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Zabuza's Waifu Adventure

Zabuza's Waifu Adventure Tags: bullying, for the greater good, probably lawful evil, manly man, mind control, naruto, patriarchy, raw raw fight the power, waifu catalog, zabuza and haku You can support me and my family by donating at ko - fi . com / jmanm

JManM · Anime & Comics
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30 Chs

Prison Break (R-18)

The Mizukage desk scraped another inch across the tiles as I delivered another fake angry thrust that rippled Mei's newly rounded thiccness. Not the ass that launched a thousand ships, but she's getting there. Not in this secession; however, as I loomed over her with my forearms keeping her shoulders in place as my hips rolled with all my power to clap her growing cheeks thunderously. At our level it's easy to hit speeds that leave others in the dust, and to the untrained ear the clashing of powerful flesh might sound like a long continuous collision, but to me rhythmic acoustic delight. 

While one might not be able to appreciate Mei's best secondary sexual characteristics in this position, her primary weapon's natural state damn near feels capable of dealing fire damage, something it is undoubtedly capable of were it someone else plundering her folds. I may not be a master of mind control, but don't carbonize my cock is a command I feel quite strongly about, and motivation is almost as important as talent when learning new skills. 

"Fuck!" she squealed as she popped off, her pelvic floor clenching and unclenching with multiple strong contractions that played out beautifully with both her pink holes. 

Mission accomplished I finally let go of my steely resolve and nutted hard enough for my body to briefly shake and my breathing to turn to ragged grunts of satisfaction. I know Mei is my lawful wife, but since it was just good politics and kinda like hiring a babysitter for my ninja village it still feels like sinful fornication. Just a side order of taboo to keep things spicy, and when I pulled away and got a glimpse at the work I'd put in on her swollen labia leaking my seed, I saw that it was good.

"Now that we can think with clear heads again…" I started as I pulled the desk back into its proper place, the wood protesting the drag in one long whine as opposed the brief grunts of disproval during the first act, "Let's go over the next purchase." 

"I'm shocked you want to discuss this one." Mei frowned as she tipped back up the seat behind the desk, "What's different about this one?" 

I looked at her as I channeled my disappointment as openly as possible, "I'm not looking for input, I'm telling you what is required." I manifested the Device in my hand to show her my next pick: Fu from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, "This is Fu. He's a priority protect soft target VIP. Despite being baseline human, Fu is a much more important purchase for Kirigakure's rank and file than Shigure and Sonic, especially so for all the shuriken chuckers churned out by The Pit (the unofficial title for Yagura's massive underwater coral prison complex). He's a master of baseline human martial arts and ninjutsu, meaning his techniques are compatible with the rabble we're padding out our numbers with. It's polishing turds, but far more important is that he practices a Tier 3 sensing technique that is precise enough to pick out artificial humans. This makes him a direct counter to the most annoying of the big enemies we'll come up against in the future, but it's something that will need to be handled with the utmost care to keep from losing Points on repurchases. After I process him, he goes down in The Pit and both Yagura and Raiga remain at his side until they've mastered his sensing techniques then we learn from them while he's turned loose training the general populace. Make sure all of this goes smoothly while I'm gone, and secretly. It's bad enough that we've got Obito on our asses. If that two faced freak Zetsu realizes we've got his ass the odds of Pain showing up for a fight go way up. We can beat his Six Paths, but we have no means to stop him from leveling the village before that happens." 

"Would it be better for us to wait on this Fu?" Mei questioned and I considered it. 

"No. It's better to have it now and not use it, than need it and not have it." I shook my head, "We'll hammer the procedures for discretion of this ability into everyone's head. No one is to reveal it until the appropriate time. Complete void on the subject, no records kept, no talking about it, no reacting to sensing a Zetsu. It'll be a pain, but I can condition everyone to uphold that secrecy." 

"And if he's listening right now?" Mei asked and I shrugged.

"Then I'll rebuild Kirigakure when I get back." I answered, "I say we've got a one in six shot he's listening. The die is cast." 

