatures: EX

Arithmancy: EX

Ancient Rune: EX

History of Magic: A+++

Animagus:EX

Legilimency: EX

Occlumency: A++

Alchemy: EX

Defense against Dark arts: EX

DarK Arts: B++

Wandless magic: EX

Healing: EX

Rituals: A+++

Apparition: EX

Wand Lore: A++

Metamorphmagus : A++

Honestly I spent around a million pounds constantly drawing skills, spells and other such miscellaneous things every day.

I had around 20 invisibility cloak, around 80 firebolts, around a thousand other brooms and miscellaneous things like goblin silver, felix felicis, wiggle wald potion, potion materials and sort . And such that I didn't bother to refund.

Even gilgamesh will probably sneer with disdain at my pay to win style of grinding.

Honestly My system practically demanded that I embrace the spirit of capitalism that jewish people lay foundation to and I ain't stopping.

Like Solomon I am the king of sloth and procrastination.

On the contrary my type moon sills:

Golden Rule: EX

Philosopher Stone: EX

Riding: EX

Magic Resistance: B-

High Speed Incantation: EX

Clairvoyance: EX

Primordial Rune: A++

Charisma: B+

Magecraft: EX

Kabbalah: EX

Atlasian Alchemy: C++

Elemental: EX

Territory Creation: EX

Item Construction: EX

That pretty much summarizes the current me.

Then I realized something: I was one scary motherfucker, wasn't I?

That simply through the spirit of capitalism and procrastination became one of the scary things in the entire world.

I get the feeling my body and character archetype doesn't want me work hard either yosh senpai I will use the premonition that you send me and procrastinate to its finest.

Now only if I had enough magical energy I would just call myself the next solomon.

I decided to take a stroll through Urquhart castle .

Since my last name was Urquhart I simply filed a petition to the government to return the Urquhart castle in the Scottish highland.

The government didn't even bother clarifying if I was a descendent of the Urquhart family or not.

The day my lawyer appealed I received the royal attorney at my home with the deeds and other papers.

Thing is Urquhart castle is in ruins. It couldn't even be called a castle anymore. Just some stone pillars. It wasn't even a popular tourist spot despite there being kelpies in the loch ness. The Ministry of magic did its best to ensure it was considered a rumor. Actively using obliviate spells to suppress all rumors. The place has a muggle repelling charm making it so it couldn't become a popular tourist spot. Basically it was a useless government property.

I made 800 times worth the price of the land as the donation in government funds and trust funds. Royal family's treasury and trust fund received even more.

In their eyes I was just a tiny ten year old kid who heard that urquhart were nobility with how uncommon the name had been and with their not being any claim to the name, title and castle

Begin to consider himself to be a descendent.

In their eyes I was a introverted, shy and good natured kid who sympathizes with the plight of orphans and considering I gave around a hundred million pound to the orphanage that reared me even though I was bullied in their eyes I was just idiot and idealistic kid with a heart of gold and near to no ambition beside wealth as I politely turned down all courtship attempts by those rich and noble muggle girls. I showed no interest in politics as I kept my mouth tight lipped lest I blurt out all their dirty secrets and secret espionage attempts around the globe. I have eliminated the possibility of being an upstart as the majority of my donations were given to orphanage, cancer patient and charity organizations.

Besides, the area around Scottish highlands was not a lucrative area. The land didn't generate any revenue and wasn't prosperous either. Just flat plains and rocks. Honestly those fools were doubting my intelligence and wondering whether my lauded financial ability of business forecast, pattern recognition and capability to work with big data was a hoax or not. Legilimency proves that after my plea for land many started considering my money making skills just dumb luck and coincidence.

Thing is the land had very potent yet unclaimed leyline. Do you know how rare that is. As nearly all the sacred twenty eights have ownership of most of the leylines in britain.

Basically the government loses nothing by handing me the property which is just a flat rocky plain with rock pillars- remnants of a castle.

Let the kid have his own little ant firm. Throw in the baron title that now requires me to legally pay taxes for the property. A reward for contributing to economic prosperity they said.

Is acquiring nobility these easy in modern time it sure wasn't this easy back in previous life

Throw in a rich noble wife of higher nobility when he becomes an adult to tie him to the nobles even further. Case closed.

Oh yes, now I am a Baron. A real life English nobility which obliges me to remain loyal to the crown and pay fealty to the nation. Not that I mind.

I actually don't have any grand ambition like immortality or becoming king or god. In fact with my powers it is just a matter of time before it is forced upon me. The system won't give me the option of remaining mortal. It won't go through all the trouble of cultivating me just so i can die of old age and throw all its efforts to water. As for whether I can become god or not I didn't particularly care. I just wanted to become powerful and wealthy so that I could spend my life leisurely indulging in snacks and games while at the same time marrying a sweet girl whom I would bang daily and spoil for eternity.

