Call Me Mother
Wheezings, loud and heavy that I could almost feel it coursing through my veins. It's almost disgusting how much breathing I could hear all around me; it's very terrifying, but also oddly sexual that I am now on the verge of puking. I know I sound like I'm rambling nonsense, but believe me, it makes sense to me.
"I'm sorry, policeman, but I will treat what the salesman did as something that I expected, really. You're being a total asshole for the entire time, and I think it's our job to lecture you about what's right or wrong." I then pointed the barrels of the minigun at the policeman, which is enough to empower me, although the guns are not at all loaded with any bullets whatsoever. "Now, stand up and take the lead. I don't want to have you walking behind me ever again."