The two of us managed to get through the rest of the planning and prep for both my and the Daimyo's journey to The land of Fire as well as domestic concerns with only needing to break one more time for some rough fucking.

-meanwhile in The Forest of Death-

Naruto hung from a post bound in rope with a gag stuffed between his cheeks and taped over giving him the worst case of cotton mouth in his life. This turned out to be a blessing as it meant he didn't scream as a clump of brush reeds moved away from the riverbank and slowly arrived at the wooden cages holding the prisoners of Kirigakure. 

He turned his head around to see if anyone else saw this and discovered other prisoners biting their lips and stilling their breathing, purposefully looking away from the pile of reeds as it silently arrived behind one of their guards and then sprung up, covering the guys face with some kind of cloth. The black clad guard immediately passed out in the arms of the revealed muddy face of Kabuto Yakushi. Naruto tried to cheer for the appearance of this sudden rescuer, but the gag prevented him from making more than some stifled moaning noises. 

Kabuto held his finger to his lips as he stealthily approached Naruto's cage, cutting through the rope lock quietly and once again signaling for silence before he freed the orange clad Jinchuuriki. Warned twice and quite the connoisseur of stealth himself, Naruto joined the reed cloaked older genin in freeing the rest of his team with a kunai handed to him by his rescuer, and then moved on to free the rest of the genin in the cages. 

He'd just managed to cut free Sakura and the quiet girl, Hinata Hyuga, when sounds of of shouting came from the other side of Kirigakure's camp.

"Oh no, they're too early." Kabuto hissed, "Run. Follow me." 

Naruto turned to run, but noticed Hinata remaining still accept for her full body shaking.

"Come on!" Naruto shouted and grabbed her wrist causing her to collapse to her knees and look at his hand with a terrified expression.

"I-I-I-I c-c-can't." she faintly stuttered. 

"What do you mean? Are you hurt? I'll carry you!" Naruto reached down and plucked the girl off the ground who outright fainted.

Naruto hadn't known Hinata was in such bad condition when he freed her, and as he ran away following Kabuto with Sasuke and Sakura in front of him, he vowed vengeance on the Kirigakure genin for their treatment of his former classmate. He could only imaging the horrible special treatment the pretty girl must have received at their hands for her to be so much worse off than everyone else. 

"Where do you think you're all going?" Keiko, the leader of this prison camp, inquired after she suddenly appeared in front of them. 

Her drawn sword made Naruto swallow a lump of nerves down his dry throat. 

"You're good, Glasses Boy." Keiko smirked, "To think you'd move around in the mist almost as well as we do, and keeping your chakra under wraps from our sensors… I'll have to tan that girl's hide for letting you slip through." 

"I'm just more experienced than most genin." Kabuto smirked back, but his expression looked anxious.

He reached into his reed cloak and pulled out a pair of scrolls.

"Take these, and keep running. Run right to the Tower. Don't stop." He said before he threw the scrolls to Sasuke.

"Cute." Keiko scoffed, "Adorable even. Such a dependable senpai. Delusional, but adorable." 

"Go now!" Kabuto shouted to the stunned genin as he charged with two kunai in his hands, "I'll hold them off!" 

"You can't even save yourself." Keiko also moved slashing her sword, but Kabuto parried the advancing attack, the clang of steel tweaking their ears. 

"She's fast! Go!" Kabuto screamed, finally getting the genin to flee towards the tower keeping between them and the Kirigakure genin leader.

Naruto shed hot tears and flinched with every metallic clash behind them and almost gagged on shame when Kabuto's scream of pain caught up to them. 

"Please no more!" he screamed in obvious agony, "I surrender." 

Naruto prayed the silence that followed was Kabuto being restrained, and not their brave rescuer slain. Team Seven kept running as fast as they could towards the rust colored tower through the shallow ford in the rivers. Sasuke even snatched up Sakura to keep her from slowing them down as their feet squelched and sloshed in the river muck until they hit the slightly elevated land at the tower's base. They'd just managed to just kick open the nearests set of double doors that served as an entry when Keiko appeared behind them, her sword still stained with Kabuto's blood. 

