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Yuki The Dumbass

Watch as our tiny Yuki goes on an adventure exploring through the dark sides of the world with the mindset of a complete dense honest straightforward idiot. Immoral things? Emberassing things? Things that everyone know but never should be said? Oh... But Yuki doesn't care nor does he know... If you want a good laugh (Or at least I hope), give it a try. *This cover image is not mine, message me if you want it removed.

God_Destruction · Realistic
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1 Chs

Prologue

A quiet classroom. A normal classroom. 7th Grade. Start of secondary school. Everyone paying attention. A teacher with the figure of a gorilla and the face of a witch stood in front glaring at the class.

A hand leaning on the metal rod. Signifying that any noise would be met with it. Everyone's eyes wide in focus in their books. No one dared made a noise or even a movement. As… The teacher in front was the head discipline teacher and she would immediately hit you if you make even a single accidental movement.

That is until one idiot…

A 13 year old kid just like everyone else. Average in looks. Average in sports. Average in studies. Everything about him screamed average. With his fingers lingering each other close to his face, he had an aura of seriousness surrounding him.

A hand was lifted up slowly. The gorilla figure snorted and asked.

"Hmm? Yuki? What is it…?"

"Miss… There is something that has been disturbing me for a while now…"

The room became deadly silent. All the kids began sweating profusely but made no sounds. A window cracked open that made the curtains flutter crazily while the sun shined on to the teacher's unhappy face while Yuki's serious face was covered in dark as he sat all the way at the back.

"Hmmm? And what is that??" She snapped showing hints of impatience.

"… Miss… Our English teacher taught us yesterday the importance of asking good questions and I have to say…"

"…?" She raised one of her eyebrows.

"…Were you raised in the rain forests of the Southeast Asian islands of Borneo…?"

"…"

The window slammed by itself closed and the curtains stopped fluttering to reveal a smug grin from Yuki staring at the table. Everyone abruptly stood up and began clapping like someone delivered the most emotional impactful speech they ever heard.

"…"

"…"

"Yuki, that was a wonderful question to ask."

"… Amazing, beautiful, nice, pheneme… Phenome… Pheo-"

The gorilla figure stood there stupefied and it was as if a question mark was floating above her head like an angel's holo.

*RING*

The class ended and everyone left to go home while Yuki still smugly grinning at particularly nothing walked home with big strides.

The teacher still standing there stupefied quickly regained her composure and instantly began searching in 'gogle' what was raised in the rain forests of the Southeast Asian islands of Borneo when suddenly she was bombarded with images of a silly grin of an orangutan.

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If you didn't laugh at that. I don't know what to say.

Anyhow, this is my first try on comedy so tell me what I can improve in!

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