"F*ck, another dead end"
Tanaka cursed as he met another dead end in the maze.
"Is this what it means by having Zoro sense of direction?"|
He sighed helplessly, he really hate maze type dungeons, he could easily defeat monsters and dodge the traps but there is nothing he could do against a maze, and so it took him what somewhat to be thousands of years to finally meet the first boss.
It pounced out from above him and wanted to crush him with its size but Tanaka moved fast and dodged out of the way, after he avoided it, Tanaka looked at the monster.
It was a gigantic spider with the size of a bus, its legs were sharp and was oozing with poisonous gasses, but Tanaka didn't hesitate to charge even despite seeing this, he was too frustrated with the maze and wanted to vent out his anger.
*Swoosh!
"I will send you to Jesus!"
Tanaka roared before smacking the bible on his towards the face of the spider.
*Boom!
In an exaggerated manner, the spider boss monster was sent flying towards the wall and came in like a wrecking ball.
"Flip!"
But Tanaka wasn't done yet, a coin appeared on his hand and flipped multiple times before landing into heads.
[Successful, landed: heads, physical/magical Damage increased by x193]
[Successful, landed: heads, physical/magical Damage increased by x194]
[Successful, landed: heads, physical/magical Damage increased by x195]
"All good!"
Tanaka smiled before charging towards the spider that has come out charging towards him angrily, Tanaka threw the bible towards its face.
*Boom!
The spider was able to dodge the bible and an explosion was heard behind it but ignored it as it charged towards Tanaka.
Tanaka had a big smile on his face as his breathing pattern changed and he kicked on the ground.
*Boom!
Tanaka disappeared from his position leaving a trail of smoke behind him and reappearing below the giant spider, Tanaka clenched his fist tightly and sent an uppercut.
*Boom!
The spider was sent flying up in the sky, Tanaka then bent his body and pulled his fist.
"First comes... meh"
Tanaka stopped, its not part of his skill kit. He just stood straight and looked at the spider that was now falling towards him.
*Boom!
Tanaka jumped and reappeared just on top of the spider. He flipped his body with his leg ready to kick the spider down, then he gave it a drop kick.
*Boom *Boom!
The was sent crashing down and created a powerful explosion as it collided with the ground, cracks appeared on the ground and the spider was sent buried down the hall for a few meters before stopping.
[Boss Monster, Titan Spider has been defeated]
It was a one sided bull- *Ahem, it was a powerful way of preaching that even a monster wasn't able to reject it, he really sent the spider to Jesus, Tanaka just hopes that Jesus is not afraid of spiders, but hey, the spider looking kind of cute.
Anyway, the first boss has been finally taken down which meant that Tanaka have finally passed the Maze, this time, it will be smooth sailing since there will be no more maze.
"But the spider felt a little too weak? should I adjust it a little?.... meh, whatever"
Tanaka then checked the drops of the spider and unfortunately, there is no Guild Token, but hey, it actually dropped a robe for priest, it was a black robe with spider patterns.
[Corrupted Priest Robes]
Tanaka didn't even look at the attributes of the item before immediately wearing it, after all, it looked cool and the name also sounds cool. He wasn't really a guy who believes in gods, so having it is no problem.
"I hope it's a full set of equipment for priest"
Tanaka smiled before continuing his way deeper into the dungeon.
The 2nd place is a wet cave, the monsters here are all human sized black ants, they are not strong individually but they have a lot of numbers, and they don't do a lot of damage but they are tanky and since this was a hell difficulty, they do a lot of damage and has a lot of health and defense but Tanaka was able to overcome this with the flip coin.
Most of these ants only took a single smack with his book and even if he received damage, he is a priest, so a simple heal is enough; he doesn't even have to use other spells as heal is all what need, so what seemed like the hardest dungeon became a stroll in the part for Tanaka.
And also they drop a lot of equipment and gives him a lot of Experience points, he had only been here for a few minutes(not adding the time he got lost in the maze)and he already leveled up 5 times,
It didn't take long for him to meet the 2nd boss. There are two actually, the ant queen and the Ant King, these 2 couples hit Tanaka's sour spot, wasn't the queen supposed to eat its partner? how did these two live together?
Anyway, these two monsters have a good synergy, the Ant queen keeps pumping children somehow while the Ant King was the one fighting Tanaka, and the Ant King also eats its children whenever its health drop making its health recover.
And Tanaka felt it was a pain and so he used his flip coin to reach 300 times before easily bursting huge damage to the healing Ant King, making it die in just a few hits, then the Ant Queen was left with no defense so Tanaka easily defeated it, unfortunately, this two monsters didn't drop any Guild Tokens, but hey, it dropped items from the Corrupted Set.
It was a booth and a gloves, Tanaka immediately wore it.
Moving onward to the 4th, it was a cockroach. That guy is like an immortal as it health keeps recovering and it was also flexible and could fly. This fight took Tanaka a bit of time but he was able to defeat it.
"it didn't drop... it didn't even drop an item from Corrupted Set, what a useless boss"
Tanaka kicked the ground out of anger before proceeding to the 5th.
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Quotes:
It doesn't matter if you are thin or fat, Rich or Poor, Good or Evil, at the end of the day, its night.