Yandere is not scary

21th April, Horishima city

As the first rays of sunlight gently filter through the curtains, casting a warm glow over the room, a girl stirs from her slumber.

She blinks her eyes open slowly, the soft light dancing on her face. Stretching her arms above her head, she lets out a contented sigh, feeling the comforting embrace of her cozy blankets around her.

"W̧̺̭͕͂́̾͐́́̕҉a̶̸̢̺̖͐̍k̙͙ͮͥͭ̊͞ë̡̫̪́͆ ͙̰̤̫ͤ̐͆̉̀̕ū̶̞̺͓̫̏̂҉͞ṗ̤̲̌"

̀ͬͯ̎́

"̝̠̒̑ͤy̬̲ͫ̋ͫo̢̰͈̒̄̀u̡̪ͧͨ́͜ ̡̛͎̣̝͂̇̃̀a͓̝͎̭҉̸̵̕̕͜r̥̳̜̺ͤ͑e̬̠ ͯlͥ̊̊̑a̛͍̻͍ͧͤ̕͠ţ̵̧͈̗ͨé̸̜"

̨̢̹͔̇̈ͪ͠

"̧̛̜ͣ̇ͥ̌l͚͇̈a͙̜̝͐z̷̰͎ͤͭ͆̚y͈͚̖̋"

̵̴̖̅҉

"̷̠s͒ͬ̔̓͏́͟͢͝l̶̞̖ư̶̜̗͘̕͢ts̳̙̝̉̅̏͟͡͞҉̷̨"

̳͗̆̓

"̛͚͔̙̞̄ͥ̚͡͠l͚̩͠͏̸͟͡o͙̰͏͟o̿̚k̷̡͇̰̼̰̎̕ ̭͔͍͘͘͘͠͠͝a̧̛ͥ̎́͘ţ̛ͦ̒̄̇͟͝͞ ̸̣̆y͚̣̭̕ͅo̫͍ͤͨ̆̉҉ų̟̳̰͗ͧ͐̕͡͞͞"

͍̮̙̤̂ͬ́͜

"̪ͧ̀͏͞͠ḑ̭̺̼͍̽ͩͪ̕͟͝iͦ̓̊͜ŗ̤͏t̵̜̜̘̭̑́̓̈́̕͝y̡̰͖̫̑̄ͧ͋̕͡͞"

"k̹̍̊͂̄i̻ḽ̨̨͕͍̔͆̀͟͢͡l̷̴̢̗̪ͨ́͡e̦͚̰̯ͧͣ̀͊́͘҉̴͟͠r̜̟̤͌̎ͪ"

"͔͍̓d̺̥͂ͤͥͤ͟i̴̡̧͈͘͜͢s̨̜̮̥͘͘g̶̶̮̲͛͂̿̉́͝ŕ̶̝̟͚͔̚͞͡ȁ̷͎̻͙̳̓̏̾͏ç͍͐ͮ͘͟͠e̷ͯͨ͜͠"

She woke up feeling the same unease feelings that she always felt everyday.

Her body feels like something was grabbing it, groping and poking her for every second she is awoke

'Yuta' but even so, her mind is telling her to go somewhere, she feels the urge to escape, to search for someone, to push away these feelings and find solace.

She opens the door to the outside world, basking in the sun's warmth as she seeks a remedy for her heartache.

And she found him

a boy with spiky black hair, darting around her house with a wide grin, pushing himself to the limit.

Sweat pours from his face, his breath heavy, but instead of a frown or struggle, he smiles from ear to ear.

"Yuta!" The girl waves her hand toward the boy, and he quickly stops his jog, facing her and waving back before rushing toward her.

As the boy comes closer, the unease feelings in her heart start to waver, fading as if his presence alone is enough to dispel them.

No more unease, no more foreign feelings of being groped or poked around her body, and no more constant rant about her insecurities.

This is why she loves him.

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'This body is the best!' In the warm light of the morning sun, a boy can be seen running around a house like a madman,

He laughs, giggles, smiles, and jumps around like an idiot, pushing himself to the brink of his new body's limit.

'Is this how it feels like to be a child again?! It's great!' He keep running, fueled by the surge of energy pulsating within him. Ignoring the strain in his lungs and losing track of time, he keeps on running around the house with pure excitement.

Having woken up before sunrise, he now enjoys the gentle warmth of the morning sun, its bright rays lighting up his surroundings.

Finally, amidst his playful antics, he hears someone calling his name, pulling him back from his carefree adventure.

