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A Helluva Time: A Helluva Boss Story

Sometimes some of the best things happen unexpectedly. After being made as an assassination target, Barry Townsend finds himself entangled with I.M.P., a group of three imps and a female hell hound that are assassins for hire. As he tries to figure out what the fuck happened to him and why this happened, Barry tries to blend in in hopes of discovering the truth. Follow the path hilarity and some wall breaking as Barry has a ‘Helluva’ with Blitz and the gang. Helluva Boss and anything pertaining to it are the properties of Vizziepop [Vivienne Medrano] and her works and is used for storytelling purposes only.

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Mini Epilogue

Okay, so in case y'all missed what else happened with the mutant fish last time here's the skinny.

According to Millie, while I was playing for the crowd, she and Moxxie left the beach to kill targets inside the buildings along the waterfront in a blood-drenched massacre. Millie and Moxxie later hid on a table of kegs and prepared to take out a target with a crossbow. A drunk party goer flipped the table, sending them flying into the crowd. Moxxie got mistaken for a possum by the drunken crowd and was stuffed into one of the kegs, where he involuntarily swallows large portions of the keg. I had to snicker when I heard that part, even though Moxxie (suffering a hangover the next day) didn't care for that part.

Millie found the keg Moxxie was stuffed into, abandoned by the crowd and tipped it over, a drunk Moxxie spilling out with what little was left of the beer. Moxxie drunkenly asked Millie where she got four heads, wanting to kiss them. This was the point the now mutated fish (it turns out the hipflask spilt on it and the demon alcohol made it the monstrosity you just saw) rose from the ocean. The fish made easy prey of the drunken and care-free Moxxie, grabbing him with its tongue and swallowed him whole.

One Molotov cocktail later, the monster fish fell over into the surf, and Millie swam out to it, using her knife to climb up to its mouth and pried it open. There she found Moxxie clinging to its uvula to avoid being swallowed. As she reached for his hand, he merely responded with a confused high-five. She managed to grab him by the wrist and cut him free from its tongue. Moxxie got tossed out, and Blitzo caught him back on the beach.

Millie, still in the monster fish's mouth, got it to spit her out by punching its wounded tongue, before clambering to its face. According to Blitz, Moxxie drunkenly declared his love for Millie to him, who mockingly remarked that she pegs Moxxie. Anyway, Millie used the monster's movement to springboard herself into the air, diving back into the monster's mouth and into its throat, then cuts it open from the inside, killing it. Millie swam back to shore and asked Blitzo if Moxxie is OK. Blitzo dropped him after saying he was fine, just very…"drinky".

This was when my cohorts were approached by Verosika and the other succubi. Verosika tried to reprimand I.M.P. on their lack of subtlety, but Millie then tossed Verosika her hipflask, telling her how bad it would look if they revealed she was behind the monster fish in the first place. Verosika tried pointing out they would also get in trouble for being undisguised, when Moxxie drunkenly hissed he was mistaken for a possum when he wasn't a possum. Blitzo then said he won't mention anything about her involvement with the monster fish if they let him use the parking space, to which Verosika begrudgingly agreed to it.

Okay, now that we're caught up, we can continue on the plot. Onwards to the next chapter!