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A PERVERT IN NARUTO'S WORLD

Konoha,Iwa,Suna,Kumo and kiri, the five great nations lives together in harmony. Then everythings change when... Ha? opps sorry wrong intro. The war is raging on, everything that your eyes lay upon is already in ruins. Chaos, death, suffering, continued to rule the world. How can mundane humans survive this hell hole. The five great nation is currently at the epitome of war, many ninjas has sacriface themselves, just to fight for their own nation. Luckily, like how humans turn this serene paradise into an deadfull hell, humans easily adapt to this way of living or rather a horny brat. "A hell hole? remember that when there's a hole, there's way" "A war? hehe more opportunities to witness the world, how big my weapon is" "Death? i can happily passed away when i fondled those big bajonkas you got there" "World peace or harem? hehe sorry my own kin, but i failed you all for this one" "Do i feel fear? No im horny" Join our naive but sexually intellegent mc in his adventure into naruto's world.

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001-Play time's over kids

In a world where everyone has chance to spit a fire, tame the lightnings on the angry sky, split the mighty-mountain earth, produce an air as strong as wind in a storm and pave a road in a middle of a raging ocean or be able to do all of them and make every creature living in that world bow....

There's a brat taking his time, to seek happiness by peeping in a crude hole that seemingly created on purpose in one of tall wall that sorround public hot springs. While grinning and making a comical face, his hand, occasionally rubbing his groin, deeply thanking the gods because of their benevolent.

'Damnnnn!! Today's show is like an eye opener for a humble human like me. To think that, almost everyone considered that being born on this world is no different than living into an actual hell. Calling this beautiful scenery as an "actual hell" is akin to insulting the same God who gifted them the Chakra that they loved so much. Ungrateful... that's right, everyone is ungrateful.'

His pupil grown like a ballon, constantly pumped by air. Blinking at least once is identical to a fisherman who let a fish succesfully escape on a net. Below the boy that is currently ecstatic by the he is seeing is another boy, bearing the mass of latter in his wide shoulder. His two skinny legs, starts to tremble.

"Hey, quick!! Switch with me now, I'm dying both to see those milkers and get the hell out this situation.... Eros switch with me now!!" The boy that Eros stepping on said in low voice.

"Shut up, don't worry your gonna have your turn soon"

"But I can't hold on anymor-"

"No buts, just wait"

Eros didn't continue to listen on his companion but take his leisure time staring at the naked body of the female that currently bathing and laughing inside the hotspring. Unbeknownst to him, that his companion really meant what he said. Eventually, Eros suddenly feel the force of gravity that made him crushed against the floor. The sound of their crushing made a loud noise that immediately attracted the attention of the naked girls.

"Who are there?!?!?" One of the girls shout, while immediately covering his big chest with her arm, the rest that too. After that, one feminine voice also surrounded the whole hotspring.

"Guards, I think that brat at that weird cult is back again."

.....

Eros is currently at the ground, dumbstruck by what happened. He immediately look at his companion then blame him.

"You bastard, why didn't you tell me that you can't held on anymore?!?" His companion, the as him, dumbstruck by the turn of event, but immediately replied.

"What, now you're blaming me now?!? Also didn't I tell you earlier th-" While the two of them constantly blame each other. In the midst of their bickering, the two of them shudder because they hear the feminine inside the spring shout.

"Shit!! we are done for, thanks to your negligence, both of us are now in needs to run for our live." Eros tone of voice is mixed with anger and regret.

While Eros and his companion is prepering to run away. The latter heard a voice, a masculine one at that. The two look immediately at the direction where the voice come from. Several meters away from them, there standing a young man wearing a ragged and dirty clothes but the most eye-catching features of the youngman is the head band, made up of cotton that act as holder of the squared with a rounded edge metal that had a weird symbols drawn at the middle of it.

The blue colored headband, tied around his forehead quickly gain the attention of the young man that currently sitting beside Eros on a ground. The latter eyes glittering in awed while the former, frown immediately form on his face.

"A ninja?!"

"A ninja!"

The two said at the same time, but you can easily recognize the difference on their tone when the duo uttered that words.

"What the hell are you mesmerizing for, you damn idiot?.... that's a ninja where in deep troubled!!" The man sitting beside Eros said.

"Huh? Wha-" before Eros manage to reply on him. The two saw the ninja running towards them, his rage and killing intent felt by the two.

"You FUCKING BRATS!! DID YOU ENJOY PEEPING ON MY OLDER SISTER SO MUCH THAT YOU WERE READY TO DIE!!!" The young ninja shout furiously.

Eros and his friend froze but immediately stood up and run like a prey desperately trying to survive on their predator. The young ninja didn't waste a single second and immediately use a technique that inhance his speed. The ninja leap few meters in a blink, the two look back and notice the approaching danger.

"Shit, we are done for" Eros friend said, Eros look at him then the two nodded and enters into the nearest alley, using their countless experiences the two swiftly navigate their way inside the alley, turning left and right on purpose. The two of them developed this technique for this exact scenario, escaping the wrath of the countless angry man in their village. While running, the engage in a conversation.

"Being ninja is so lit!! Guess what, being cool and strong mean something!!" Eros said

"What?" His friend replied to him.

"Huh? Kenta aren't you always said that I'm dumb? Aren't you a dumber one without realizing it? Because being a ninja means you're a "walking candy" in the eye of every girls!!!" Eros proudly proclaim his claim.

"Yes, I meant it you're really dumb" Kenta said

"Huh? Why?" Eros voiced in

"Idolizing the one who want to kill you is not an smart people will do. Ah... No, I admit it you're not dumb but worst. Coming up an perverted excuse like that to become a ninja is totally insane, you're FUCKING INSA-"

Bang*

Before Kenta complete his word, he suddenly bump on a rock hard surface.

"ARGHHHHH!!! WHO THE HELL PUT A WA-" Kenta who is currently rolling in the floor, while holding his head after the devastating collision of his head on what he considered a wall suddenly froze after he hear a familiar dreadful voice.

"Playing is over kids" The rage man said.

A/N: hello i just deleted those chap cuz y not? That chaps is a remnant of my darkest age, so cringeyyyyy

don't know if this 10 years old brat gon be op or nah

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