No harem.

Sorry for the degenerates who were waiting for a huge harem, while Solomon might have had world's largest harem Romani was a herbivore virgin who simped after a disguised merlin.

And I like Romani better than I like Solomon.

Not that I will simp for merlin unless it is the female version of him. But entirety of the wizarding britain simps for him so I will simply find my own Makeda.

Immortality is actually quite possible as I simply needed a leyline to create a philosopher's stone.

Philosopher stone whether it is the nasuverse version or harry potter version is more or less the same. Except the nasuverse version can be mass produced so long your workshop was on top of a leyline and you have enough alchemical knowledge and skill with which to properly programme the alchemical commands to it. It prevents the decay of physical body due to the affect time and entropy

A nasuverse fan could always ask them what would you do about the soul rot. If it wasn't for the fact soul tends to rot with age then atlasian alchemists who still has access to the notes of Paracelsus von Hohenheim would probably live forever.

To those, allow me to ask you what causes the rot of the soul?

Is it time?

No, not at all.

At least not directly. Time does play a part. But it isn't directly responsible.

It's the world which rots the soul. Indeed in the nasuverse it's gaia which causes the erosion of the soul. More like The world of nasuverse aims to grant everything bred on its surface the status that they should have as an effect of its age both on physical and spiritual level . As a result soul rot occurs.Erosion occurs. A thousand year old being as a result of entropy should be dilapidated, brittle and fragile. Gaia which can affect the spiritual realm as well thus uses entropy to corrode the soul to show its true age even if a nasuverse philosopher stone can stop the corrosion of the body. Resulting in eventual dementia and senility.

This world however doesn't have such and active erosion affect on soul unless it is heavily mutilated or receives a strong damge dark magical creature such as dementor

Avalon however was a land where such laws such as time and entropy could not operate and that is why nobody ages and dies on avalon.

The noble phantasm avalon during its deactivated state grants its owner a form of superposition where they are simultaneously on the land of avalon and on physical plain thus rendering the effect of time and entropy on the owner's being obsolete.

During activated state it completely isolates its owner in the realm of fairies so unless on has the ability the that tear the very fabric of reality, space and time and reach towards that land they have no hope of harming a wielder of avalon,

Its healing powers are simply the enchantments of the fae and the ability to harness the extra dimensional energy that comes from the inner sea of the planet that lies just beneath avalon to continuously recreate and repair flesh on a conceptual level. In fact due my understanding of magic from the knowledge of magic provided by the system a can understand that this extra dimensional energy from the inner sea of the planet is actually the breath of life the prima matter that comprises the body of divine constructs like avalon and excalibur. Meaning if one were to harbor avalon in their body for a long time like a few hundred years their body and soul will be oversaturated by it and eventually become a sensory device for planet,

In other words they will become fairies.

And such conditions will become irreversible even if they were to remove avalon after the transmogrification process has begun.

As for the Harry Potter version of philosopher stone, it's far simpler: it provides nourishment to the soul, doing little to the body. As a result, a strong soul results in having strong magical capabilities but not lessening the toll entropy and time demands from the body forever.

Resulting in having a weak form of immortality. As shown by Nicholas Flamel in Fantastic beasts and Where to Find Them. His magical skill only kept getting stronger with constant nourishment to the soul. While this sustained his body as the stone had added no significant changes to the body it didn't stop the erosion of time on the body. It simply sustained the body through the prevention of erosion by providing nourishment to the soul.

The stone of our world prevents the erosion of the soul. While the stone from the nasuverse prevents the erosion of the body. So one just needs to combine both formulas to create a perfect philosopher stone that achieves both feats.

And I did just that.

Honestly I need not go through all the trouble as I had already achieved a far more perfect form of immortality.

The most gary stu-ish way of becoming immortal.

Yes folk you guessed me right…

I became a phoenix animagus through a special ritual transfiguration formula that was conveniently provided by the system in gacha. Bastard system didn't provide the potion materials immediately. After spending a hundred thousand pounds in the course of the next five years did I got the potion and ritual materials. Honestly, Mandrake leaf and moth crysalis were the hardest to procure. And I had to find an appropriate timing. A hurricane during a full moon night in contrast to the original formula where one needed to consume the potion during a thunderstorm. I actually had to travel to Ireland with a camping supply to finish the last part of the ritual

It also requires you to have a genetic sample or body parts of the animal that you want to choose as your animagus form. In my case a phoenix feather wand that I received from the system and immediately broke to gain the phoenix feather. I could easily go to diagon alley in my metamorphmagus form, buy a phoenix feather wand from Ollivander and easily procure the feather.

I didn't

Because…..

There's no way I could bring shame to my archetype solomon by being motivated to work hard on my own. So I procrastinate.

Besides, I have no need to rush.