"Yuta!" From the house where he woke up, a girl stands in the doorway, waving her arm to catch his attention.

The boy waves back at the girl, smiling after his quick morning jog around her house, sweat still pouring from his body.

But soon he saw something surrounding her.

'Curses!' the girl is surrounded by curses, groping and poking her body, while the girl herself seems oblivious to the whole thing.

He quickly runs towards her, intending to exorcise the curses around his supposed girlfriend.

But as soon as he starts running towards them, they run away instead.

'What the hell? They are actually afraid of me?' the boy thought as soon as he saw the ghosts around his supposed girlfriend suddenly run away when he approached them.

"How long have you been running, Yuta?" The girl's question brought the boy back to the present, and he replied to her.

"I don't know. I've been running for a while now, but I don't have any way to tell the time except for the sun," Yuta tried to figure out how long he had been running, but he failed.

'I don't even have my phone with me. How am I supposed to tell the time?' he thought.

"By the way," the boy spoke, trying to change the subject to a more pressing matter.

"Did you, uh... Have you felt like something is on you? Like there is something bothering you?" Yuta tried to ask the girl in a non-suspicious way, but it still felt a bit suspicious.

"Bothering me?" The girl tilted her head in puzzlement.

"Yeah, like something was making you uncomfortable," Yuta elaborated.

"Hmm... No, not that I can remember. As long as you are with me, then I am feeling fine," the girl thought for a second and then quickly answered his question.

"I see," Yuta thought for a second, pondering what could she possibly mean by that.

"Anyway, today is Wednesday so, I think we should get ready for school," Yuta suggested to the girl, and she nodded before letting him in.

Only for Yuta to remember that his things are not here.