"To think I'd let some brats get away." Keiko grit her teeth then snarled, "Lord Fifth will look down on me because of you." 

"Screw Lord Fifth!" Naruto screamed back at her with all the pent up anger and shame from the last few days of captivity and the fear of what she did to Kabuto. 

He collapsed to his knees and dropped Hinata who eeped in surprise and scrambled away from him. Tears fell freely from his eyes onto the ground, "Did you kill him?" he bellowed through his tears, "Did you kill Kabuto?" 

"Stop crying, your boyfriend is fine." Keiko denied as she inspected her finger nails, "I'm sure the scar will drive girls crazy, and the story behind it too. He's a lucky man. All of you are lucky too. Remember to thank the gods after this. Now come here, girl." 

She made the last command while looking expectedly at Hinata who shook like a leaf. 

"Hinata, no!" Naruto screamed and pounded the ground with his fist, "You can't have her." 

"She needs to return with me. I still have her teammates, and they won't let her stay in the tower without them and the two scrolls needed to pass." Keiko explained with so much condescension Naruto felt like he was back with the worst of the academy teachers… or Kakashi Sensei, "We'll keep her safe and healthy until the exam ends tomorrow." 

"No you won't!" Naruto yelled at her while clenching his fists, "She couldn't even walk when I freed her, and she passed out! You people aren't treating her right!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Keiko scoffed and examined the girl, "She's no worse for wear than any of you. She's just an anxious mess of a person, unfit to be a kunoichi." 

Something about that insult cut Hinata deep, who completely collapsed in on herself and curled into a ball of self hate and shame. Naruto felt completely stunned, realizing he didn't see anything physically wrong with Hinata.

"Get up!" he shouted at her, "Don't let her break you down with just some words!" 

"And a few days of imprisonment!" Keiko added, not helping Naruto's pep talk at all. 

"Just because another village came to our village and did our test way better than we did, doesn't mean we can give up!" Naruto grit his teeth and his cheeks digging deep into his being to pull out the words needed.

"I think it does." Keiko enjoyed her superiority as she stood just outside the tower. 

"It's when things are hardest that you've got to keep standing back up each and every time you get knocked down!" Naruto continued, not letting the big booty hag from Kirigakure get him down, "If you quit when you're down, that leaves you stuck at rock bottom. That's why you have to keep fighting! If you want anything better in life… then you can't quit! Keep going!" 

"Can we get on with this already? I have hostages." Keiko frowned, no longer amused by the rousing speech. 

"Screw your hostages!" Naruto shouted at the girl. 

"Naruto!" Sakura screamed at her teammate, "That's Kiba and Shino you're talking about!" 

"Who's Shino?" Naruto asked while rubbing the back of his neck to physically relieve some of his embarrassment.

"He was one of our classmates!" Sakura shouted looking ready to throw a punch at the knucklehead. 

"We had a lot of classmates, Sakura." Naruto frowned and shook his head, "How's that supposed to help me remember him.

"The bug guy!" she tried yelling louder to help jog his memory.

"Oh yeah!" Naruto snapped his fingers and smiled, "I still don't know who that is." 

Keiko felt herself feeling very glad to be born into Kirigakure at the time she was, because if she had to grow up with people like this and had no civil war for them to die in, then she might not have grown into the calm, collected, reasonable, sexy badass she did. Maybe the blood mist village had the right idea. Let the slow, weak, and stupid die so that only the strong grow up to breed. 

Convincing these idiots that she knows best is not worth the headache. The things Keiko endures to please Lord Fifth. 

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I rolled a D6 to determine if Zetsu was watching them fuck. A 1 for yes, Zabuza rolled a 6 bro is so in the clear Zetsu might still think Yagura is the Mizukage. 

I want to get this one through to the end of the chunin exams then start working a new Elden Ring story. Tanking is now the Meta and I couldn't be happier as now there are guides going up to help me elevate my mid ass play. I've always had to do this as I just don't have the reaction and prediction skills to play these games any other way. I hit the final boss with so many Vow of the Indomitables I swear his eyes were bugging out. 

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