House Call

[ A/N - First I would like to address something about Unlimited Blade Works and the weapons it constructs, I have decided that for the weapons, instead of being projected into reality permanently (Since now they can be without Gaia interfering) they will just run on mana, I.E. how long they last in physical form or how powerful they are. (Except Avalon as it's a 'Perfect Replication')

Second, No he won't join a peerage. He can't with Avalon and it would be pointless to in the first place. ]

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"Oh? So soon!" I speak my thoughts outloud as I see off to the distance a black haired cute but timid girl walk up to Issei and ask him if she could be his girlfriend on top of a crossing bridge.

His face proceeds to morphs into that of a lecherous ape and I quickly decide to teleport away back home.

"Damn, it's taken so long to get here...10 years, and I've done a lot in that time.."

I have traveled all over the globe and met some very 'interesting' characters.

Haha, I miss fucking with the church..

Welp, time for my anticipated rest!

I teleport to my bed and lay down to rest when suddenly,

KNOCK

KNOCK

The fuck..? Someone is visiting me?

"Fuck off!! I'm trying to sleep!!"

There that should get rid of them...

KNOCK

KNOCK

"Fuck!"

I stomp down the stairs and throw the door open and say,

"Who the FU—"

The words die in my mouth as my eyes bulge! I see a crimson haired girl, with bright blue eyes wearing the Kuoh school uniform.

Rias Gremory, why is she here?!

....damn she's sexy as hell.

"H-how can I help you?" I say with a weary smile, trying to play off how I kinda told her to fuck off a second ago.

Damn, I was trying to sleep and now I gotta deal with this?!

....not bad.

The crimson haired girl tilted her head to see my mostly barren home.

"Hello, Mr.Namikaze, I am Rias Gremory and I would like to talk to you for a bit." She says to me before just directly walking into my home.

I'm speechless, as I watch her waltz into my living room and plop onto the couch.

I warm up some tea before setting it down on the coffee table. She takes some and proceeds to drink on it like a rich upper class lady as I plop down next to her and turn on the TV.

She raises a brow at me, as I proceed to put on some random anime, about some samurai living in some hidden village or something.

She has a speechless expression on her face as I raise a brow back,

AHEM

"What?"

"Well, Mr.Namikaz—"

"Drop the formalities, just call me Minato."

Her face is speechless once again so I reply towards her,

"What, you expect me to be formal with you after you waltz into my house without a care in the world like that?"

She clears her throat once again, hiding her blush with her fist.

She then puts on a serious face and releases her wings in an attempt to intimidate me, "Well, Mr.Nam—sorry, Minato, I wanted to ask what you, a Dragon, is doing in my territory."

I give her a deadpan look before laughing it off, "—Eh!? Dragon? Haha, I'm not a dragon!"

"....Huh?"

"I'm a human."

"I-impossible, the barrier said that you were a dragon!"

"Nah, im just a good old human, with some tricks." I reply with a sly smile.

"....oh.." She says with a downcast expression, retracting her wings.

"What is a magician like yourself doing in our territory without notify us first."

"Hm? Well I didn't plan to tell you and just wanted to go to school."

"...why?"

"Why not? I could ask the same thing to you, what is the Maou's little sister doing at a Highschool in the middle of Japan?"

She seems to ponder a bit and I notice a little blush as she sneakily glanced towards the anime on my screen.

"Hahaha! Don't tell me the Maou's little sister wanted to go to school after watching too much anime!?"

I clutch my stomach as I burst into laughter.

I glance over at her and see her face blush as red as her hair with an embarrassed expression.

"Hahaha, you actually did!!"

She couldn't hold in the shame anymore and had to cover her face with her hands.

....cute

"Anyways, why did you come to my house?"

She lost most of her seriousness out of embarrassment and took a more relaxed expression, "I wanted to ask if you are affiliated with an organizations."

I raise a brow before asking, "You want me to join your peerage?"

She almost drops the tea before saying with an exasperated expression, "Straight to the point, huh."

"Yes, I would like for you to join my peerage, since you are a...human, there are many benefits to becoming a Devil."

"You aren't very good at this, huh?"

"Eh?"

"You didn't even find it suspicious that I knew your identity off the bat? You seriously just decided to waltz into the house of someone you suspected to be a dragon? What would you have done if I was a spy who wanted to kill you or something?!"

"I-I don't know."

"See. You need to be more aware of things, not everything will work out how you like it, somethings you have to put more thought and effort into."

She seems to ponder over it for a bit before nodding and giving me a innocent smile, "Thanks, Minato."

I had to fight the urge to blush as this girl is just too hot.

"What? You trust me just like that?!" I reply with an exasperated expression.

"Well, since you went out of your way to point it out and tell me, I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt."

This chick, is too...dumb.

"Makes sense, I guess...."

"Anyway do you want to join my peerage? If you reincarnate as a Devil your lifespan will dramatically increase, you would be able to fly with wings—"

"—I know what a devil is and what they can do."

"Very well." She takes out a chess set, and then continues, "Would you like to join my peerage?" She says with a lucrative voice.

"No."

"Which piece would you prefer—Eh? What did you say?"

"No."

"W-why not?!"

"I don't want to be someone's slave."

She narrows her eyes, "I can assure you I view none of my servants as slaves. The Gremory household is well known for our upright treatment of our peerages."

I shrug my shoulders, "Still slavery if you ask me, and I couldn't even join your peerage if I wanted too."

"Wha....?"

"If you stuck all your Evil Pieces into me, it would do nothing."

She mistakes my meaning, "Oh, so you must be SO much stronger than me that I can't compensate for you, huh?" She says with dangerously narrowed eyes.

"You misunderstood, Evil Pieces in general won't work on me."

"I-impossible, you said you were human right? Why would they not work?"

I put up a sly smile, "Secret."

She lets out a heavy sigh, "So, it won't work out, huh...?"

"Why do you seem so.....desperate for new members?"

"...No reason." She says before getting up.

"Well I hope you don't mind me living here in Kuoh?" I ask just to make sure.

"Yeah, it's fine, just don't get up to any trouble."

"Thanks."

She looked towards me before saying, "I understand what it's like to want to live a normal life." Before letting herself out the door.

I rolled my eyes the second the door shut,

"Yeah, suuuure you do."

Well, that was interesting....