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Humans [#1]

Humans, naive species of planet Gaia, Solaris System N° 1982921874621017-B.

We've been analyzing and studying this species for about one Earthly week and we managed to get the assistance of a human... And I must say, they are weird. First of all, their skin can protect them from the UV rays from their star but cannot protect them if it is too strong, or under constant exposure! While us, Hu-s9, need our body suits to survive! They are all extremely dangerous as well under stressful situatios, they gain stupidly enormous strength and they don't even know where it comes from!

Also, I've managed to find out that they are able to bond and get attached to absolutely anything. Here's a video:

[Log 1-Z, Analysis of Human "Pack bonding":

Issue 1 - Location: Axizes Nest - Research Center

Hours by Solar: 15:56

We see on the screen the tall human male with dark brown skin, his short buzz cut has a few minor details on them- However, what would catch your attention is the large three legged feline he carries on his arms, with purple fur anf no eyes, the six legged beast that the Hu-s9 fear is easily being taken care of by the human! "Aww, aren't you adorable?" He coos, using his finger to scratch behind the large ears of the dangerous and pedatory creature that is the Axiz. The beast mewls under his hands and the shock under the watching team of Hu-s9 is visoble through the safety glass.

"What are you doing!?" Shouts leader researcher Ama-U, one of the few Hu-s9 that do not use suits, the green skin and black eyes sensitive to light are exposed to all see, be wears only a tight grey body suit that protects his skin against the UV lights that come from the windows of the ship: "Me?" The human, Adrian Ammon, 22 years old, and apparently a Veterinarian (Whatever that is) carries the Axiz on his arms like he wasn't carrying a creature capable of causing large massacres! "Put that beast down! It is dangerous!" Ama-U was a great captain, but even he was afraid of such beasts.

"Why would i? They're such a gentle cutie pie!" The purple feline beast licks the hand holding him, probably taking a taste test to see if he could eat him: "And besides, I've dealt with Tigers, Lions, Panthers... These little guys are not much." In fact, compared to the true feline beasts of Earth, these little guys had the strength of a house cat- They were extremely vicious when threatened, and Adrian Ammon did something unexpected before even contacting the beast: he made a noise with his lips that called the beast to him and he offered it meat (It was confirmed that he received said meat from the ship's cook under the human's request). It was something when the purple beast opened its jaws like a flower blooming and its tongue shot out like a bullet, piercing the meat and pulling it inside it's mouth with uneven jaws of serrated teeth that could spin inside it. "Plus, can one of you guys go back to my workplace and get me my things? I wanna take care of it, it has a rooted tooth that i need to take care of.

Under his request (Humans must have their request attended to, for futher cooperation and analysis of character) his equipment was brought to the ship- certainly primitive, but they never thought of making such items before, becahse their fauna is extremely dangerous for them and they don't like to get close to it. They watched as the human tamed the beast and took care of it, even making it open its jaws and he put his hands on there- He successfully managed to get a black teeth from the creature, who seemed to relax after when the humans gave the creature something akin to a treat and called it a "good boy"... Further research is required on the human's capability of bonding with animals.

Issue 2 - Location: Corridor 9 - Technology Center

Hours by Solar: 12:00

Here we see the human Adrian Ammon walking down the hallway alongside a small robot, who seems to be cleaning the hall, it has two spheres glue to its featureless face, courtesy of the resident human who called the standard cleaning robot "Jared". When asked why he did such thing, he said: "Well, it's Jared, and he kept cleaning my room, and i kinda bonded with him so now he's my friend and i would die for him." Under further analysis, there has been no sign of sentience on the robot's part, but the hyman kept saying it was "alive"... under further questioning, the human exasperatingly gave an explanation that researchers are confused by: "Everything is alive in a way, if you want something to be alive it is! We humans get attached to things because we see them as living things, even non-sentient creatures like Roombas- Aw... I miss Rocco." He sighed before being asked who Rocco was, hus answer was given a second later: "Rocco's my roomba, my good boy." Under further research, it was found that Humans use Roombas as cleaning robots, they are designed to clean the floor, but there are multiple instances where a human bonded to it.

Attachment, what a curious concept.

We also found out about humanity's concept of Mating- further research is necessary.

Log off.]