Government People are Annoying

[A/N: There's only be a single chapter for all my Fan Fictions besides of Danmachi:Honored One today. I woke up this morning with a throbbing headache, stuffy nose, and watery eyes. I think it just a cold or allergies, but I'm going to be resting today. If I start to feel better I'll write some more, but for now just enjoy this chapter.]

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(Two months later)

I finally turn 14, I had to say i during these past feel years I can feel my self growing stronger everyday. It most likely puberty or something, and I had to say that controlling my strength was getting harder.

Then my intelligence also seem to be increasing dramatically every day. Like last night I woke and started questioning myself and why exist. I even did some math and science of ways to kill me.

Currently there isn't any. I have getting bored very easily lately, I even started to make some deals.

Apparently after the Trio Of Justice came to visit, I got a lot of attention. Then someone interesting came to visit me. Her name was Amanda Waller.

Or as I like to call her, Grumpy. She wanted to make a deal with me. I was very interested since this was a chance that i could create some fun.

She wanted me to make a micro chip that hurts people that don't listen to orders or what I like to call a slave collar.

I asked what it is in for me. She just threatened me with some American Army stuff and Weapons that she has access to. What i found interesting was that she didn't threaten me with information.

She usually black mails people, but it seems she has nothing on me. She didn't even mention my care taker either. That means she scared of her or she has some thing that protects her.

I just laugh at her face, she seems to not have liked that. I decided to pull a what people call "An Uno Reverse Card Move" and started to pull information on her.

Now it wasn't easy to find. I mean it Amanda Waller after all, but I found a few interesting things. Then using my holographic room I showed her a file.

In the file it contains a few things about Amanda like how to find her and what her position of power is but that is what is important.

This file shows all the shady and illegal operations she has been apart of. Then it shows what her role was.

I also had information about her daughter and where to find her. Stuff that if it was release publicly she would never be safe. This also threatened her daughter but I didn't care.

She was still calm but I knew that her plan was ruined. She then asked what I wanted, and I told her something very simple. I wanted a selfie with the American president.

For the first time in this whole meeting she showed some some emotion on her face. I mean out of all the power she had, I asked for a selfie with the president?

She was going through a lot of situations in her head of why I wanted a selfie with the president. Well of course, it was too mess with her. But I always wondered who was the president of this chaotic world.

She asked why but I told her it wasn't her business, this was so I could mess with her more. She must be thinking I had a plan for the president. Then after a phone call, she had agreed.

Now was the day I was going to meet the president. His name is Jonathan Horne and he seems like a strict guy.

[A/N: I just did a quick search, if I got him or his personality wrong, just go with it.]

Then after waiting a while, which was annoying but understandable since he is the president. Then he finally came.

"Hello, Mr President"I said

"Hello child, it seems that you are the terrorist that wanted a selfie" he said

"Terrorist? Who me?" I said

"Yes you, and I am here to inform you that you are not getting your selfie. We America do not make deals with terrorist and you will hand over your technology" he said

"Hahaha, not like you have a choice. I'm not leaving without my selfie and I'm not giving you anything"I said

"Well you are leaving, but it seems that you are not leaving with your life. We are even currently raiding your home for your technology as well" he said

Then a whole team busted through the walls and started to shoot at me. I just sighed as the bullets bounced off me.

Then I started to fight back. I pulled out my phone and started to type a command. Then I started to wait and pull a flask out filled with water.

"It's time to get RIGGETY WRECK SON!" I said

At that moment, a space ship/UFO/car thing broke through the walls and started to run over all the people. Then I went up to the president but he started to fight back.

Then he threw a punch at me but it seems to have broken his hand instead. I just laughed at him while my space ship/UFO/car was just causing havoc.

I decided to beat up the president for back stabbing me. I knew that the people that were raiding my house died, well they gotten eaten by my dinobots.

I rebuild them since I was bored. Looks like whatever happened at my house was the equivalent to a Jurassic Park movie except that everyone died besides of escaping.

After my beating, he was covered in bruises. His face had a black eye and was swollen. Then I took the selfie, then I had a good idea.

I decided to upload the picture. I wonder what chaos this is going to cause. I even blurred my face and add a caption.

[Wow guys, just met the president! Look at our selfie together]

I have never been good with captions or just naming in general. Then I uploaded the picture and decided to see what the effect are going to be.

-3rd Person POV-

Ban had created a bunch of chaos after he uploaded that picture of the president. The photo was all over the news and was a world wide situation.

People were wondering who the blurred person was. They were scared of him since he beat up the president on his own turf.

Amanda was angry since this would cause her a lot of trouble. She was the one who set up the meeting, and now the president has been injured and humiliated by him. She couldn't even do anything to Ban as he had that file on her. She was livid but for the first time in her career she couldn't do anything.

The president started to asked the hero's for help to track and capture him. He didn't know who Ban was and just read his file and assumed he was a terrorist. The justice league accepted since the president has done them favors and helped them in the past.

The justice league was even wondering who did it as it seem that the photo was untraceable. They had one of the world's best computers but it seems that who ever was behind this was just a master of a computer.

Then they decided to ask for help, even though they were against asking him. Batman then went to Ban's house. He came to ask Ban the favor of tracking we're the photo came from.

Ban just laugh at him and asked what he is getting out of it. Batman just grunted and said that he would gain the president favor. Ban just laughed even harder.

Ban said that he knew the person behind the photo but it would cost him if he wanted to know. Batman was just thinking about it.

The Batman asked what he wanted. Ban said he wanted a copy of the files Batman had on every hero. Batman was shocked for once, he thought he had hidden those files but it seems ban found them.

Ban had found them but couldn't access them since they were located on a single physical sever. This meant unless he had the computer he couldn't access them.

He asked for these files as he need information on the heroes of this world since he knew very little about the DC universe.

Batman agreed and Ban may have misled him by saying it was an immortal that he had in his files. He thought of Vandal Savage, thanked Ban for the information. After he left Ban just laugh and enjoyed the rest of his time.