So now I have healing tears, super strength. I could heal injuries done to body and soul through singing. I could also use my singing to dispel curses and residual magical energy lingering in injuries caused through dark magic and heal them. Similarly I could use my singing to relieve pain be it mental or physical and arouse one's confidence and spirit. If I were to sing a passionate battle song I could increase the power of my and my allies' spells several hundred times depending on the input of magical energy.

And If under some circumstances the killing curse does hit me. My corpse whether in human form or pheonix form will turn to ashes and I will be reborn as a 9 year old midget. The time I performed the animagus ritual . And over the next lunar cycle I will turn back to my chronological age. Good thing is I don't need to go through the trouble of having a burning day. Man that is like having a magical equivalent of menstruation except far worse you have been literally burned to death and then to rise from the ashes of your corpse. Unless I spend a prolonged amount of time in my phoenix form I am pretty much safe and need not experience a burning day.

On the contrary I now am weak during solar eclipses which weakens my strength and magic greatly. I am still immortal but am not as badass as my character archetype demands I become..

And I could no longer eat meat. I have become a strict vegetarian. I could drink milk and cheese. But not meat. They tested foul and disgusting in my tongue. Almost like eating washing soda.

Animagus: EX- It lives up to its reputation.

That's a low blow. Did you know how fond of steak and ham I was in my previous life. I guess you gain something and you lose something.

Honestly I don't know what the Bastard author is planning. Oh I know as a matter of fact that all system wielders in the multiverse are just beings who gained powers through the means of casualty shaped by the so-called sadistic authors. Those who hold the real destiny of us system owners in their hands. Fourth wall...Meh never cared for it anyway. Meh if I could completely shatter the fourth wall then I will punch that guy for giving me a gacha system that has such a low chance for a higher drop. He better give me a hot waifu to bang so that I start not becoming motivated in reaching his universe and break his nose with my phoenix animagus granted punch

But alas, time has come for me to venture into the wider magical world.

A I walked through the newly built Urquhart castle with my Hogwarts letter. Honestly I dodged a bullet there as at first I believed it to be a nasuverse first or a crossover world when the gacha reward started handing out magic circuits like halloween candy once in a while during a holiday special gacha event. Only when I peeked into the mind of those wizards did I realize that I was just an outlier and exception in this world. There was no clock tower, no magus, no atlas, no wondering sea, no dead apostle. Harry potter world has its own horrors however unlike the nasuverse which seemed to take an adventurous route to the shonen horror genre. I will happily face an army of dementors rather than even the weakest of the dead apostles in my current state.

I even went so far as going to the British Museum and Big ben and searching the place thoroughly.

No unscrupulous magus dissecting children. Although I repeatedly confirmed with my clairvoyance. Even the local king solomon was an exceptionally powerful wizard and seer. Whose blood was inherited by majority of the middle eastern people. Yep even in this world that guy had a huge harem.

Now I wait for my aunt to arrive.

Unlike others I know as a matter of fact that I am a descendent of the Urquhart family. A pureblood family from Scottish plain whose members have hold positions in wizengamot

And were high ranking officials in the department of magical law enforcement.

Urquhart castle was indeed their stronghold. When they still held nobility among muggles in the 14 th century to defend against the likes of Emeric the Evil and Godelot. Many served the kings as warriors and knights.

Last of its prominent members was Elphinstone Urquhart. My granduncle and the deceased husband of none other than our beloved cat professor Minerva Mcgonagall.

My grand aunt was coming here. I needed to give her a cordial reception and better wash the entire castle with magic before she came. Prepare some milk, biscuit and other treats.

Would she like cat treats and catnip?

I briefly closed my eyes and activated my clairvoyance searching for the answer by demanding it to the heavens.

Lazy, preposterous.

All the seers from ancient to modern time will probably puke blood at such a casual display of power to find out what are the favorite snacks of your aunt and soon to be teacher. Even solomon will whack me with his royal scepter for using power for such a casual use of such profound mystery

Meh who cares about those hobos…..

Answers came in a single instance.

She likes milk tea. Especially darjeeling autumn flush corp with extra sugar.

She likes cadbury brand biscuits.

Apparently her husband Lord Urquhart himself introduced her to these delicacies and after a long day of work she sits in the evening and is reminded of their time together when savoring these delicacies.

Her husband on the contrary used to liked the eclair cakes she used to make for him.

Honestly for a serious workaholic woman like her to have such a sweet and childish but romantic side.

Well I better prepare Emiya approved snacks for her.

Although I better not reach the level of Juichichiro Soma. I mean it's not that I don't want to but It's my teacher and grand aunt we're speaking of, an old lady in her fifties…..

Meh I will probably only prepare that sort of food whenever I try to seduce the woman who catches my fancy.

Sorry aunt I guess you will only have to settle for Emiya

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