Epic fight in the Void

[POV: Third Point of View]

In the endless darkness, a white light humanoid body appeared out of nowhere.

Opening his nonexistent eyes, clearing is consciousness, he tried to look around. However, what he saw was absolute nothingness. The void of the void, without light, without matter. He couldn't find any direction for up, down, right and left.

He didn't fall down due to gravity as he couldn't even feel his feet. He couldn't feel anything. All he could do was watch and think.

This humanoid tried to remember and in fact was able to remember quite clearly the moment of his death.

'Damn, did I really die or am I in a coma? Or... my head got caught in a girl crotch, and if so, a shaved once in a while doesn't hurt, huh.' He thought the humanoid of light after waking up and remembering the last moments of his life.

Looking around, all he saw was nothing but endless darkness and his luminous body floating in it.

"Ha, ha, who would have thought that the dreaded Dark Lord, The Peerless Genius, The Most Beautiful, The Most Perfe–ahem Rainer Evans would die from a simple microwave, sigh, the only one who had the right to kill me was myself, but things ended like this, sigh." Rainer muttered in a defeated tone and sighed in annoyance. He couldn't help but smile wryly at what happened.

Rainer unexpectedly began to feel unimaginable pain, he who had felt pain all his life and had gotten used to, it began to feel pain again, one that made his non-existent eyes widen and his non-existent mouth open and start screaming in pain.

"AHHHHHHH!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?" Rainer, who was experiencing a new kind of pain, started to see his left arm that hurt like shit and he saw that some parts of it started to be missing, then he saw that his body was also starting to lose parts and his body that was shining now was starting to dim.

In the state of frenzy and madness that he was in due to the pain, he started throwing random bites and flailing his arms as if he wanted to grab the darkness and tear it apart, what he didn't know was that those 'random bites' weren't simple, not at all, since it was 'Eating' the darkness.

This could be seen if one looked at his body which had started to change, the missing parts of his body of light started to rebuild with darkness of the void and his previously bright body of pure light was now starting to give off a dim light, but of absolute darkness.

When Rainer launched those bites, he had noticed that the pain subsided, his body rebuilt itself and he began to feel good... he felt stronger, more... POWERFUL.

"Hahahahaha if you want to eat me don't forget that I can too, but there will only be one difference, and that will be that I will devour you completely, you son of a bitch."

"Taste my soul all you want damn, why will it be the last thing you try and if you're in my crotch, entertain yourself with what hangs over me, son a bitch hahahahaha." Rainer cursed angrily and with a big smile he began to fight whatever was eating his soul.

The darkness seemed to look angry after hearing Rainer's insults, and began to devour him with more intensity.

The most intense and legendary fight of all time had begun in the void.

Rainer with his hands had made a grabbing motion as if he had grabbed a large piece of meat with his hands and took a big bite out of 'it'.

The darkness had also started to nibble at Rainer's soul with more intensity as if they were excited to devour him, it seemed that the darkness had found a great rival after so long.

The fight continued with Rainer taking bites, chewing and swallowing, and the darkness taking small bites giving an image as if it was disintegrating Rainer's soul little by little.

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3 days later.

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2 weeks.

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1 month.

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9 months.

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1 year.

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10 years.

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100 years.

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1,000 years.

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10,000 years.

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100,000 years.

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1 million years.

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Billions of years later, Rainer could be seen with his hands on his head as if he were lying on the ground staring at nothing. His soul, which was previously only light, now had dark spots all over his body and on his face, these spots had small white dots giving an image as if it were a universe.

Rainer turning around began to move his hand and began to move it as if he was caressing something.

"Ahhhhh Orihime, Hinata, Medusa (Rider) the real and mental handjobs that I have dedicated to them must already exceed six figures." Rainer said as he 'caressed' the darkness.

In all the time he was in this endless darkness, he was fighting with whatever wanted to devour him for millions of years, after a while it seemed that the darkness had given up on wanting to devour Rainer's soul and stopped.

Rainer, being alone for so long, began to masturbate, oddly enough the souls had genitals and thanks to that he was able to distract himself a bit with 'Manuela' (His hand). Rainer also occasionally practiced his martial arts for training.

He even wandered through the void for many millions of years to see if he could find a way out, but found nothing.

He had also started to converse with the darkness although he knew that it would not answer him 'maybe one day he will get tired and answer' he had thought.

The void shuddered for a brief moment and it seemed like it was due to the caresses Rainer was giving it.

"Mm? Looks like you're finally showing signs that you're alive, dear." Rainer said with a happy smile as he continued to 'caress' the darkness.

Suddenly a portal had opened near the place where Rainer was and it seemed that this was the cause of the trembling of the void and not his caress.

Rainer, while caressing the darkness and was thinking that he had finally moved due to his persistence, saw how a portal was opened not far from where he was.

'O-oh, th-that's the.' He thought he was surprised.

"Mmn? Who the hell is that ugly, ragged old man." He muttered under her breath as someone came out of the portal.

The long-bearded lord who was just coming out of the gate with an expression worthy of a god and walking like a sovereign stumbled and almost fell after hearing Rainer's murmur.

The God couldn't help but blush after seeing his appearance, in fact Rainer was right and he did look like a homeless man.

"Hugg, cough cough, disgusting, made me want to puke cough cough." After seeing how the old man blushed, Rainer choked and nearly vomited.

'Seriously, the son of a bitch is ugly.' He thought after wiping away the non-existent saliva with his left hand that it was completely dark and had white dots.

The old man, after coming out of his embarrassment, directed a murderous look at the person in charge who had insulted him, he was ready to turn him into dust.

But after seeing who it was, he showed a surprised face upon seeing the owner of the voice. Seeing Rainer's appearance, the old man's eyes lit up like a beacon and it seemed like a sign of achievement had appeared in them.

He had also been surprised again by Rainer's lack of reaction when he didn't see what would tremble under his killing intent, in fact Rainer looked at him with a bored expression and as if he was seeing shit.

The old man quickly snapped his fingers, in the blink of an eye he had changed his clothes for a cleaner and more presentable one, his old anger at the way Rainer had looked at him gone.

After getting ready, he approached Rainer with the same expression and walk that he had left the portal.

Seeing no change in Rainer's expression after changing his clothes and trimming his beard a bit, he almost vomited blood because he thought he would impress Rainer a little.

Resisting the urge to crush Rainer, he decided to keep walking and turn a blind eye.

After all he had found what he had been looking for for so long, he found his perfect future successor... Although... it seemed that he had some mental problems.

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Author note: I have an excuse and why I haven't written chapters all these days and it's...none, I don't have any. Today my focus lit up and I wrote. Thank you for reading.