'Whatever, I'll just take a shower and then head to my own house,' Yuta thought before heading to the shower.

~~~~~~~~~~ Yuta's Pov ~~~~~~~~~~

After taking a detour to my house to grab my school stuff, I said goodbye to my family and walked toward the school with Rika.

Which is weird when you think about it. They let me have a sleepover at a girl's house, knowing full well that the girl in question loved me very much.

And then they just act like this is normal????

Not even a question like "What happened there?" or "What did I do?" and if we did the thing or not.

Well we are 10 years olds so I guess they thought it was safe (I figured out my age from my class. Turns out I am class 4-B)

Don't get me wrong, it was safe. I am not gonna do anything until I can be sure that Sukuna and or Kenjaku won't f*ck me over.

But still. They should atleast warn me like a proper parents.

Anyway, we are walking now.

And I have no idea how the previous Yuta could have missed these curses.

And how I, yesterday, missed them either.

Sure, they are not a lot, and they ran away the second I got about 10 feet away from them, but surely we must have seen at least one of them.

Or is it like the observation effect, or whatever they were called, where you can only find things that you are actively trying to find.

But I was trying to find them yesterday, but nope, no curses whatsoever.

But now I see about... Three? Yeah, about three.

One on the trees, one on somebody's head, and another one hiding in the sewer.

Should I start exorcising any curse I see? Why? They are just grade 4s, not really much of a problem, are they?

Or maybe I should because maybe they'll get stronger. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially if they could potentially become a bigger threat in the future.

'So many conflicting choices,' I thought dramatically.

"What are you thinking about, Yuta?" the girl walking beside me said, finally catching up to my weird behavior.

"Nothing, just thinking about homework," I said to the girl, clearly lying to her because I don't have any homework.

But she doesn't know that because we are in different classes.

"Really? Then why do you keep looking at that girl?" she replied to my lies and pointed at the girl I was looking at.

But not because she was pretty or anything, in fact. I had no idea it was a girl before she mentioned it.

Mainly because her whole head is covered by a tentacle curse... Kind of weird, but it's very eye-catching. She also wore a skirt, but I completely missed that detail with the octopus on her head.

'Does it hurt?' is my question for the girl's situation.

"What? Sorry, I was spacing out," I said to Rika. She squinted her eyes, trying to spot any lies on me, but I was genuinely spacing out.

But suddenly, out of nowhere, someone tackled me from behind and put his arm around my neck in a friendly manner.

"Hey man! How's it going? Walking together with your girlfriend I see," the person tackling me suddenly talked as if we knew each other, but I swear I have never met this boy in my life.

I look at the person tackling me, and he looks... kind of familiar. He has red spiky hair, and... is that a band-aid on his nose? Why is he sick?

"You're the one from last night," I finally remembered him as the person ghost hunting with me last night.

Well, not really 'with' me, but close enough I guess.

The boy grinned at me, visibly brightening after I revealed that I remembered him from last night.

"Yup! That's me. Name's Mikio, by the way. But man, last night was a waste, huh? We didn't even get to see the ghosts," the boy continued talking as if we were friends, and I'm trying my best to recall his face if he was ever mentioned in the series or not.

'Nope, never seen him,' I concluded after 0.2 seconds of thinking.

"Ghosts?" Rika suddenly spoke, intrigued by the sudden and weird subject that the boy had brought up.

"Yup! We went out last night to see the ghosts! You know, the one about the restroom and stuff?

Well, I went there with my boys, your boyfriend here, went there alone. Crazy, I tell you," the boy responded to her question and also spoke familiarly with her.

'Is this what an extrovert looks like? I've never seen this kind of species before.'

"I see," Rika muttered as she took his words to her mind and finally figured out what I did last night by using her name.

That was kind of stupid when I think about it.

"Speaking of going alone, there is this one girl that also went alone last night," I quickly snapped my head towards him and looked at him dead in the eyes, telepathically asking him what the heck was he doing.

"She went alone just like your boyfriend, but we met her first, so of course we tried to keep her around to make sure she won't be lost," the boy explained, but it seems like he's not fluent in the bro code language as he keeps bringing her up into the story.

"And then we found out the ghost is not real, and so we sent her home! Well, your boyfriend did," he continued.

'The heck are you trying to do here, spiky!?' I mentally scream at him, but the deed is already done. My supposed girlfriend knows that I walked another girl back to her home.

It really is not that big of a deal. But if everything I heard about women in my past life is true, then I should prepare for at least an interrogation session and or straight-up yelling session with her.

"Really?" Rika is now trying to punch a hole in my side with her eyes alone. I felt it, like it was piercing my neck. Holy crap, it's real.

Is this anime logic? It must be anime logic.

"Alright! I think this is enough. Nice to meet you, Mikio. Go back to your friends now," I quickly took his arm that was around my neck and pushed the oblivious boy back to his group.

'I am beating him up the second I get the chance,' I promised to myself.

Rika is still glaring at me, and I am not about to catch her yelling session, so I do what any normal person would do.

"We didn't do anything," I quickly tried to clean my name.

"You saw me in the park last night, alone, trying to spend the night there. If we were doing something, I would not be there," I elaborated further, like a lawyer trying to win a case.

'This is dumb,' I thought. 'She is not even my real girlfriend, she is Yuta's girlfriend, not mine.'

The girl just kept smiling at me with her innocent-looking face as I tried to clean my name. I don't know if she actually believed me or if this whole thing just amused her that much.

'If a curse was giving you nightmares, Mikio, I'm gonna put another curse on top of it,' I thought to myself.

~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd person Pov ~~~~~~~~~~

Rika and Yuta did not have the same classroom, so they walked in different directions and entered their respective classrooms.

After she asked him all about Kaya, of course. Yuta didn't really know much about her anyway; he just met her last night, and he sent her home. Nothing happened.

The girl is not the talkative type. So they spent the night walking home doing just that, walking.

Yuta opened the door to his class and was immediately greeted by the sight of someone he promised to beat.

"Yo! Looks like we're in the same class," it was the night adventure trio.

Mikio, with spiky red hair and a band-aid on his nose for some reason, was the shortest one of the three and looked to be the most energetic, as he could be seen fidgeting in his seat. His eyes darted around the room, filled with an excited energy.

Right on the side of Mikio, stood the tallest one of the group, whose name Yuta had no idea about. He had light blue hair and wore glasses, giving him the appearance of a diligent student. His face looked serious, unlike what you would expect from a kid.

'He looks like a rich kid who is always living under some rules,' Yuta thought.

Next was the one on the left side, a boy with a warm and welcoming face. Just looking at him made you feel at home. He had the face of a little brother, not the overly bratty one, but the one who always helped you no matter what.

His hair was brown, and he was the middle one in terms of height. He wore his uniform not too firmly like the blue-haired one and not too flimsy like the red-haired one.

A completely normal student.

"Hey, Mikio, can we talk for a second?" Yuta greeted the small boy sitting at the front with an ominous smile on his face, knowing full well what he was going to do.

"Hmm? What's up?" But the boy seemed to be oblivious to what was going to happen.

"Nothing, nothing. Just come over here for a second," Yuta said, still standing in front of the door, making a hand gesture for the red-haired boy to come over.

Not feeling any guilt or wrongdoing, Mikio walked towards the clearly pissed-off boy with a carefree look on his face.

He reached Yuta, and they closed the door while staying outside.

"hey Hey HEY! What'cha doing?! Ow OW Stwop! It's nwot supwose to stwech twat fwar!" Mikio protested, his words muffled as Yuta pinched his cheeks.

The door opened again, and the boys entered the classroom together, with Mikio clearly having his cheeks pinched from each side.

The red haired boy rubbed his cheeks for his stupid conduct

"You are cruel," said the red-haired boy.

"Be grateful that I can't use reinforcement yet," replied Yuta.

"Use what?"

"Nothing."

And they went to their respective seats, waiting for the teacher to come and start the lessons.

The teacher finally arrived, accompanied by a surprise guest nonetheless.

"Who is she? A transfer student?"

"In this time of the year?"

"Is she a delinquent?"

"Her hair looks so pretty~"

The students all around the classroom shared their own opinions about the surprise guest, who may or may not be a transfer student.

"Alright, everyone, quiet down for now," the teacher clapped her hands, trying to calm the bunch of children down. Surprisingly, they listened.

"Now, everyone. I'd like you to give a warm welcome to our new classmate," the teacher announced, gesturing towards the girl. "Please introduce yourself to the class."

"Good morning, everyone. My name is Michiru Ichijou. I hope we can be good friends for the rest of the year," the girl introduced herself with a wide smile on her face, while staring at one boy who was currently staring at her as well.

It was Yuta, he was staring at her face because he didn't know that it was her face

'The tentacle girl is here,' Yuta thought to himself.

