As I sit down at the end of the table, where I believe the first years will be sitting I just watch the rest of the sorting. Now because of me being here I expected some change but everyone else was put into the same houses as canon, even Harry though his sorting took less time than canon Harry's did.
Too my left sat a girl named Tracy Davis and to my right sat Theodore Nott. Across from me were Daphne Greengrass and Blaise Zabani. Malfoy and his two trolls were seated as far from me as they could at the end of the table. After Blaise sat down I summoned a muffin to my hand and began to bit into it
"Where did you get that muffin? The feast hasn't started yet." Said Daphne in a slightly cold tone.
I shrug "Muffin button"
She rolls her eyes and Tracy beside me says "There is no such thing as a muffin button!"
I merely smirk "Well maybe Hogwarts likes me and gave me a muffin. Oh look a distraction!" I said pointing my muffin free hand to Dumbledore who just stood up.
"Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts!" Said Albus Dumbledore. If I wasn't positive I would get expelled for doing so I would punch him in the face for leaving Harry at the Dursleys. "Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you. Let the feast begin" With a flourish of his hands the tables were filled with foods.
"Can I please get a cold glass of chocolate milk" I say out loud getting some confused looks before a tall glass appeared in front of me "Thank you" I say before taking a sip of my tasty beverage.
"Sooo you're a Black?" Asked Tracy
"Yep~" I said popping the P as I load up a plate with some ham, mashed potatoes with gravy, and a chicken drumstick.
"Who are your parents?"
"Well" I rub my chin a little as I think of telling them before shrugging and deciding to hell with it "Sirius Black and Lily Potter. I'm actually Harry Potters twin, before you ask how that is possible the answer is potions"
This seemed to stun them all so while they were silent I brought Morph out from my sleeve "Eat whatever you want Morph just don't steal"
"What is that?" Daphne said as she saw the pink blob that is Morph
"This is Morph, he is a morph"
"I have never heard of Morphs before."
"He is one of a kind~" I say with a smile.
"Wait back up, you said you are the Boy-Who-Lived twin?" Said Nott
"Yep, Mom was a wiz with potions so she made one that allowed her to have twins from both my dad and James Potter."
I hear a scoff and turn towards one of the older students who made the sound "As if a mudblood could be good at anything." Well that is one more person that needs to be taught a lesson. I can't wait to put these bigots in their place.
We all decided to focus on eating for now since the train ride was quite long and snacks don't fill you up very much. Soon Dumbles stood back up "Ahem. Just a few more words now that we are all fed and watered. I have a few start-of-term notices to give you. First years should note that the forbidden forest is forbidden" That seems rather obvious right? "I have also been asked by Mr. Filch, our caretaker, to remind you all that no magic should be used between classes in the corridors. Quidditch trials will be held in the second week of the term. Anyone interested in playing for their house teams should contact Madam Hooch. Finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful death."
Oh the school song. Another thing I need to block immediately from my mind oh look it's gone! "Ah music a magic beyond all we do here! And now, bedtime. Off you trot!" Yep I am 100% Sure this old man is off his bloody rocker! I gotta find out what he is smoking and get me some of it. Though what he said about music intrigues me. I wonder if I can use music as a medium for some magic.
As we are guided to our common rooms one of the fifth years comes up and pushes me with his shoulder causing me to fall. He is an ugly bastard with crocked teeth "A bastard son born of a mudblood has no right to be in Slytherin" I smirk a bit and smile a bit dumbly at the boy. He huffs then storms off. Now the others don't seem to want much to do with me seeing me as weak but oh they have no idea what they are dealing with! Tracy, Daphne, Theo, and Blaise all come over and help me up off the floor though. I guess I can count on them. Malfoy looks a bit smug thinking I am being put in my place.
"So why are you four helping me out?"
"Well I for one have a feeling that it would be better to be on your good side than your bad side" Said Blaise with the others all agreeing to that with a nod
"I want to know more about your familiar, he is so cute!" Said Tracy.
"Well this is probably the best decision you all could have made." I say with a smirk as we come to a wall in the dungeon.
"Pure Blood" Said who I believe to be the Prefect. The wall separated revealing an entrance into the Dorms. That is a really stupid and unoriginal password though. As we all come in and the passage closes behind us my aura changes and I crack my knuckles "Oui you piss ant! Yea you the one who bumped me."
"What did you say to me ya little bastard?" He said
"Oh sorry what I meant to say was hey inbreed moron with an overbite that can crush a cauldron."
"Why you little bastard. When I am done with you I am going to find your pathetic brother and torture him in front of you!" he said as he stormed up to me
I merely let a large grin form on my face before dashing forward and punching him right in the gut causing him to bend like a shrimp as he howls in pain. Others would notice a dark green glow covering my fist. This was Twilight Healing and I use using it to stimulate the max amount of pain into the fugly piece of shits stomach without causing damage.
The glow of my hand disappears as I use a spell I created 'Emphemera' to make my hand permeate though the boys flesh and into his stomach like a ghost. My fingers making their way around the boys heart "Right now my hand is around your heart. If I were to adjust my spell a bit I could grab your heart and with a good squeeze kill you right here." I say into the boys ear
"Now this spell I made allows me to go through solid objects meaning I could even enter into your room at night and make it look like you died of a heart attack. So this is your only warning, do not fuck with me!" I say before withdrawing my hand again and then flicking him on the nose with my fingers as I activate my Sacred Gear to make it feel as if his nose just got busted.
Another odler student draws a wand at me but I turn my palm to him and squeeze causing him to freeze where he stood as my magic locks him in place. I move my hand to the side and release causing him to fly against the wall and lose consciousness.
I look over the rest of Slytherin house. Malfoy is hiding behind his two trolls "Let me make this clear to all of you thinking you can mess with me. I'M THE KING HERE! I can wandlessly use the levitation charm in ways you can not imagine just like when I threw that piss ant there against the the wall. I can also kick your ass without even using my wand or magic. Now I do not care about your background or who you know or who your parents are. If you mess with me or piss me off I have no issues, not one, in making you disappear and it would be oh so easy"
They all looks terrified of me right now, well except for Daphne, Theo, Tracy and Blaise. "Now I hope we can all have a very nice year. I for one am going to bed" I then head to the Boys Rooms "Do we have to share rooms?" I asked Blaise and Theo.
"My dad says they are all single rooms here so just take any empty one" Theo answers. 'Perfect' I think as I take the first empty room I see. This was going to be a good year, for me at least.