The Zodiac Signs trying to do Calculus homework

Aries: Bring it on! *looks at homework* nvm

Taurus: No you cannot make me do this you are not my dad and I will DIE before I do this

Gemini: *nervously scrolls through tumblr while trying to ignore it*

Cancer: *cries*

Leo: uh yeah? You see these five bucks? They all yours if you do this quick lil favor for me.

Virgo: Suck my d*ck I've got this shit.

Libra: Too cool for school

Scorpio: *summons the demons of hell to give secrets of math*

Sagittarius: *too cross-faded to care*

Capricorn: *cries but kind of does it*

Aquarius: I will now acquire the enlightenment to fulfill my task

Pisces: We had homework??????