~~~~~~~~~ To be continued ~~~~~~~~~

Jeng jeng! Now you think one Yandere is bad? What about two?

Seriously though I love the Mieruko chan manga. I am actually planning to put every single one of their character in this fic and just merge the story together.

Like, the foodie girl that is friend with Miko? Yeah her cursed technique is busted.

Now you might think that she eats stuff and produce cursed energy. Which is broken because you can just go to a buffet and suddenly you have cursed energy the size of a Yuta (he is the standard measurement for stupidly large cursed energy "How big is your cursed energy?" "Oh I am half a Yuta")

But no, her cursed energy is lethal to curses. What does that tell you?

That it is NOT cursed energy! or atleast not negative energy but instead, it's a positive energy!

Which is wild, because that means she might potentially be the next Shoko of this verse. A more busted one at that! (Her badoonkers is Woo! 👀)

"Oh all of your bones are broken? treat me to dinner and I can fix that for you" THAT'S CRAZY!

Michiru too, she is insane enough to be a jujutsu sorcerer anyway and just need a few motivation to be a good sorcerer

And by that I mean a person who is not a pussy and actually take care of her abandonment issues. Instead of, you know. Abandoning her

She is afraid of losing her friends if you haven't seen the manga.

So because of that she would do anything to make sure her friend is happy. And by anything, I mean anything.

She snuck into her friend's bedroom because she heard that her friend is afraid to sleep alone. (The horor story on the last chapter was her if you are still wondering)

She dive into the sewer just to retrieve her friend's hat that was blown by the wind.

The sewer. Filled with filth and rats and anything you can think off that is dirty.

I am 100% convinced that if her friends mentioned that they hates the sun. She would've searched for a way to get rid of it.

This girl is one encounter away from getting 177013'ed. Good thing she have her sister.

Which mean she is perfect candidate to be a jujutsu sorcerer because they are all insane anyway

Kaya chan is not scary is also in this verse, obviously. and Oshi no ko is probably gonna get erased from this fic

I didn't know what came to my mind when I wrote them here. They don't belong here, they have no reason to be here.

Or actually I knew why, I needed someone to have mental bond with Yuta to give some 'character development' but Yuta still have his parents alive so I can just use them.

Oops. I spoke too much

Anyway, see you later!!

P.s if you have anymore ghost manga that you want to put here. Let me know in the comment as I would like to put more curses in this verse.

I want Yuta to beat atleast 5 of them before joining the jujutsu high. So if you can give me some ideas about curses that can be considered a special grade. Then let me know in the comment

Curses most of the times are born from fears so.... What kind of fear do you think can create a special grade curses?

So far I thought about 3 of them

The fear of nuclear bomb (they are in japan soooo)

The fear of spider (It baffles me how none of them ever met a spider curses before) (wait they have met it. On the sister school event they met a spider curse but it's so small!)

The fear of social interaction (again. They are in japan) (but what kind of curses would this manifest into? This doesn't looks like a special grade material to me)