I Only Sit in this Ole eSports Chair

There were two sides to the story.

Back to Zhao Feng's stream, Zhao Feng was still complaining about the Ole eSports chair.

"My resentful brothers and sisters, I don't want to say this, but this thing is worth the IQ tax. We all know chairs. As long as they're comfortable, it's good enough. If the quality is good, then that's even better."

"Again, I don't want to say this, but if you spend more than a thousand yuan to buy such a thing, you might as well save it for a foot massage."

"And even worse, I only get a 10% commission for a thousand yuan. What a joke!"

"To be honest, this chair is not that good."

Zhao Feng said with a disgusted look on his face, it was as if his eyes had been dirtied by some trash.

His viewers also understood.

It wasn't that the quality of the chair wasn't good. The host was complaining about the lack of money that he would receive and that the other party didn't give him more tips.

They knew who Xuxu Baby was. He was a big streamer on Douyu's gaming platform. He had countless fans.

They were all stunned by the rocket that had just come up on screen. They even suspected that it came from the real Xuxu Baby.

However, they also learned from Zhao Feng that the eSports chair that the streamer brought onto his stream this time was related to that famous game streamer. Even if he wasn't the boss, their guess was probably not far from the truth.

It was a pity that Xuxu Baby had found the wrong person to work together with. If the seller didn't pay their streamer, he really wouldn't put in a good word for you. Which would be very annoying. If he said he wanted money, he would ask you for it to death.

When this guy was forced into a corner, he would curse his viewers.

This made some of the older viewers recall the first time Zhao Feng brought the kitchen knife into the stream. Because nobody wanted to buy it, they were labeled as resentful gremlins, and that still hadn't changed.

The viewers were considering whether they should persuade Zhao Feng to restrain himself. After all, it wasn't hard to say something good. It wouldn't be wise to offend someone over something that could be avoided.

Suddenly–

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh...

Everyone heard the special effect sounds and soon after, rockets appeared on the stream's screen.

Everyone was stunned.

Who was tipping him this time? Wasn't this adding fuel to the fire? Could these people be praising the streamer's performance?

Before they could see the name of the person who donated the money, a sharp voice suddenly cut through their curiosity as if someone had pinched his throat or a rooster crowing.

It shot through their screens, through the speakers, straight through their eardrums.

"Thank you… Thank you, Xuxu Baby, for sending me five big rockets!"

"Also, thank you, Ole eSports chair, for sending us ten big rockets. Thank you, boss, for your support, thank you, boss, for your tips!"

In that instant, everyone seemed to have gone deaf. But at the same time, they also understood what Zhao Feng's true reason was.

...

Before everyone could react.

BANG!

The chair under Zhao Feng's butt was kicked away once again, but this time, it was his old chair that he had spent 500 yuan to buy.

Immediately after, under countless people's dumbstruck expressions, they watched as Zhao Feng stood up with an infatuated look on his face. He pulled the Ole eSports chair from the side and sat back down.

"Ah~~~"

Accompanied by the sound of ecstasy, everyone could see Zhao Feng's expression of extreme enjoyment as he once again introduced the Ole eSports chair to everyone.

"The Ole eSports chair, the ultimate enjoyment!"

"If I don't sit on this chair, I'll feel my waist and legs ache."

"As you get older your waist will deteriorate. This eSports chair will help you solve every old man's worries. If you stay up late watching a stream, this Proud Wind eSports chair will help you solve the problem of ergonomy."

The muscles on the faces of the viewers twitched uncontrollably as they watched Zhao Feng's exaggerated expression.

They tightened their fists!

They suddenly wanted to beat someone up. For real.

What "honest streamer"? What "conscience of the Internet"? What "scammer"? They threw all that out of the window.

In their eyes, this guy was an out-of-the-book slut who would bend his back for five buckets of rice.

"F*ck, I can't take it anymore! I want to hit someone!"

"Me too! I can't stand this treatment. This guy is too f*cking cheap. He even has the worries of an "old man". F*ck, you're saying an eSports chair can replace an old Chinese medicine doctor."

"Money wh*re! Hand over your life!"

"What the f*ck? A few super-hot shots and you were f*cking dismissed. Where's your backbone, your pride, and your bottom line? To think that I took this guy so seriously before. Then why did you refuse to promote the detergent last time?"

"This is the truth, my brothers and sisters. When you ask this guy to promote your product and you encounter any problems in the future, just give them a few super hits. If you don't have enough money, then everyone can crowdfund them. I really don't like the streamer's disgusting face."

The entire chat was filled with fans smearing Zhao Feng's name.

They couldn't understand his behavior, but what they didn't know was that two days ago, Zhao Feng wasn't prepared to buy a house, which was why he stuck to his "belief". What changed all that today, however, was because he went to the sales office and wasn't able to buy a single house. He even rejected Miss Xiaoqian's offer, the salesperson, to add her to his WeChat.

Therefore, he wanted to earn money!

After all, men couldn't give up earning money for their beliefs!

...

Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen,

Xuxu Baby slowly came to a realization. Zhao Feng only started to promote his friend's chair seriously after he got tipped. He was immensely shocked.

He did not expect that there would be a man in this world who was even more thick-skinned than this guy.

He didn't even think twice and immediately gave his good friend a call.

He then turned on the speaker for all his viewers to hear. The next second, Gou'zi's voice came from the phone. "Hello, Monkey?"

This time, Xuxu Baby didn't entertain his friend.

"Monkey? Who are you to call me a monkey? Who are you to call me that? How dare you call me a monkey?"

"Didn't I say that I asked you to tip someone? What the hell are you doing?"

"Did you tip him?"

"You don't want to spend a single cent and still want to be a freeloader?"

"I was the one who tipped you the first time you became super popular. In the end, you still have the face to come and question me."

Baby Xuxu's mouth turned into a volcano. He grabbed his friend Gou'zi and started to spit heated curse words at him. Gou'zi understandably upset.

However, he had no choice but to wait for Xuxu Baby to calm down. After all, this guy was in the wrong.

Xuxu Baby ranted for another five minutes, which only made his viewers laugh. Xuxu Baby's saliva was dry from all his talk, while his viewers laughed until their stomachs hurt.

To them, Xuxu Baby looked like a pitiful bullied dog. Just because Black Garlic Warrior started to work a little seriously, Xuxu Baby instantly got annoyed.

"Alright, leave. I'm done with my rant!" Xuxu Baby was exhausted and decided to hang up the call.

But this time, the Gou'zi did not agree. The money had been spent and he had been blamed for it to boot. Everything had a consequence, right?

"Monkey, are you so sure that this Black Garlic Warrior can sell my eSports chair?" Gou'zi asked.

His question stunned Xuxu Baby.

What a good question.

Business was business at the end of the day. What matters the most was the result. But… This guy couldn't just talk nonsense, right?

"It... It should be... Okay..." Xuxu Baby said uncertainty.